Re: NEIL IN TUCSON AGAIN! « Reply #31 on Nov 28, 2009, 1:22pm »
id never heard of neil until yesterday, ive been laughing till my belly hurts too much to rape ever since. and now i see hes playing in asheville the nite before my 43rd birthday! this is gonna make up for missing the beastie boys and morrissey.
Re: NEIL IN TUCSON AGAIN! « Reply #32 on Dec 3, 2009, 7:29am »
i seen neil last nite!! at rialto thaeter in tucson. he was awesome. he had jokes an he sang 3 piece chicn dinner. it was a wunnerful time. the audience was big! an neil seem to get more better as he ages like a wheel o brie. i tried to take pictures bu t the security guards said no photos allowed. an turn off cell phones. an then they frisked me. i dint like that but i want to see neil so i let em. basterds. never had tat happen. prolly bc of puscifer. an the venue. which is old thaeter in downtown tucson. it was good drive back to mexican border. at nite. jose josse drove. we talked about neils jokes on the way back to border. it was such good evenin. if boni was there i dint see her.
Re: NEIL IN TUCSON AGAIN! « Reply #33 on Dec 3, 2009, 6:03pm »
I ALSO SEEN NEIL, Jimmie!! At San ANtonio, which is simular, to Tucson, in some way. Except Neil probbaly like Tucson, and Neil's Hate for San Antonio is Palpable.
We was also frisked! ?? What is the deal with that? I had thought it was because of the venue (bizarre, and ornate), but maybe it was because of Pusifer. does he have Assassinators? he just went Paranoid? I aint never been frisked neither, at no show. Unless it was Barack Obama.
Jimmie, you are very lucky!! I am so distappointed NEIL DID NOT SING TO US I think it's because the rough San Antonio crowd might of tryed to beat him up if he did that. It's a real weirdo crowd there. There was a man, with one tooth, that tryed making eyes at me. I had to run away.
Neil made a joke that did not go over too well. Mainly they was all laughing, and having a good time, until he made a joke about Ed Hardy. Then a Pall fell over the the room. It was the most silent silence I ever heard. Then we burst out laughing and I could not stop and everyone was looking at me. I have it on tape.
Jimmie, I am so glad that Manfred brought Neil to our Poor, sad areas of the USA!
Re: NEIL IN TUCSON AGAIN! « Reply #34 on Dec 4, 2009, 12:51am »
Jimmi June, & Perals, You are so lucky to see Neil, again. That must be something, to hear him break intwo song.
i did not want to face the trauma, but I also was friksed when i went to see neil, on the east coast. They had looked in side my purse, to see was I carrying any counterband, i guess. Or maybe a small fancy dressed-up dogg, like Paris hilton, which was not allowed in that venue, I think. Also I think the reason they keep feeling everone up so much, is becuz of those people that sneeked into the president. Securitys extra tight now, for celberites like Neil, just in case someone try something funny.
Everone Im sorry i got mad at doggs yesterday. its not tehir fault. I blame the goverment, for all of it:'(
Re: NEIL IN TUCSON AGAIN! « Reply #36 on Dec 6, 2009, 11:46pm »
jimmie!
I was lucky enough to see Neil in Phoenix Friday night on that same tour. Let me tell you, those Puscifer fans are HORRIBLE! Very bad, stupid, ugly, shitty people. I know because I sat right in the middle of them. But NEIL, on the other hand, was great! It was nice to see him in a large theater, although at points I was the ONLY person of all 1,000 fuckers there who was laughing or clapping, even after his GREAT line, "Thaaaat's my life!"
Anyways, Neil is coming back to Phoenix (Tempe) on January 9th for a FREE SHOW! Will you and Josse come?
Re: NEIL IN TUCSON AGAIN! « Reply #37 on Dec 7, 2009, 1:05am »
that is not altogether untrue,what Ryan said, I was near Neil's Worst heckler. that is how it goes, for some reason the Lord always places me right near the Heckler, at Neil's show. he was ahead of me one row, accrosst the aisle, which isclose enough, when you are YELLING. except when Neil told the Nickelbak joke, and I knew it, as he was starting out that joke, they LOVE THAT JOKE in sam antonio. then the heckler yells "you can stay". gee thanks, asshole. he kept yelling " I won these tickets!". you won the tickets in a raffle and you think you get to dictate the show? what the hell is wrong with you. please
Re: NEIL IN TUCSON AGAIN! « Reply #38 on Dec 7, 2009, 1:18am »
these reminds me, I just seen a show tonight,at the world's famous Alamo Draughthouse, about the world's worst stand up comedy auditionVHS tapes , (it was terrible, a good shoe) and in there they had the clip where Bill hicks (that guy) totally freaks out yelling everyone DIE, he totally lost his shit at heckleres. it was good. he was like swimming onhis belly screaming about Hitler, etc. it was funny though, whethere you liked that guy or not. which some people don't, depending on where they are from
Re: NEIL IN TUCSON AGAIN! « Reply #39 on Dec 7, 2009, 2:42am »
another thing I seen tonight, if anyone here cares, friend of this Board, Mr Andrew Clay Silverstein, Wept, on the Arsenio Hall show (who is rediculous by the way), it was Nice of him, to do that.
Re: NEIL IN TUCSON AGAIN! « Reply #40 on Dec 8, 2009, 8:08am »
pearls that was too bad that the san antoio fans wasnt from the fanbase. i glad i dint go there. to san antoio. i would have been cryin an cursin at the folks for bein rude an insensive. inglorius basterds! an who is ed hardy? i dunt know him an i might have been throwin a pall over the theatr to since i dunt know him. even in a neil joke. it is as they say in some circles, obscure. ed hardy.
an that 1 tooth guy. mebbe he had a bunch of black teeth an the white one was a empty space! he sound disgucsting. he another inglorous basterd.
did you see them neil hamburger dolls yet? i HAVE to get one for xmas. under my tree. i tolld jose josse about it. he had twinkly in his eye so mebbe i will have my meager wish come true.
did you see them neil hamburger dolls yet? i HAVE to get one for xmas. under my tree. i tolld jose josse about it. he had twinkly in his eye so mebbe i will have my meager wish come true.
I was not in Jose Josses eye, I don't think. that sound serious. Everone this is good thread, Lots of excitiement for the shows & Neil, freindliness, intraction, chupacreepas, dogs, presents, baby goats, Christmas, Angie Sex. it has it all~!!! For the holidays!!!
I think Neil should defnitely have a snowglobe, For Sale. With him inside, amybe with Santa, or a Raindeer, or maybe a angel. Or the Baby Jesus. I would buy that. Hi Ryan Stamen! Hi Jimmi June, Hi peals, Hi Jose! Hi Baby goat!
Re: NEIL IN TUCSON AGAIN! « Reply #42 on Dec 10, 2009, 2:01am »
I just thought of this. Neil could also have snowglobes with him inside, with a dradle, or some lamp oil, or a Rabbi
Also a line of them for Kwaanza, (Im sorry everon, if I spelled that wrong) with fruits & vengetables.
Also just a globe with him inside, & nothi ng else, just snow, & desolation, For angnostics, or troubled loners, who aren't sure about This Whole Thing, of Holiday Spirits, & Santa Claus.
My hands are cold I cant type anymore ideas. Im sorry Ihope this comes in handy, for Neil management.
Re: NEIL IN TUCSON AGAIN! « Reply #43 on Dec 10, 2009, 2:09am »
WHo whould have ever knowns about those DOLLS, because stupid BONI JERGEN never tells us ANYTHING! ARRGGHHHG!
Ok, I'm not mad anymore. WHY DOES THE DOLL HAVE TO COST $23 DOLLARS!!! WHY IS NEIL HAUNTED??? AAUUUGGGH
How toall is the doll? Is it huggable? WHAT IF SOMEONE STICKS PINS IN THERE!!!! Neil looks overweight in it. But it does capture his certain je ne sais poirquiois.
Re: NEIL IN TUCSON AGAIN! « Reply #44 on Dec 10, 2009, 7:36am »
is that jee nee sais poirquois the same as no lo se por que? ir pretty cool that we have bi linguals at this board, int it?
i dunt think that 23 bucks is that pricey dicey. bc that what we spend to see a movie with only a small popcorn & 1 small sprite drink to share. mje an jose. an we glad to pay it expect when we see a dog of a movie. then we feel jipped out of our moola. we want to see brothers with jake an tobey. the trailer make it seem like a good movie. but bak to the doll baby neil. i would save it with all my other stuffed animals. it would be a showpeice bc it dunt have fake fur, just classic lines. i like that greasy hair hangin on the back of neils neck. on the dollbaby.
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Or maybe a small fancy dressed-up dogg, like Paris hilton, which was not allowed in that venue, I think. 
