John McAin

[jimmie june]

twinkli hello! if you are series about openin for neil hamburger why dunt you ask bonoi to help you get an introduction. maybe she give you some tips on how to impress neil. to get your feet in the door. glad you aint impresed with sarah, twinkei, cos i dunt think many fanbasers are either. sara dunt think the polar bears should be protected. i beleve she is wrong.

some wise guy said that mccain is not bush the 3rd. but sara palin IS bush 3rd.

pearls i think keith obbermann is i'viewin mr obama tomorrow. before the foot ball game. prolly same time a billo. keith likes mr obama. it will be a great i'view.

[this just in]

i heard on CNN news that satan palin's glasses costs $375 for the frames, and if they are real, lenses costs 700.

[piglips]

Jimmie, that's funny what you said about Burt's Bees Wax lipsticks. Except Sarah Palin would say those organic products was "4-Pussies". She would only endorse the petroleum based cosmetics and those made from humpback whale and baby seal blubber.

[Para Sailin]

i thought john mcain looked like a defendant on judge judy. when judge judy yells 'look at me, look at me don't look at nothin else!!!' john mc ain did not look a obama. it was sickning.

sen obama was such a fine gentleman.

[twinkle]

Yes, Para, he was very refine. Like a refine gentleman of yesteryore, that no longer exists.

I saw Cris Mattew say that mcAin look like Joe Lewis & Obama look like Muhammed Ali.
Was he calling him a Muslim?

I'll never find out cuz the cable got broke & I can't watch no more TV.
I don't even know if I can vote!

[pearlgrey]

He has Cracked. He can't hadle the stress.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4FADXTI-vc

[Disgusted]

First Dude is grossing me out. There is no grown man his age who should have a goatee like that. And the grease crap in his hair. He looks disgusting.

Also, I think it is safe to say by looking at some people that they have actual lump of shit inside their head where the brains are supposed to be.

[Disgusted]

Here he is before he got his makeover to look the Classy Guy he is now.

[Surprise]

what else did HER handlers do to him? cut off his mullet?

[oops]

She cut those off years ago.

[pearlgrey]

Boni, I have been writting a lot of Jokes, for this election, maybe Neil or MacCain could use them (for McCain's comedy carear he might have to pursue). Here is the only one I could think of at the moment. I'm not sure how the wording goes:

Did you see his chimp munk cheek he has? That must be where he is keeping all of those provisonal ballots.

[cheeky mcsquirrely]

PEARLS!
Is you psychic?
I have a cold todya & my cheeks is swollden up!
But not as bad as jon mcAin's.

Pearls i read a story called "The Pearls" the other day., it was good. i didn't understnad it. It was danish.

I wish Halloween was voting day then everyoine could go in dis guise & comfuse the ballot box!

[jimmie june]

pearls your provisional ballots joke is HEEE Larry US!!! thankee for makin my evenin so fun after a hard day at the salt mines.

it looks like a wet lump of provi ballots ever time he opens his mouth. an once i saw him (mc ain) turn aroun an it looked like he had on grampy diapers. whats up with that?