neil s brother?

[jimmie june]

do neil have a brother? name howard hamburger? i seen a referense to howard in a blog about alex's bar in long beach ca. if howard is neils borther then why dunt neil talk about him. maybe howard could help sell merch at neils soldout performaces. boni, pearls, tinkles, do you know about howard? is he a skelton in neils closet? VIRUS VIRUS VIRUS VIRUS VIRUS VIRUS

[pearlgrey]

Jimmie, I have never heard hide nor haire of no Brother. Before, I always suspect Neil of being an Only Childe, ,you could just Tell with people some times, then that fact was Proofen in a interview with Keith Whitener, so I don't know if he Knows he has a brother.

Sometimes, when you get so Famouse, the "relatives" come out of the wood work.

[twinkle]

I argee Pearls. Howard is a fraud, to be pitied.
Or sent to prison & killed.

Or he could be adopted....

Maybe he just has the same last name like the Osmond Five but there really mormons & not related.



I knew some Morseburgers once. Is that related to Neil?

[Blort]

Jesus Christ, I hate you all.

Especially you Pearl, you whore.

[pearl]

Oh Look. As soon as you mention someone who should go to Prison, and be kilt, look who it is , shows up. Blort. Shut up, Blort. You love me. You love me and Twinkle, and Jimmie June, and Boni and Banarnas and Marlon. You love everyone and you are kind to animals, especially bunnies, and baby ducks, because you are such a Gentle Soul.

[TWinkle]

Pearls,
I just wrote but then my eblow hit something & I forget what I said.
O yeah. It was that I half to take some personal reponsibilty for saying that violence thing last night. I'm sorry for it.

I have a bad cold & sometimes it makes you think of killing but you don't really mean it.

Maybe prison for IDentity theifs but not killed.

But Blort must really be mean Why can you say those lies about Pearls? It's not true!
Pearls cna see the good person inside who wants to be loved. But might not be. Becuase it is stuck inside.

Do you have a cold too, blort? And can't go out because you half to get better?

[clunt]

Does Neil's brother ever come to Australia, or more specifically, Sunshine? If so, please let me know where he is staying. I have a bag of urine with his name on it.

[Blort]

Nov 14, 2008 2:14:42 GMT -5 @pearl said:

Oh Look. As soon as you mention someone who should go to Prison, and be kilt, look who it is , shows up. Blort. Shut up, Blort. You love me. You love me and Twinkle, and Jimmie June, and Boni and Banarnas and Marlon. You love everyone and you are kind to animals, especially bunnies, and baby ducks, because you are such a Gentle Soul.

I am kind to animals!

However, I don't like you, and I don't like Twinkle, Clunt, Jimmie June, Boni, Bananas or Marlon.
You are all pathetic losers.

[pearl]

Clunt, you can go ahead and drink that bag of urine yourself. You must be confusing Neil with your other favorite comedian, Carrot Top, who I heard is on a urine-only diet.

[gentle soul]

Shut up Blort, you are not. Making sweet love to the analmal is not considered kindness!

[Famous Doctor]

Hello,
I am a successful TV therapist who counsels Blort.
I am usually hesitant to break confidentiality, but Blort needs an intervention.

He has "interpersonal issues" & is unable to express his true feelings.
He really loves Pearl , Twinkle , Clunt , Jimmi June , Boni , Bananas & Marlon .

(No one knows why he loves Clunt )

He's a big fan of neil hamburger.

[jimmie june]

now i wonderin if neils real name is shamburger? did he change it for artistic licence reasons? i ran into a mr shamburger recently an i just could not ask him if his name was relate to hamburger. maybe family secret. some how if neil was born neil lynn shamburger it good he changed it. IMHO.

[Twinkle]

has any one considered, that Neils middle named might be Able, like kane & Able?
Able was the good one (I think) who gave God the Meat. And Kane gave god the vegtable, which He did not like. It might have been brussles sprouts or coliflower.

then God said " I like neil (able) the best!"

[Pearl]

Twinkle, you are right, GOD is definitely not no vegetarian because GOD always so Bloodthirsty!!!!1

[jimmie june]

i alway thought neil was a veggie pearls an tinkles. an heres a list for you to check out:

www.ivu.org/people/tv/index.html

it list him. as a vegetarian. not a meat eater. is that why he has his sad look? cos he wants everone to be a veggie like him. or cos he wants to have some pork chops, eh? it a mystry to me but i suport him either way. if the vegestables are what make him so dang funnythen keep on with the veggies, eh?