Grammy Schmammy

[jimmie june]

i am boycottin grammy awars cause neil haburger sings country winners was not nominated in the country categories. how could they overlook such a wonnerful effort that neil an his band did? it is a jewel of country musis in a sea of mediocraty. first boni abandons this board an second neil is dissed by the grammy schmammy bigshots. next i will find out theres no snanta claus. its a sad day in hamburgerville.

[pearl]

Jimmie, that may be because Neil is too Olde, for the Grammy. Usually, they give those awards to the Childrens. Neil may not also be scantilly clad enough for their Taste. We should wait and see if Neil is inducted into the Country Music Hall of Fame? maybe VIRUS VIRUS VIRUS

[Twinkly]

Jimmi June & PEarls,
As usual You hit the nails right on the money. The APs is totally IGNORING this grammy SCAMMY!

I heared it's all about glad-handling & backslappers, & they usually pick tweens& its sponsored by bratsdolls & facebooks.

[tWinkle]

Jiimi June, I'm still ranting about it. Ever once in a while they pick the good songs but not usually.


Those judgers is older then Neils band!those old cronys half to pick the little children to make thereselfs look hip.

Neils better off staying home & watching Walkers texas ranger. That song is pretty good. His band could even do it . maybe

Don't worry about Santa Clause Jimmi June. He is in corruptable & unaffected by the elites at the grammys.

He will bring tickets to shows & Neils CD for Christmas!!!!

[pearl]

I had an idea of what Neil's next Move should be, musically. It came to me in a Vision, (or a dream, can't remember). He would do a Crossover ablum, into the Rock genre,. Neil's style musically, and with the video, would be simular to Robert Palmer.







Picture Neil's face, and bowe tie, here.
Simply Irresistable! ??
What do you all think??

[Special guesstar]

No.
It i s a BAD IDEA.
I had nitemares about those mannakins. Now I cna't sleep.

neil should NOT DO IT.

He should stick to the grand olde oprah, and the pedal steal.
it's good for his dumeanour. and authentic to his style.

[pearl]

OK, maybe the Vision was wrong. You all can choose to ignore this Opportunity if you wish, but I think this is just the Spirit World's way of trying to help Neil win a grammy. Otherwise, maybe he should start humping the floor more. I'm just trying to help Neil get that Grammy!

[jimmie june]

pearls the cards is stacked agin him! he dint win for any of his comedy cds, why would they pick him for country winners? they are a-holes, they are clicks who ony want their good buddys to win the grammys.

neil run circles around them. he keeps workin an helpin folks to have a few laffs as they drink their teguila shooters or their vodka martunis or their chardonays. neil hambruger brings laffs to us all an helps us get over our ruff patches, he cares about his fanbase. i cant think of one other celebrity who has that mindsat except maybe michael r. fox. he cares...

[Twinkle]

Hi Jiimi June & Pearls!!


that is my maine comment on the grammys & Neil not winning them.

But I will alos say, Pearals, that those ladykins, whne you watch there video, is not really scary.
They re pretty ladies & dance good & I thinjk neil could maybe win the grammys if he dose that dance. with them. That Robert palmer did.
He has to hire them all to do the dance, tho, & that is a lot of over head.

That dance it is sexy & also in the modern jenre of rock & roll. THis is still a poplar jenre with the youths market. And even old people because its also like the olden days. And old people need the energy. For there scooters & rascals.

[jimmie june]

tinkles i agree with you. the ladies are lovely with red lips. they seem almost human.

mebbe neil should get a special cma prize for the most original country songs eveh heard (except the latest fave by hayes carll called 'she left me for jesus'). neils music an lyrics about the clown who was cryin at the kids picnic an he was drinkin from a brown bag is about the most sad country song eveh written. i love that song cos i think i saw a guy with a red nose drinkin from a brown bag at a park near the mexcian border. there were some kids playin an he was watchin em. or mebbe he was a drunken pervert.

[Benjii]

I wonder if this album will win a Gramy

[Twinkles]

Those bears is livin LARGE.

That one will win.

[jimmie j]

yep benjiii an tinkles that big bear is a winner any way ya see it. the colors! the guy! the cigar! the grapes! an.... da bears!!!

[pearlgrey]

I love that scene with them bears
Did you see where that bear has Lipps?? With the cigar in there? wow. And the strawrberries. and the Sparkles.. and the heavens open'd up. Those bears live in a magical , complex world

Maybe Neil's next album should have Bears in it. VIRUS VIRUS

[Twinkle]

Do you think theres cigars in Heaven?
Sometime a pipe smell good but i don't know about cigars.
They usually stink. I don't know do you thinkt hey have things that stink in heaven?

Do you think t he grammies should have a ablum cover award?
If they have a best outfit Neil should win for the tuxedo.

Pearls i seen part of a movie called Druel in the sun And there was a lady name pearls in it! She rode a horse & then she fell off of it.

then I stopped watching it.