Where Is Boni

[pearlgrey]

This has become too much. Do you think we should all quite the board? Obviously Boni is dead, and there is no one to replace her. If Boni's dead, this board is, also, had died. I don't feel like I should be posting to a dead board, that is already dead, and Died, months ago. This is just pathetic. Some of us was already depressed enough alrady, and now this,

[jimmie june]

i argree pearls. i quit this board cos of its death. i wont be back. hurts to type these words but i am sick n tired of bein sick n tired. with worry for ingrateful boni jergens.

good bye n good luck.

[Twankle]

Pearls & Jimmi June, You should not dis pair!
I almost kilt myslef, over it, recently, always writing & writing & never a howdydo from Boni, or even Banans or marlin . But i changed my mined, & didn't died yet. Nor has this bord! How could it be dead, if it is still hear? That makes no fllorensic sense. VIRUS
I don't see why, just because Boni has met with foul play, or taken it on the lamb, or gone over to the dark side, the board has too, too. What makes Boni the boss of us?

I think that Maybe Neil should make a celeberty appearance, on it, to give the fanbasers hope. Either that, or m,aybe his agent, or one of his pets, could. As long as Neil is in side of us (hearts) then who NEEDS Jergens!

Ortherwise I don't know what, to do. and mite quit to. That's the end of my speech.

[Brother Stephen]

I think i might have seen your Boni Jergens and her pets the other day cruising (walking) down 4th street. It may not have been her, though,. There's lots of homeless people here with pets that pass through our shelter each week. A better description might help?

[Jock]

Blonde, wiry hair, moderately overweight, frazzled air about her...

[Serious Twinkle]

May be Boni is playing an Aprils fools on us, & is really lurking around, in the background. Watching us, & stalking us, like a criminal, or a wild animal who waits to devower its pray.

If you are there, Boni, you should reveal yourself.
this is no joke! It could be a cyber felony. You could go to prison for life! You need to hear this, it is tough love!

[Pearl]

Twinkle, if this is a April Fool Joke, then she has been conducting this joke since Aprils Fools 2008, because no one around here seen hyde nor hairs of Boni since months ago. I don't even know how long it has been anymore, I have gave up counting, the days, on the calendar, where I had put sad faces on each day of the calendar, but then got Tried of it,.

We don't need her. When a person dies , you just have to move on with your life, since you are the one who is still alife. We should do a Vote, about whether or not we want to continue, with this, futile board. There is only me and yous left, Twinkle.

What do we do?? VIRUS VIRUS VIRUS VIRUS VIRUS VIRUS VIRUS VIRUS

[Frank]

That Boni can eat a turd! This board is better without her!

[twinkle]

pearls, your right. A year is to long to wait for a punchline, Neil would never wait that long, to deliver a zinger, bgecuz he is profressional!
In these dire times we can't let a nother busness fail. Neil's value to America is to great. 8-)To many jobs depend on it, & lifes.

Bonis like all the other CEOs & charesltons, who ran there ships ashore, & then excaped to parts un known, with the bounty. >:(She is a fugitve form the law, now, & will porbably never be taken Alive. If she is alive. But shes porbably dead, like you said she is.

And Banans & Marlin are orphans, roaming the streets, killing innocents for food. Or for sport.

With the hlep of Frank, & all the other April Firsters, we can save this board!!!!

[Pearl]

Twinklle, I agree with you! We can go it alone. We do not need no steenking Boni Jergen. Besides, I could not ever quit this board (sorry). Moistly , because this board is my only connection to the Outside world.

Plus, it helps the economy, like you said. If we quet this board, the terrorists, and Republicans will win.

Also, Twinkle that is quite a picture you painted there, of the pirates, and the damn scurvy dogs, Nannars and Marlon.



Jimi come back!

[Boni Jergen]

Hi every one,
I"m sorry I haven't posted the past 2 weeks, I was so BUSY:

1) working on Neil's web site
2) im provement to this Mesage board
3) helping promote this Mesage board
4) Earning money at my new Job (The Green Burrito restaurant , laundering uniforms for all the location!) to pay for this Mesage board to continue
5) taking care of my 2 Great Dogs, Bananas and Marlon
6) fighting Law suit from idiott family that the kid taunted those Dogs, they fight back, you can't ex pect any thing else if you taunt an animal

[TWinkle]

Pearls, did you see where Boni is back? On here?
I don't think she evn reads tthsi board.
She needs her oils "topped up"

Boni if your reading this I think it is called "Topped Over." At Jiffy Lubes. or Prep Boys.

Boni, do those unifroms have bad stains? How do you get them out? What is your favorite deterget?

[Pearl]

Jesus, Boni, it's about time. I was already used to the thought of you had died, so it's really hard to think of you as alife again, too much confusion, and toying with our emotions. You're dead to me, Boni!!

[serious sad person]

Dear Friedns,
Death is a very serious matter. I have been struggling with that concept, emotionally, in the recent days. It is too hard to understand, how they could be there one day, then gone forever the next, or that some one would take there own Life, so easily, all you had to do is push a button with your finger once, and that is it, you are deleted, expecially when that person was a Happy person, and so Young, and all because of one momentary bad mood , in confusion of drugs. Or that other people can actually be glad someone died. It's amazing to me. Such a terrible terrible world , of people who are real fucked up. How come they cant figure out how to be decent person? It is not that hard.

Also, don't do cocaine.

xo

[Hoss]

Serious person, this is no place for your serious sadness. This is a message board about Neil Hamburger, who is a COMEDIAN. I think you have the wrong board.