Poolside Chats & DC

[Boniappetite]

Boni worked out how to finger herself when she ran out of toilet paper recently and has been doing that constantly ever since. All three holes. She has also been looking after a bunch of new "pets" too...all of them are named "Bananas"...because they are actually ripe, yellow, bananas from the soup-kitchen fruit-bowl. She walks slowly around her bed-sitter with a banana in each hole and it makes her happy and tingly. Sometimes when she laughs at Neil Hamburger jokes, a banana will pop out on to the floor or hit the black & white televison screen. Then Marlon gets his favorite treat... deep-fried bananas. But THAAAAAAAAAAT'S HER LIFE...

[Science of Love]

::)Well Hello Clunt
Everyone knows that's YOU, pretending to know about Boni, when in fact you're revealing your own fantasies about being stuffed up all holes & then eating deep-fried bananas.

Boni is in fact a Later-in-Life-Lesbian now, & has no use for any Bananas other than her beloved pet.
It's rumored that she is one of those rare birds who was TURNED gay after she realized how lame YOU are.

Also you never could satisfy her orally. Like the vast majority of women-- & as proved years ago by those scientific perverts Masters & Johnson-- she experiences clitoral orgasm only. Since she has chosen to remain single she dates attractive Lipstick Lesbians when the urge arises.
Oh yeah, she also died her hair blond & got double -Q implants, so she's quite popular with the silicone set.

[Twinkle]

>:(Boni, I know your probly dead, but I can't BELIEVE you are allowing all this pornorgrafy on Neils site.
No one care if your a Lesbeing now, we accept all types (excpt Clunt) & are intersted in POOLSIDE chats on this thread.

This type of dis course is not usually heard on that show.

You need to rain in this sort of degenerites, & depravity. I don not think, neil would not approve.
i seen that frist show yesterday, & he (Neil) had on a very fancy brocade vest, he look very classy!
I wish they had not cut that budget.

[pearlgrey]

I am sorry to say but I have felt the respobsibilty to excercise powers and remove that filfthy post, clunt. I do not like to act as the long arm of censorship but you have drove me to that. You have offended Twinkle. This is not a forum for "Doghouse Forum" letters. The only laps we are talking about in this thread are swimming laps in the pool, which come to think of it isn't a bad idea, Neil could have Michael P
helps on the show and they could swim laps together during the interview. That wod be something the whole family could enjoy.

[Grateful Twinkle]

Dear Pearls
Thank You For making this board Family Friendly again.
I was starting to feel shocked & Awed, & afraid to get onto this.

Yes, Michale phleps would be a great guest. I understnad he is very downed to earth, & a good Role Model. Like Neil.
I wonder would Neil still wear his Tuxedo, when he swim? VIRUS

**Does anyone know, how to tell when soydogs go bad? They look the same, & smell the same, I think.
(this is un related to poolside)

[Yes its Twinkle]

Everyone, I half to weigh in on that quetsion, I had asked. About the soydogs. It turn out, they do smell a little funny, & tasts a little funny. That is how you know. They went bad. >:(DON'T eat the REST. After that.

Did everyone hear about the HEXANE, in some soy porducts, that is a neurotoxic, Its so deepressing. you don't knwo what to do these day, it seem like everythings bad for you.

Just go see Neil, or watch ppolside., for healthy activity.

PS(If you had a cookout, by that (poolside) with shiksabobs, & soyedburgers, this could be re lated, to topic. )

[pearl]

One time I ate a tofu pup at a Neil show. On the fourfth of July! The pup was undercooked however, as I recall.

Yes, I heard about that. I must of eaten a lot of it by now because i eat a lot of tofu and soy milk product, hope I don't die of that.

Neil could catch cancer breathing all that chlorine by that pool. I hope he doesn't. Do you think there's hexane in Neil's hair product? That must have something Strong in it.

[pearl]

I'm sorry that happened to you twinkle, please don't eat Expired foods, I'm afraid Neil might eat too many of those, fruit cocktails past the due date, etc.

[foodeater]

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