Andy Carter

[Pearl]

Oh Sanders, I have deciphered it! by looking to see the tit;e of the missing pic. It is MY FAVROITE as it so happens joke on the 50states album, I think it's Kansas (?) the infant who tok his own life because his cruel parent did not buy him a Tommy Hillfijer jacket. ;D I also posted a nother picture of that joke, somewhere amongst those 8 pages, or elsewheres on this site

[Twinkle yes dice]

Pearls, You are right, as usal! If theres one thing I'm good at solving, it's a mystry!!!

How ever, I did not realize, in my CONCIOUS mine, that Sanders was Andy Carter; I only called Andy Sandy bc the S is right next to the A.
But myabe it's true, & my SUB conscous mind solved it.
Or there could be more than 1 Sandy.
Or also, it could be Amy Carter, using alias to keep incognitoe. She keep low profile, have not herd from her in years.

Do Neil do Reality Shows? I hope he does not go on that Chef show,even tho he make great recipe for on the road meal; that shows to hard on people.(I will start new topic, for that)
PS I was tlaking back, to that ad, with my name.

[Sandersgirls]

...just for the record, my birth name is not "Sandersgirls" ...and it is not Andy Carter either. It looks like Andy Carter is gone ... but Sandersgirls is still here, with no interest in taking over Boni's website.

[Andy Carter]

It has been very interesting the past couple days to see the response to my proposals. It is very clear that Boni Jergen has lost control of this board. She has launched an unreasonable and unprovoked personal attack on me, and meanwhile, the few people left on this board have begun attacking each other. It doesn't have to be this way. This could be a forum for Neil Hamburger discussions and information, but there is definitely IMHO some "bad blood" that needs to be let go.

Boni, you have brought the MESS back into "MESSAGE BOARD"!

[Boni Jergen]

Andy Carter (IDIOTT),
It has been intesting in the past couple days to see what and IDIOTT you are!! NO THIS SITE WILL NEVER BE YOUR'S, NO ONE, I RE PEAT NO ONE wants you to have control of this Board, your not welcome to Post here any more, PLEASE I ask every one here to Ignore this Idiott, he will go a way, go start a Carrotte Top board, Idiott, you propably work for Carrotte any way, EVERY ONE WHO HAS ANY THING TO DO WITH ANDY CARTER IT'S JUST SUPOORING CARROTTT TOP, NOT NEIL HAMBURGER< Mean while Andy conitnues to MOLEST CHILREN, and propably is the One who tried to have my Dogs taken a way, Sorry ANDY we HATE your Board, for Centruy 21, IT STINKS, I HATE IT, GO A WAY, YOU RAR E INSANE, GO AWAY STOP RUINING THIS BOARD WITH YOUR STUPID IDIOTT BULL CRAP! !

[Sandersgirls]

Dear Boni,
This is Sandersgirls from Australia. I just want to say THANK YOU for the website. Your website is PERFECT... accurate, easy to use, entertaining and info mative. Neil Hamburger is lucky to have such a loyal, award-winning and computer-savvy fan. The last time Neil Hamburger toured Australia, it was at fairly short notice and I got to hear about it FROM your website. So not only were my friends and I able to then get along to the show and be entertained by America's Funnyman...but while we were there we bought a good amount of merchandise, from Neil in person...and I actually got to see my cash line Neil Hamburger's wallet. So I knew that he would not have to rough it on Melbourne streets, at least for one night. With the amount of money I handed over, Neil could have afforded a new card-board box AND a good box-position, under a tree at a local caravan park.

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[Andy Carter]

Wow. You people never cease to amaze me. Sandersgirls, do you really like this mess of a board? Really? I find that hard to believe.

I'm starting to think you people are as big a part of the problem as Boni Jergen herself. You all contribute to making this such a complete wreck of a message board!

I'm going to try and get in touch with Neil personally and see if I can get him to agree to let me start an Official message board, and leave this one in the dust. I have never met him, but I can't see why he would complain, especially if he looks at my other work. I have tickets to see Tim & Eric in Albany, and Neil is on the bill. Should be easy to find him before or after the show and present him with a formal proposal. I'm going to make a mock up of my board and show it to him on a laptop. (I'm sure Boni's "laptop" consists of a lap full of nacho cheese sauce and dog food!)

I am always baffled as to how when someone comes along with a good idea, presented in a reasonable way, there are always obstructionists who get off on shooting them down. I'm looking forward to meeting Neil's true fans when they start posting on my upcoming Official message board!

And all you people that want to talk your trash about my Century 21 websites, please keep in mind that I probably got paid more to do those than you lunatics make in 10 years of whatever it is that you do, if anything... I also have done some work for the Universal Music Group, but that name probably wouldn't mean anything to you alternative types.

[Sandersgirls]

Dear Andy, I am not personally hostile toward you. ...but surely you can see, it seems rich to attempt to take over someone else's private unofficial message board and website...especially when you have no history, that I know of, on the boards etc. I understand that if you can improve the site for fans and for Neil, that is a nice offer in a way...but you shouldn't do it by basically insulting Boni and taking over what she has done. You should simply set up your own. If you approached these boards as a new fan and contributor, I am pretty sure you would not have been greeted with hostility...it's only because it's bad manners to come in and say you can do something better and should be allowed to take over, just like that. HOWEVER, as I posted previously to you...Boni seems to have close ties to Neil...in fact, I understand he endorses the website and boards, but for legal reasons it's "unofficial". So for better or worse, I think Neil likes the way things are. So be aware of that if you approach him. I am curious though...you asked me if I think the boards are a mess...I don't actually think they are. They start with 10 relevant topics and have divided in to interesting sub-categories. The boards have been around for years and are meant to grow organically the way they have. Not every post is Shakespearean...but no boards ever are. ...and you called "us" alternative-types ... the fact is...Neil Hamburger started out ... "successfully" as being more or less the world's WORST comedian...then he evolved in to what SOME people consider to be one of the funniest... ...but his material is about as rude and offensive as material can be ...it's also genius and delivered perfectly by a comedian who deserves to become iconic in the very near future. ...so the fact is, he is probably going to be "alternative" all his career...and attract just a strong and loyal cult following. I think he probably sort of wants it that way. ...although I am sure he probably wouldn't say no to a 6 billion strong loyal cult following...

[sadface]

So the fans on this board aren't true huh? Hmph.

[andy retarder]

"My name is Andy! I worked for Century 21. I made more $ than you so Im more talented & smarter & have better ideas." // Sell that pile to Trump & Leno, Looooooser!

[RyanStamen]

GUESS WHAT, ANDY CARTER?

Boni and I will see Neil before you ever do in "Albany". We will warn him about you and make sure he stays away! We've dealt with other people like you, who want to RUIN his CAREER (clunt, kwefe, atong, Tom Pringle). We can even call the POLICE in Albany and have you arrested!

YOU WILL NEVER STEAL THIS BOARD OR HURT NEIL!

[Twinkle]

Everone,
I'm not usually one to call for reason , but MAybe we are overacting to BLAndy.
Even tho, unlike Sandersgilrs, I am PERSONALLY HOSTILE toward AC (360 weirdo), maybe Sanders is right.

Since this board is PERFECT, who cares if Fine Girl MANDY wants to STALK NEIL in Albany , & thinks he will have a BETTER BOARD?

I say BRING IT ON, FARTER!!!! Free Country, free market, Andy sucks! May the BEST BOARD WIN (this one is the best, & will win ).

[die yuppie scum]

I hope this is not as they say "a Zero SUm game". Sometimes that is the problem with free markets, although they are supposably a "zero sum couched in a positive sum" game-type of scenario. I never understood Economics anyway because it is all based on speculation ayway and none of it is real.

[Boni Jergen]

Adny Carter is an Idiott. Thank you to the 1000's of suporters of this Board that have sent me Letters of suport, and that called Century 21 to report Andy carter, and hope fully get him FIRED.

What he tried to do is MEAN and Stupid, this Board has Won several awards, you can't just Take it over if you want, NO ONE WANTS YOU ANDY CARTER

I hope I can talk to Neil also when he is in Arizona next week and Warn him a bout Andy Carter who is Wanted for child molesation. (I will also try to find out from Neil any info mation a bout upcoming shows, or albums, or DvDs for you, which is info mation Andy would NEVER be able to get, be cause Neil would Hate him. ) (Neil doesn't like Real estate.)

And Yes Ryan we need to call the Albany Police too, and tell them a bout his Thieving and tell them that Andy carter atempts to assainate Senators.

Andy if you Dare to start a nother Board it will Fail, NO ONE wants to see your stupid lay out , it was terible and I don't think Century 21 is doing well any more any way, I never see their signs around here.

[Queen Lilax]

This is the shittiest fan board I have ever seen! IT SUCKS!!!!!!!