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Post by jez on Apr 22, 2005 9:46:29 GMT -5
Hi Boni, first time to the board...good to get away from those evil spurt site robots-i did my best to fight them off. But man i'm getting a bit lost in here...could we make it simple and decorate it a bit with some bad shots of neil with freaky people or something? Neil--those magnets are holding up great!(still great seeing your noggin next to my $5000 cheques that come in monthly - i can really relate to your smooth life at the moment)cheerio and I'll bring that promised VSOP next time in town!! ps neil can't retire,unless that pancreas gammies up a bit or that bowel festers into pate .
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Post by Boni Jergen on Apr 26, 2005 20:30:59 GMT -5
HI jex and welcome to the Board, we have a lot of Fun here, any one could tell you that.
Also if you ever visit MESA AZ where I live and work I can get you a 30% discount on laundry-dry clean-suede/draperies cleaned - etc. Just let me know, same for Any one else on this message Board, if you are a True fan of Neil and not just ad vertising something sneakily.
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Post by AbandonedRec on May 15, 2005 23:09:43 GMT -5
should neil retire? I can't believe what I am hearing! thats like asking if johnny carson should retire! a thousand times NO!
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Post by StabbyAppleton on May 16, 2005 17:00:59 GMT -5
what would neil do if he retired with all that free time?? (hes been a busy betsy all his career probably why they call him the hardest working man in showbizness) i dont think neil would be happy growning tomatoes and sunning himslef do you??
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Post by Skeetcher on May 16, 2005 17:07:46 GMT -5
what would neil do if he retired with all that free time?? (hes been a busy betsy all his career probably why they call him the hardest working man in showbizness) i dont think neil would be happy growning tomatoes and sunning himslef do you?? Neil can be a very lazy man. For instance, he is too lazy to write new material very often.
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Post by Boni Jergen on May 18, 2005 9:35:05 GMT -5
The people I talked to said that Neil on the east coast this last few shows was 50% new material and the rest "hits". But they all ways wanted the "hit" even though they know what it is that he had said.
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Post by thisisacomputer on May 20, 2005 22:29:33 GMT -5
[shadow=black,left,300]If Neil decide to reire, may be he could write a book? About his travels and what it's like to be a comidian. I know that I would read it, that's for damn sure. What else could Neil do? If he want to start a band, I am a pretty good drummer, and I've also written a bunch of great songs, maybe he would like to sing them. I also play a little guitar to, (the guitar itsef is not little, I mean that I only know a few cords) Then again, he might think I'm just stupid. Touring with a band this good could only help us to raise money for the pizza factory, Boni, you know? [/shadow]
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Post by mastergrimoire on Jun 30, 2005 20:12:36 GMT -5
Wow, I thought Neil retired years ago....after being on the Board of Directors for Wal-Mart (America's Funny store) for over 23 years!! I certainly remember that. I just thought Neil was doing the comedy thing as a sideline, you know, to delay the Alzheimers.
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Post by RobbZipperlips on Nov 6, 2005 17:18:10 GMT -5
I think Neil should start doing "The Arisocrats" joke. That will send his career into the stratosphere! ( I mean outer space, not the shitty casino in Vegas.)
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Post by cuzinchuck on Nov 10, 2005 16:46:34 GMT -5
Neil is WAAAY too young to retire, he will be around one way or the other for a long time.
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Post by carey on Nov 12, 2005 5:23:23 GMT -5
of course neil should retire; we should all quit working so much and retire, but then who will fund the warVIRUS
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Post by cuzinchuck on Nov 14, 2005 9:00:03 GMT -5
Yeah, I agree. After seeing his show, he looks older than I remember him......retirement is GOOD! although it has been a few decades...... VIRUS
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Post by Special Guest on Apr 20, 2010 3:39:52 GMT -5
OHBOY these old threads are just as good as the new ones. I'm glad AbandonRec's birthday's today (if they're still alive ) or I never would of seen this. I can't believe Neil is going to retire before he gets a "Life Time Achievement" Award. They give those out ALL THE TIME now adays, even to people who suck, so I don't see why they shouldn't give one to Neil, who isn't Sometimes Life is so unfair, like with Neil having no feet. but I don't see why that should stop him from bringing the laughter to America, or from joining a Rock band. Thisisacomputer, I did not know you played the drum. I have a little guitar. its called Travel guitar, & I play that, a little. I would like to hear your drum. Playing. Could you post that, on Yourtube? Maybe Neil could overdub that. Please dont retire yet, Neil, We will get a petition up, To stop that.
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Post by Pearl greateful on Apr 20, 2010 5:01:09 GMT -5
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