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Post by Janice on Jan 23, 2011 4:55:26 GMT -5
Rickie Nare is really dead, I saw his dead body today at the open-casket funeral in Chandler. He had a big smile on his face and looked like Ronald Mcdonald in his casket with his poofy red hair.
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RIP Rickie In Peace
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Post by RIP Rickie In Peace on Jan 23, 2011 15:17:20 GMT -5
I thought that in the interests of public decency, the corpse wasn't being openly displayed - but now I hear it is, down at Ronald McDonald House.
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Ghost Of Rickie Nare
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Post by Ghost Of Rickie Nare on Jan 24, 2011 4:14:15 GMT -5
Hi, this is Rickie Nare reporting to you from Hell,
No one likes me down here, because of my ugly stupid face and terrible comedy. I have no other place to go though, so I guess I will remain in Hell forever.
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Post by pensacola on Jan 25, 2011 2:13:43 GMT -5
Rickie, you're even worse than the others in Hell? I can see why Boni was attracted to you.
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Post by Fan from the UK on Jan 30, 2011 4:24:04 GMT -5
Dead or alive, could someone please post MP3 files of Rickie Nare's comedy so the whole world can possibly enjoy it?
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Post by p on Jan 30, 2011 19:29:27 GMT -5
I second that. It's the least you could do to honor his memory, Boni. (don't ban me ) Unless you think the ghost of Rickie Nare and his Estate could pose a competitive threat to Neil and his bookings.
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Post by Great Beyond on Feb 4, 2011 0:38:06 GMT -5
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Post by oh no on Feb 4, 2011 1:36:32 GMT -5
Can a ghost disrupt your menstruations from in Hell? I never thought of that before! Oh Great, now something else to always be worrying about!
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Post by Lisa Nare on Feb 4, 2011 3:44:44 GMT -5
Hi I am Lisa Nare from Bremen, Germany. No I never met Rickie Nare, I have taken his name as my owen after his tragic death, in honor. Rickie was beautiful and his photos hang on my wall, his comedy will live on, I would hope you Americans would make a movie about Rickie's short and brilliant life, much as the movie "Man on the Moon", or "Lenny" about other comedians who flew too close to the flame. Rickie Nare I only learned about 3 months ago but in that short time he has touched my life with his gentle soul and his comedy that was so original.
Here is a poem about Icarus but it applied to Rickie Nare. Rest In Peace my sweet Rickie, I will see you on the other side.
Did Icarus, falling, watching white feathers flutter upward, curse the wax as a fair-weather friend? It seemed such a strong solid type, but it melted away when things got hot.
Did he rail at the sun, which beckoned enticingly, and then changed from a beacon to a furnace?
Did he blame Daedalus, his father? Who warned him not to fly too high in the same distracted tones with which he admonished his son to put on a sweater in the cold, to eat his lima beans, to not run with scissors. How could he have known that this time the old man really meant it?
Or did he regret that the illustrious inventor, when creating his flying apparatus, did not take the obvious next step: the emergency parachute?
He must have thought all of this and more.
It was a long long fall.
But as he neared the ocean, came close enough to wave to the startled fishermen in their boats, he laughed, and admitted that even had he known of the many failings of fathers and feathers, he would have done it anyway.
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Post by Twinkle on Feb 4, 2011 23:22:26 GMT -5
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Post by PS on Feb 4, 2011 23:25:30 GMT -5
I don't know what you mean, about taking his name. Either. His name was Rickie. Not lisa.
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Post by pearlgrey on Feb 5, 2011 3:14:51 GMT -5
Well, I just think it's disgusting that here in America, two living human beings of the same sex cannot marry, but in Germany, they can marry DEAD people! You Germans are SICK, you're very sick. That was kind of a weird poem. I mean, first of all, you would think Deadaelus could have made it more clear, that not flying too close to the sun was more inportant than eating some old gross lima beans. I don't think anyone likes lima beans. He could have told him that would cause the waxwings to melt, and he would plummet to his fiery death, because that is the porblem with Parenting, especially the Fathers, they'll be all like NO and you'll be like WHY? and they'll be like BECAUSE I SAID SO and you're just like, ok yeah whatever DAD, he's just being a jerk and abusing his power. But it is the same with the Son, he went too high because he was abusing his power (of Flight), that is the message, it's that Men are not reasonable. the Father could have Reasoned with him, then maybe he could have been successful in that mission, whatever it was, and would not have to fall to a tragic death, like Rickie did, at the bottom of that cavern.
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Post by Ghoulie Jones on Feb 7, 2011 20:46:19 GMT -5
Hi, I am the zombie who ate Rickie Nare's brain when his body was rotting in the Arizona desert. It was a small brain, and very spongy. Not the best meal I have had. Thought you'd all like to know! -Ghoulie Jones
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Post by hahahahahaoh on Feb 7, 2011 22:54:50 GMT -5
That made me laugh so hard, it hurt my belly that I had just filled with tacos.
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Post by Debin Krist on Feb 8, 2011 2:43:19 GMT -5
I was killed tonight while I was out on my paper route, bicycle.
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