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Post by quality on Apr 1, 2011 20:14:38 GMT -5
Your continual haranguing is not going to bring anyone new to these boards. This has been a sparsely populated board with an average of 5 persons who contribute as long as i have been reading it. What you may do however is chase away 75% of the remaining (everyone but yourself) if you keep sucking the joy out of participating by issuing standardized tests to quantify each fan's love of Neil.
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Post by Sandersgirls on Apr 1, 2011 21:05:16 GMT -5
Hey quality. Why don't you live up to your own standards ? Compare your negative post with mine ? ...and at least I have shared Neil news 90% of the time, including in the last 2 weeks, with the burger update. ...but when something has become a "write-off", like these boards, what does it matter to state the obvious ? I always encourage actual fans to participate. ...pointing out that no one posts about Neil, is not going to turn people away. It's self-evident. Pig-people writing self-centered rubbish or me and Ryan putting in the odd complaint about the lack of Neil fans on the boards. ...what difference does it make ? ? ? I have written over 100 Neil-related posts and barely got a reaction and haven't attracted anyone to these boards. It's a write-off. Neil should publicize them I think.
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Post by pearlgrey on Apr 1, 2011 23:53:00 GMT -5
I just had a Neil-related experience I can share with this board. I asked his Shaky Advice app a question, and making fun of myself for asking, then he gave me the most perfect answer, YET AGAIN, not only did he mock me for asking him, he called me a ZIPPER LIP, which is exactly the answer to the question I was asking (should I be a lousy zipperlip). Everybody cannot see a Neil show, or buy a souvenir each day, but they can have a personal experience with Neil inside their heart, or pray to Neil as they do Jesus.
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Post by Dr Rangolf Handicap on Apr 2, 2011 9:57:20 GMT -5
Dear Emotional Consequence, I'm worried about you, It seem psychologically dysfunctional, & irrational, to write all that on a Neil Board. But maybe it will help the fans. Otherwise, you could Pray, or ask Neils app, like Pearl suggest. Quality, you tell it like it IS. Anyone measuring quality by sheer popularity could go get Bieber Fever, or Brit Spit, instead of These Boards.
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Post by qualitard on Apr 2, 2011 21:14:57 GMT -5
Well, because no one wants to read yucky ugly crap all the time, even if it's about Neil.
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Post by Sandersgirls on Apr 3, 2011 17:29:19 GMT -5
Hey "qualitard", with your higher wisdom, I beg you to start posting those posts that will attract all those Neil fans that are kept away by my posts (according to you it would seem). Thanks, I'll keep an eye on the boards...but won't sully the waters with all my unwanted posts about irrelevant topics like...Neil Hamburger shows, Neil Hamburger jokes, Neil Hamburger merchandise, Neil Hamburger charity auctions, Neil Hamburger recordings, Neil Hamburger twitter. I will sit back and watch the master at work - START POSTING !
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Post by gary little on Apr 3, 2011 23:12:54 GMT -5
Quit fighting, people! Can you not fight? Is it possibleVIRUS
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Post by Sandersgirls on Apr 4, 2011 0:25:17 GMT -5
Hi Gary, you are just as much a part of the problem. Shut up, if you are worried about conflict...or, join me (most of the time) and contribute to the topic of Neil Hamburger...on this Neil Hamburger forum. Thanks. Looking forward to learning something from your very next post.
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Post by yawnsies on Apr 4, 2011 0:28:26 GMT -5
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Post by Sandersgirls on Apr 4, 2011 1:22:01 GMT -5
Neil hamburger wears a very rare style of glasses and sees the world EXACTLY as it is. Good and bad. It's ironic to me that so many sad-sacks who have nothing to say about Neil, yet are attracted to posting rubbish on this board...are actually a LOT like Neil's stage character...depressed, complaining, whiny, sometimes hard to understand...but to all you negative people...I'll let you in a secret...Neil Hamburger does it for LAUGHS ... but I am yet to read a negative posting, followed by someone else posting about how funny they found it. ...Neil is doing an extensive tour of the USA at the moment...has anyone seen or heard about it ? There have been real fans posting on You-tube...although, that is not exactly what Neil would probably want...
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Post by optometrist on Apr 7, 2011 19:00:36 GMT -5
Honestly, I don't see how Neil can see a thing in those glasses of his. They're all fogged up.
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Post by Dr Rangolf Handicap on Apr 8, 2011 2:27:08 GMT -5
Hi Qualitard Fabulous posters! Thank You for adding them to the NeilHamburgerBoards Community, Any one of those fine humorists would probably be great to open for Neil. Altho Neil has all those qualities within him (sophisticated exterior, childlike interior, feminine-side), so it might be redundant.
I wonder if Gary little tells the one about the elephant sitting on the fence? That's a good one.
I wonder: has Neil ever considered Medical Humor? It can be quite hilarious. I do a little routine on the course sometimes to lighten the mood for the M.D.s. Golf can be so heartbreaking.
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Post by pearlgrey on Apr 9, 2011 2:52:11 GMT -5
What's the one about the alephant on the fence?? I never heard it, sounds like a good one.
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Post by Twinkle on Apr 14, 2011 0:51:30 GMT -5
Hi Pearl! I don't know Dr. Rangolf, but I have heard that joke, I think. It goes: What time is it when a elephant sits on your fence? (here is where you wait to build the suspense, I think.) Answer: Time to get a new zoning permit, county ordinance, open to publicm for a new fence. There is also one about time flying, when you threw the clock, or a bird stole it. lots of jokes Gary little could do, at all-ages show. I heard he (Neil, not gary) has been having various Luminarys do his shows with him, Lately, but Not sure about Those comic on the poster. I don't get Comedy Central, so Im out of TOuch with the New talents.
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