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Post by i Love this Board on Aug 5, 2012 1:49:55 GMT -5
I didn;t mean what i said earlier. about keepin the forums turnet off forever. some things, are just done, in the heat, of the moment. taxidernmist, thank you so much, for the feed back, on the posts an people. even if you are a bit Misrale... but i won't be stopped. i will fight, for this board to be a live, be cause of the smiles ;D an the joy it bring to my live, and others lifes to. [glow=red,2,300] Thank You Bongi for this Board!![/glow] ;D
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Post by No on Aug 5, 2012 10:58:59 GMT -5
Well you seem to be the goddamned smartest person alive taxidermist...if you start telling jokes here you may have the career instead of Neil. And I'm not feral, how would you know unless you know what it's like to be feral yourself You pigs ass
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Post by Mr Rodriguez on Aug 5, 2012 12:16:59 GMT -5
If this mud slinging continue Boni has contacted me for a investigation
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Post by Taxidermist on Aug 5, 2012 14:24:11 GMT -5
You are feral. It's even feral to say "it takes one to know one" - WRONG ! I see with most people's never-ending, whinging, un-funny posts, that most people who mis-use these boards ARE self-centered FERALS. How can I NOT see that ?? I just want to laugh and interact with other Neil Hamburger fans, but for years there has been little more than absolute rubbish on these boards. Neil Hamburger IS one of the funniest comedians of all time and although his popularity doesn't yet quite reflect that fact, I am sure one day soon it possibly will - and yet these boards are not worthy of the great man. I mean it. You have to have at least half a brain to GET Neil's humor - and yet these boards are filled with ferals who just talk about themselves and probably don't have the capacity to appreciate Neil's humor. Stop stinking up these boards with your self-centered feral posts. - For example NO ONE has even mentioned the brand new NEIL HAMBURGER COMICS DIGEST. 36 pages of Neil Hamburger comics. FANS can buy them here: www.blankstareentertainment.com/
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Post by Geico on Aug 5, 2012 15:37:07 GMT -5
thanks you tachyderm for the ghreat information.
in a way, i also wish people would post more, and good, stuff, with out so many of the words.
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Post by Taxidermist on Aug 5, 2012 16:09:47 GMT -5
WHAT do Olympic runner Usain Bolt and hotel proprietor Miss Paris Hilton have in common ? They are both very fast women.
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Post by Taxidermist on Aug 5, 2012 22:06:47 GMT -5
Ok.. taxidermist wins. He is right. Everyone who has ever posted on this board sucks, and is neither worthy of Neil's greatness nor Taxidermists'. We should all be dead.
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Post by Real Taxidermist on Aug 6, 2012 0:18:50 GMT -5
"most" people who post. MOST - not all. There is the occasional good post. ...AND I certainly am deeply indebted to Boni, who has provided wonderful, up to date and accurate information for many, many years...not to mention a comprehensive range of Neil Hamburger recordings and exclusive official t-shirts etc. Thank you Boni. WHY did the teenage girl slip on vomit at T.G.I Friday's ? Well, she was trying to pay for her meal and leave.
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Post by Real Taxidermist on Aug 6, 2012 5:22:23 GMT -5
Why did the Sanders Girls, Colonel Sander's daughters, create the "KFC Chicken Twister" ? As a tribute to the bowel condition that cost their late father his life.
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Post by Real Taxidermist on Aug 6, 2012 5:34:20 GMT -5
Where does civilly united career bummies exponent David Furnish do most of his best work ? Elton's John
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Post by Real Taxidermist on Aug 6, 2012 18:47:40 GMT -5
Why does Katherine Jackson, elderly mother of the Jackson 5, keep getting found in dumpsters and living with junkies and degenerates, away from her family ? She wants to die with dignity.
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Post by Real Taxidermist on Aug 6, 2012 19:17:39 GMT -5
WHY did god give Freddie Mercury AIDS ? To get him to leave Queen, so that they could go on to better and brighter success.
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Post by Fake Taxidermist on Aug 6, 2012 21:21:29 GMT -5
I believe Real Taxidermist is actually Neil being mean to his own fans. I hope not, I hope I'm dreaming this. Where the fuck is Boni anymore? Did she die from lung cancer after inhaling all that dryer lint at the laundromat? She's been busy apparently, if not deceased. Life is strange.
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Post by Real Taxidermist on Aug 6, 2012 22:36:14 GMT -5
Dear Fake Taxidermist, this is Real Taxidermist. I am not Neil Hamburger. I was just testing a few of my poor-quality Neil Hamburger wannabe jokes on the forum for something different. At least it gives a contrast to how good the real Neil's jokes are. As for Boni...she must be alive and well, because her website is being constantly updated with Neil's tour dates and information...plus she seems to have had a recent delivery of Neil Hamburger T-shirts in her merchandise section. ...HOWEVER, I honestly believe she keeps away from these boards for the same reason I do most of the time - nobody is contributing properly and discussing Neil or anything related to Neil. It's very sad. Boni would have LOT to offer these boards, believe me.
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Post by allyson felix fan on Aug 9, 2012 0:34:09 GMT -5
taxidermist is the reason no one has a nice time on this boar anymore, and his jokes are terrible. fuck you taxidermist you humorless prig.
i mean, no offense or anything! it's just that, fuck you, you're stupid!
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