nakedboyswheelbarrow
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Post by nakedboyswheelbarrow on Sept 19, 2006 23:25:12 GMT -5
where should neil play? inside of ryans ass. he would like that. ryan that is.
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Post by Dr Carol Sunday on Sept 20, 2006 4:13:20 GMT -5
You are Ovbiously a Homo sexual, that has Re presed feelings, sorry Nakedboywhellbarrow but that is how I see it, that you say that a bout every One else, how a bout this: Look in the miror, if you want to see some One who wants that.
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Post by nakedboyswheelbarrow on Sept 20, 2006 19:22:08 GMT -5
I couldn't possibly be homosexual Bo Carol, because I am just a boy. I think that it's horrible that you fill my mind with such things. If I turn out gay I'm blaming you. Then Ill come to your home and have sex with which ever dog of yours is a male.
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Post by RyanStamen on Sept 20, 2006 19:25:27 GMT -5
shutup, clunt, you are obviously nakedboyswheelbarrow - quit attacking the real NEIL FANS on this board.
Also, are you going to go see Neil in Melbourne this Friday so you can steal his new material and send it to Martin Lawrence?
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Post by nakedboyswheelbarrow on Sept 20, 2006 19:31:37 GMT -5
How the hell would I know if Clunt is going to see Neil? I live in Canberra. If I lived in Melbourne I would go to the show. Can anyone recommend a drink worth throwing at Neil?
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Post by RyanStamen on Sept 20, 2006 20:52:35 GMT -5
Gee, clunt, you could have at least said that you live in Toledo or Wales, or Caracas or something, not Canberra (another backwards place in Australia) - you're not even clever!
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Post by L58B6G6 on Sept 20, 2006 23:11:23 GMT -5
Canberra isn't backwards. We have legalized fireworks AND porn! No where else in Australia are these things legal. We have great night life too.
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Post by clunt on Sept 21, 2006 0:05:07 GMT -5
Who the fuck would want to live in Canberra? And who the fuck is L58B6G6?
Anyway Ryan, I just wanted to say that I love you and hold you in the highest esteem. The way you keep telling people they are CLUNT makes me feel aroused, because it proves that you can't stop thinking about me. You might want to have sex with me, but I'm afraid I only have sex with girls.. which you are kind of, but not enough for me to have sex with. Maybe. Canberra is a shit hole, just like the places you enjoy squeezing into after you hand over $40.
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Post by harminoff on Sept 27, 2006 23:21:37 GMT -5
come to wisconsin
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Post by Kgat on Oct 2, 2006 11:18:44 GMT -5
Neil please come to Portland before your Seattle show!! Friday night would be perfect!!
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Post by robinlansing on Oct 4, 2006 23:40:48 GMT -5
Neil should come to Connxtions Comedy club in Lansing, MI. 517-482-1467 I'd love to see him there.
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Post by Boni Jergen on Oct 8, 2006 15:02:05 GMT -5
Roban, You should go to Deroit, Michigan, (How far from Lansing?) on Monday night, Neil would be there, on stage, telling the Great jokes you would love the show!
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Post by PrincessDi on Aug 31, 2007 9:42:33 GMT -5
Clearly, he should have been at the "Concert for Diana," along with ... well ... whomever was there. My eldest son said some very nice things about me though, so that's all I really care about. Cheers!
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Post by pearlgrey on Aug 31, 2007 12:04:00 GMT -5
Princess Diana! How wonderful it is to hear from you again. Funny, we were just talking about you. They were showing some footage of your memorial on the news, and your eldest son seemed to be laughing to himself! VIRUS VIRUS We thought perhaps Prince Charles had whispered one of Neil's jokes about you under his breath.
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Post by PrincessDi on Sept 10, 2007 13:36:24 GMT -5
That is most likely exactly what happened. I'm sure that Charles and his whore Camilla have had a rousing good time listening to Neil in my absence. But even I have to admit that Neil is my favorite comedian of all time. And not just because he recorded that lovely tribute to me. Cheers!
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