I'm so excited (Mesa, AZ)

[RyanStamen]

It's 8am and I can't sleep!

I'll see everybody at the Olive Garden this afternoon, and then NEIL tonight!

I hope a lot of people will come out tonight to support Neil (except Tom Pringle.)

[pearlgrey]

Hi Everybody,
I hope you all are having a fabulous time at the Neil Festival and that the delicious Olive Gardens food did not disagree with anyone!

Wish I was therte!

Love,Pearl

p.s I am sorry Ryan and Boni that I had said all them Mean things to you, I did not mean it

(sometimes i can't get my medications because the neighborhood kids will steal the boxes off my porch that says return address from Canada and then I try to take all the doses I missed at once)

xoxoxoxoxo and Happy Neil Day!

[Blood Pizza]

shut up Pearl, you ignorant schizo!!! you know
you meant every word of it, and it was actually
the first time i thought you were human!!! instead
of a kiss ass

my question is how many of you there in Mesa
tried to deepthroat Neil's dick in hopes that it
would gag you, therefore enabling you to vomit
all of that shitty Olive Garden onto his classy suit
he probably wore just for the occassion. his
managment told me the only reason he did the show
down there was because he was afraid that if he did'nt
Boni and Ryan were going to stalk him!!!
i bet Boni was the night's honorary "Zipper Lips" cause
she got het lips stuck in Ryans zipper during Neil's show!!!!!

no seriously, everybody in Mesa, i hope the show was everything
you had hoped it would be! fun....did anybody get one of those
cooool new patches?

[RyanStamen]

Well, Blood Pizza, the show was great - and I DID in fact get one of the patches (I heard there is only 200 of them) as well as a copy of the NEW DVD! It's great!

However, I must say I'm really dissapointed in A LOT of people. First of all, NOBODY except for me showed up to the Olive Garden for the fan get together. I went there at 2:00pm, as agreed, waited for 45 minutes at the grassy spot, went to the Goodwill across the street to look for Boni (who wasn't there either) and then went BACK to the Olive Garden. At 3:20, I just went to the Fiesta Mall food court and ended up eating at Hot Dog on a Stick ALONE.

And guess who I didn't even see at the show later that night? Boni, WHERE WERE YOU?

[RyanStamen]

Also it was a rare treat when Neil performed Cabbages and Peas LIVE with Dr. Kazar who played piano all night at the venue, I think that made the whole show worth it right there.

[pearlgrey]

shut up blood pizza you're the schizo! at least i am honest on this board and not hiding behind many aliases and LIES!!! why don't you register for the board instead of be a stupid GUEST!
and SO WHAT if i kissed somebody's ass? I LOVE NEIL!! not like the rest of you Retards on Board. me & Ryan are the only one who aren't low-lifes like the people on the Jerey Springer shows and things that fight and spit on their family member & stuff because maybe that is their only way to reach out , it is so sad, i feel so sorry for you ignorant reatardeds.

[blood pizza]

well Ryan, no matter what differences we've had on this
board i'm glad you went AND indeed get one of those
rare and priceless patches!!.....and what the fuck have been
trying to say this whole time?!!!!! BONI IS A PHONY!!!!! if she could'nt even make it to a Neil Hamburger show that is in her own fucking town!!!!! that's enough for me!!!!!! lemme guess she and her dogs got dog-napped at the Olive Garden!?... or maybe her and some homeless person got into a fight over dumpster scraps and the cops hauld them all off!VIRUS.....fuck Boni and her fake certificate!!! and fuck Pearlgrey!!....going by her response to me, some kid definitly stole her meds out of her mailbox!!!.....so i say to you Ryan, hooray i'm sure it was worth every dollar and remember every dollar helps keep Neil's gas tank full so that he can make it to the next town therefore bringing laughs to those who desperatly need them, unlike Phony Boni who probably stayed at home watching the Tim Allen Behind the scenes on VH-1

[RyanStamen]

Blood Pizza, I wish I could disagree with you, but I can't. I haven't heard from Boni as to what happened. ARE YOU READING THESE POSTS BONI?!?!
But anyways, I know that Neil's criss-crossing the country for the rest of the year so if he comes to your town, you got to go see him. It's fucking genius -- better than ever!

[Blood PIzza]

hey Ryan, thats great! we don't have to agree OR disagree
with one another to know that we both enjoy Neil's presence!
regardless of what has been said about me on this piece of shit board!....i see Neil every time he comes to Texas, especially Houston!
i've seen him in Austin too and it's strange afterwards i got scabees!
like i said Boni probably got wrapped up with some America Idol
reruns she taped cause she still hopes that Taylor HIcks would've won.....

[RyanStamen]

Yeah, sorry for all the times I've gotten on your case -- I've always been protective of somebody here on this board, but now I really don't know for what. Well, LET'S TALK ABOUT NEIL!

[theamazingsteveday]

i was there last night too. no boni, of course

im beginning to wonder what boni's real agenda is. this show was supposed to help her dogs, but she didnt show. does she still get the money? and if she does, will it go to help her dogs, or will she instead let them die in order to support her meth habit?

i say we wait for her at the goodwill and break her knee caps if she pulls any of that shit.

fuck her. there's a fucking bitch on this board, and it aint marlon or bananas.

[RyanStamen]

Wait a minute here - who are you? Were you really at the show? Because the show wasn't booked to help Mar and Ban - that was a charity ebay auction.

[Boni Jergen]

Hold On, every one, this is Un fair, Ryan, Bloodpizza, Steve, none of You have any right to Judge me,after what I went throug yester day.

I WAS AT THE OLIVE GARGEN. I ad mit, I got there late (4:25) be cause I had too many erands to do, to pick up some Mugs, for the pic nic that I PLANNED, I would like to know if ANY ONE on this Board other than ME has ever planned any thing, at all, to Help Neil Hamurger. NO. I didn't think so.

I wonder if you were ever there, Ryan, or any one, just be cause I was a little Late, every one Leaves? That's not very Polite, at all. You could have some PATIENCE People.

Next, The Day got even worse, I showed up at Holeywood Alley at 7:35 P.M. , and talked to Neil in the Parking lot there, he was un loading his Merchandise, YES Neil was VERY GLAD to see me and Thanked me for all the Hard work I have done to make his D.V.D. a Sucess. Also, Neil GAVE ME for Free on of his New patches, how many other's on this Board got any thing for Free like that? I would have to say Neil respecets me and what I do on this Board. He was also very polite about Bananas and Marlon jumping on his clothe with their wet Paws.

At 7:40 I tied my two Dogs (Bananas and Marlon) to a Post out in front of Holeywood Alley and went in side (I WAS ON THE GUEST LIST, WERE YOU STEVE, RYAN, or BLOOD PIZZA??), to watch Neil do a "Sound check" of "Sit Amoung The Cabages and Pea", with a Piano player (Bald guy). That was a Precious moment , who has ever seen Neil do this song LIVE??

At 8:05 the Doors to the club was opening, I went out side to check on the Dogs, well Guess what, some JERK had un tied the leash form their collar, and LET THE DOGS LOOSE, well these are Dogs, they will Run if given a Chance, SOME ONE KNEW THIS (Ryan? Steve Day? BloodPIzza? Clunt? JamesAt15? ATong?) who wanted to Hurt me, and Hurt poor Neil in the proccess, I RAN UP AND DOWN THE BLOCK for 1/2 hour before Called the police, drove around every Block, COULD NOT FIND THOSE DOG, asked the man at the conenince store, he Knew nothing, I went to Kinko's to make a Lost Dog flyer, to post, mean while, I am MISSING THE SHOW< (This is Sabotage), finaly I run out of Gas, have to get more with the Spare change I have, ($3.84), drive a round a nother Hour, then think to Go home and check the Answering Machine mesage, by now it is 10:50 pm, Neil will be on soon, I am so Sorry to any one I mised the chance to say "HI" to, but this is MORE IN PORTANT THAT THESE DOGS ARE LOST! I am Sorry but that's how I Feel, stop your complainting . Any way, at 11:04 I enter my apart ment, check the Machine , and Good News, there is a call from a Student at Mc Clintock High Shchool, who said he Found these Dogs in back of Pizza Hut in Tempe, they were runing a round and eating Scraps (Crust) in the parking lot, He got suspisious, Checked their TAGS, found my Phone number, and Called me, I RUSHED over to his House (Tempe), got those Dogs, gave him a Re Ward (my NEW Neil Hamurger Patch, and a Lucky $5 bill I had at Home, that I brought to give him, also gave him a 2 Liter bottle of Diet Doctor Peper that I had, and THANKED HIM A LOT, Rushed over to the Holey Wood Alley with the Dogs , TOUGH LUCK Boni, Show is Over, better Luck Next time, well I am counting my Blessing those Dog was found a live, so many people would Love to have those Dogs as thier own, they're the Best friends, tomorow I will call a friend (I dated twice last Year) who is a Private invesigator, see how much it would cost to Solve this CRIME who un Tied those Dogs, and let them Go, there is lot of suspects on this Board, Tom Pringle, JamesAt 15, Karen Wong, DonaAna, Clunt, I am sorry to say RYAN, Pearl Gary, others too) I WILL SOLVE THIS, and BAN YOU FROM THIS BOARD, you Jerk, Idiott, you are too Dumb, thanks For RUINING the Show for poor Neil, and you can ROT IN HELL IDIOTT, those Dog could have been Hit by a car on Base Line Road, you are such an Idiott, you will be Banned, I will not alow this to Stand, I'm sorry to the Good people on this Board (If there is any, any more, I don't know, the only good one left is propaply thisisacomputer, or may be Dona Ana), but I am so Mad right now, and How DARE You call me a Fraud, that is the Last Straw here, I would like to shut this Board down for ever, I hope your happy Idiotts, F.U., I have had it with this, it is NOT Fun and Game when some one lets these Dogs go, this is my Best friends, I'm sorry but I did nothing to Hurt you, for you to do this to me, that is so Mean, if some thing hapen to those Dogs, I am finished, I would not be able to Go on.

[clunt]

That's terrible that someone untied your dogs and hid behind the van parked next to the 'goods inbound' roller door, and watched you while you got upset. Terrible.

You probably deserved everything you got after failing to turn up to YOUR OWN FICTIONAL GET TOGETHER at Olive Garden. Olive Garden has terrible food.. altho I guess there's no better way to enjoy terrible comedy than to enjoy it with a stomach full of cheap, crap leftover food.

[pearlgrey]

I can't believe you accuse ME, Bony! i wasn't even IN arizona that night, I have a allby!
I think it was Ryan, because he not really as nice as he pretend to be (schizo!). he probably set the whole gig up, just so he could try to make your dogs run away.