Song for Boni

[jimmie june]

Bonis Song

I know a gal named jergens comma boni
She’s always looking for lots o moni
Bananas & Marlon are her honis
An she aint never a bonified phoni.
She spends lots o time all aloni
Lookin for scraps of abaloni
Lookin for scraps of rigatoni.
Hopin she finds somebodys old sony
So she can call her dogs.

its the 4th line i am havin trouble with. can anyone help? does anyone care?

boni needs our suport an our respeck. sorry we cant help with her fiances.

[pearlgrey]

;D ;DOh Jimmie what a Great SOng!I love songs, that's why i am excited that Neil's songs is coming out on a album, do you think Neil will sing your song at Boni's benefit? that is one of the frew songs that Rhymes, All the way down the row, like that, what a Great song. jimme, maybe the the 4th line could say "and she ain't never a bonified phoni" that would still rhyme

[jimmie june]

thank kew (as they say in tejas!) for the 4th line, pearls!! it floes much better now... ;D ;D

neil singin this ode to boni jergens... the fans will be in rapture- like stupor!!

[Boni Jergen]

Jimmy June,
That Song is beautiful, it could be a Hit, I'm Glad you mentioned Bananas and Marlon in the Lyrics, they have a lot of Fans that would BUY That record, if Neil recorded it, may be we should start a petioton to make Neil record it, it could go on the Country Winers album, which doesn't come out until April 21, there is still plenty of time, I would Love it if Neil recorded that, and donated the Money to Bananas, Marlon, and me, that would be a Dream come True!

I just hope they don't turn it into a Rap song, I'm sorry but I do not like that music!

If Neil won't record it, may be we could get Dianna Ross, she is very Popular., and would do a good job.

[pearlgrey]

Boni, i seen they was Hiring, here in Texas, you could come visit me, and also get a job. They have scrapps there, prolaby, for the Dogs.

[twinkle]

OH MY!
That is a beatiful song, Jimmie June, I think it rhimes as much as possibel! except maybe for the "dogs" part?

Also it is heart felt, & I hope Neil duz do it. Evne tho Bonis gone & dunt care no more & Neil's already a innernational star, maybe he still will. He has a very enlarged haert i think!

pearls I that pitcher is so funny the way they use that taco word like that to mean too things. That is a palce to work for sure. unles boni has a Dis A bility.
I think they should also say need a taco lets taco bout it .
in case your hungry.

[jimmie june]

thankee tinkles & pearls for such compliments. that makes me wanna keep writin songs. one of these days ill get lucky an neil will record my song. if boni puts in a good word, i thin she has influence over neils carrer.

boni can say to neil, 'come on neil, record that song. youre too busy? well lets jus taco about it!'

green bean burrito, y'all! nachos con dios!

[pearlgrey]

Boni, it just braks my heart how you don't care abote this board anymore. Jimmie, wrote you a SONG. i swear, you are such a graceless ingrate sometimes. Maybe if you led those dogs by Example, they would not be chewwing on everything, and Barkeing, like ungrateful jerkdogs.

[freind of bords]

pearls, do you think boni really did died?

Like before when the doggs tried to ate her?

Maybe someone is personating her on these bords just enuf to throw off suspishon.

I would suspect Banans but he cna't type

I cant blieve Boni would not respon to that beatiful song of jimmi junes unless her heart is made of stones.

[Myrtle Jolie]

Boni's heart is made of bladder stones. It is caused by eating too many Olive Garden scraps.

[pearlgrey]

I think Boni might not be coming back. I have a bad feeling about it this time. Do anybody ever feel like Boni might be sending them psychic messages, like she is in Distress? I worry about her being in a strange town, having to fight those dogs for food. She might just give all the scrapps to them and let herself starve to death.

[jimmie june]

pearls fergodsakes, dunt worry about bonee, she cant be instress cos of her new town. that town apache juncion is very old with lots of retireds livin there. there is no excitment, no ennertainment (no neil), lots of trailer park for retireds. if anythin boni an dogs are bein pampered up a strom by the retireds. cookies, mikl, hot dishes, casseroles. i bet that why boni picked to live in A J. cos she new the retireds have nothin to do but look to give a helpin hand to the downtredden. like herself an her dogs. i bet boni plays shufle board every day with the retirds or does mini golf or does ceramiks, or does peenuckle or does karaoke for old people, or does bingo. she has forgotten all abotu this board but one of these days somethin willjog her memry an she'll come back an chew us out for not doin a funraiser for her dogs or some such nonsence. do not worry pearls. i know arizone an its towns. she is no danger. my favortie smiley cries because he's sentimental.

[twinkles]

I hope Boni duz come back. I never thought I'd say this but Imiss her & them stupid dogs.
That brings nothing but joy and sorrow & strifes into this world.
Pearls I think your right about those messages. I got a ghost fax & i think it was from Boni.
it was blank but i think I heard barking in the backround when I looked at it.

Jimmi June, that town of Bonis sounds pretty good. DO they really have retirads that duz nothing but meals on wheels & shuffle board?

What a life for Boni & them dogs!
Why duz she have it so easy?

[pearlgrey]

Oh jimmie, you made me feel a lot more better. You have such a sootheing Way, you could tell me a story before I went to sleep, so would not have Night mars

You say Boni is playing Shuffleboard? I can't see that happening. because as soon as you pushed the little puck down the hopscotch thing, them damn dogs would run after it and knock it off the playing field. There is probably a severe limit on the activities Boni can enjoy with those dogs hanging around all the time.


Twinkle! GHOST FAX??!? was the machine plugged in at the time? that is really eerie.

[jimmie june]

pearls i not sure if bone is doin shufflebord but A J is filled with them resort traler parks an she might be in the middle of all that activity. or bingo playin. she could shout bingo an get herslef a week o grocerys. for her an banas an malron. the fact she hasnt written to us prooves she is havin too much fun an cant tear herslef away. personaly i think she is rude to not consider our feelins about her, this board, our own probelms, our lifes, our dreams an hopes. it would make us happy to have some word from her. but in meantime we are carryin on bravely. you & tinkles & blurt & me & the others.