Boni and Mar and Ban have agrred to go out with me

[Herbert Paul]

:DI am happy to report that Boni has agred to a date with me, sometime befoe Christmas, and we will be goiing out soon. Any where she want to go is where we shall go! If she want to go to shop, for the dogs, we'll go do that,

I was thinking more along the lines of a ice skateing rink, and we could get ice skate for Marlon and Bananas too, wouldn't that be cute Boni? We can take pictures of that to show everyone here on the board.

It might me a good idea to get a motel room afterward, (the date) and we can sleep in one bed, and the dogs can have the other.

We can talk about how you can run the board shere better, and have free consietnal breakfast and well you can be a queen for a day!.. then we can go back to my house and lift weights while we listen to Neil.

TTYL,
Your date

Herbert

[pearlgrey]

OH NO you will not! go out with Boni, and Marlons and Banna, no Way, josé, you are Lying, she did not Argree, to that. You will NOT have no consenual brekfasts, I'm sorry, Herb, but sometime a FRIEND of Boni will have to Step In, and get Protective, from the HERVERTS! like you! I'm sorry, I know that Boni is Looking for Love, and maybe you are too, but you are probably just trying to USE Boni, to get to her doggs, so that you can put them in a kayak, in the Rapids, etc. You are a horrible man, Herbert!!

[Boni Jergen]

That Date sounds Great I have to ad mit, but I would be ascared to date Herpert, he is obvious a "Nut", from the things he had posted, I don't think I would risk that, even though the Date it self sounds like some thing I would want.

[Herbert Paul]

BUT BONI YOU AGREED TO!? aLREADY, do you think I was in a dream when I asked you? I can't believe this VIRUS VIRUS VIRUS VIRUS VIRUS

[pearlgrey]

If you guys want to Go on that Date, and you needed a Chaperone, I would go with you, to the skating rink. I'll take my Tazer gun, even though you probably wouldnt need it, since those dogs will Chew herb's throat out, if he try anything untoward.

[KurtS]

Herbert, where are you going to take Boni? Will it be a nice romantic dinner at your neighborhood Pizza Hut or Sizzler? Are you going to hire a dog-sitter to look after Boni's rabid dogs during the date?

[Herbert Paul]

Pizza Hut, most likely. Some of them have big screan TV's now, the atmosphere will put Boni at ease I hope.

[Boni Jergen]

Herpert You would have to check if they allow Dogs be fore I would even concider it, and right now I am Leaning "NO" to meeting You.

[pearlgrey]

I didn't mean to be so Nosey, in this private romantic situation, but just say a opinion that
that doesn't seme like such a Bad place to have your date; do they still have the video game tables there, to play Galagga, or Mrs. Pac-Man on? that would be good, for the date, if you don't have nothing to say to Each Other. do they still have a All-You can-Eat buffet? an also the Pizza Parlor would be a propriate place for 2 people who met on a Neil Hamburger message broad, to go on a date.

(but, I still not sure you should Date him Boni, he seems like a Weirdo kind of)

[kwefe]

That's great, all you fags, but let's not lose sight of the hot topic here!! .... Do Neil eat cheese?

[Boni Jergen]

Herpert, I think the best thing would be if you come out to Neil's show at the Holywood Alley on Saturday, then I could meet You, and you could meet the Dogs, and see if you got a long with them, then we would Know, if there was any Future, or a Date in the Future...?

[pearlgrey]

Finally, kewfe has grapsed the True Meaning of Neilxmas

[jimmie j]

i hope that herpet comes to hollywodd alley so i can size him up. i'll find a booth near the fron door & watch like a hawk ever one how comes in. if n i see him ill reprot back to this bord an let you know my impersonations. herpet paul sounds like a halfway decent guy an boni isnt poo pooin him outrite so there may be a chance (as they say on cash in the attic) 'at the end of the day.'

[carrottop]

boni, do you go all the way on the first date?

[marlon]

Don't you talk to my Boni like that.