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Post by James at 15 on Dec 20, 2005 19:17:41 GMT -5
I wish I knew how to hack into this board and fix it so the word Bananas was permanently blocked.
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Post by ATong on Dec 20, 2005 21:09:04 GMT -5
I've been saying this for a long time, what we need to do is all get together and start a new message board for Neil Hamburger fans. Boni is clearly not up to the task of moderating this one.
Some suggestions:
-Keep all the non-Neil topics to one small section. On this board, no matter what the heading says, it's usually NOT about Neil.
-Require registration in order to keep the board's membership to true fans, and not just spammers like Dona Anna, or smart-alecks.
-Create sub-topics that are actually relevant to Neil Hamburger, instead of the way this board is, with two separate headings about Boni's dogs, and another couple about Boni herself. (Sorry Boni, no one cares about your problems getting a date! Most of us can understand why!)
-Build a better working relationship with Neil and/or his management, in order to get real information about what Neil has in the works. Those of you who read between the lines can tell that Neil's management is humoring Boni at best, and mostly just ignoring her.
-Perhaps Neil could be persuaded to check in a little more often and do a sort of "Q and A" segment for our new board?
I am pretty busy with my job, but would be willing to put aside some time and effort to get a REAL Neil Hamburger message board up and running, if there is anyone else here who would be interested. Let's discuss this more. I'm sure most true Neil Hamburger fans will agree that it would be wonderful to see the last of Boni, Bananas, and Marlon. Regulars on this board like Kweef are unfairly targeted as being negative simply for saying the things that any sane person would think. It's time to say goodbye to Boni and this awful, disgraceful board, which (as Boni likes to say ad nauseum) "can only hurt Neil's career".
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Post by kweef on Dec 20, 2005 23:05:10 GMT -5
WORD UP MOTHERFUCKER!!!! I registered for a Neil Hamburger board, not some crazy bitch and her stinking dogs board. I got alot to say about Neil, but I'm not sayin it because this board has NOTHING to do with him. It;s just some sad self serving pathetic plea for attention by some kooky weirdo. HEY I GOT TWO CATS!!! I'LL START A BILL HICKS MESSAGE BOARD AND GO ON (and on and on and on) about my dysfunctional lonely life that I lead with my two cats. GUESS WHAT?!?!?! KRUSTY AND ABBY WOKE ME UP AT 4:30 this MORNING!!! I INJECTED THEM WITH A SPEEDBALL AT 2am BECAUSE THEY JUST LOVE IT, DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO GET YOUR CATS HIGH ON COKE AND NOT HAVE THEM SPAZZ OUT?!?!?!?!?
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Post by RyanStamen on Dec 20, 2005 23:17:20 GMT -5
SEE BONI, THERE IS PROOF HE IS WORKING FOR ANOTHER COMEDIAN!!!! A TONG may accuse me of liking "ALI G" but in this message it has leaked that he is working for Bill Hicks (another comedian!) I KNEW IT!
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Post by RyanStamen on Dec 20, 2005 23:23:56 GMT -5
And also, whatever, "A Tong" we all know you are Tom Pringle/BloodPizza, everybody know that Boni's board is the only board that has Neil's approval, so you can take those suggestions and start a NASCAR board instead.
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Post by RyanStamen on Dec 21, 2005 0:17:16 GMT -5
MOREOVER, "A TONG", every Neil show I've booked in the Phoenix area (including NEIL CON '05 and all the Phoenix Greyhound Park shows ((that you've seen on DVD))), I've had to deal with Neil's management, and they've said nothing but good things about Boni Jergen. I've deal DIRECTLY with his management, and while you "read between the lines", I've dealt with the real thing, and they hold Boni in high regards, because of all the work she does to BOOST NEIL'S CAREER, unlike others who try to RUIN it!
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Post by ATong on Dec 21, 2005 7:08:02 GMT -5
Fair enough, Ryan, (and I am NOT Blood Pizza or Tom Pringle, let me assure you). I'm sure Boni means well, but don't you think this board would be better if someone who wasn't so crazy was running it? Only about 1/10th of the postings are even remotely about Neil Hamburger. Perhaps Boni should start a separate board to talk about her dogs, and leave this board to a new moderator who could keep the focus on Neil Hamburger. When was the last time anyone mentioned Neil's new CD on here? Does anyone know what day the Tenacious D movie is coming out? Will Neil be touring the East Coast (where I live) in 2006? These are the kinds of questions that should be asked (and answered) on a serious Neil Hamburger board. Not "Why won't Bananas finish his Taco Bell meal?" and that type of thing.
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Post by Angie Starr on Dec 21, 2005 7:34:01 GMT -5
ATong, who appointed you God? You never post on here but suddenly you're some expert on how the board should be run? I like Boni, she's cool. ATong, FUCK OFF!
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Post by blood pizza on Dec 21, 2005 8:42:00 GMT -5
i must play the neutral acceptor of facts/objector of truths!
and say that, it's a two way street!....everyone is right and
everybody is wrong.......oh! and stupid
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Post by RyanStamen on Dec 22, 2005 0:10:57 GMT -5
Yeah, you may be right, A Tong, who knows, but besides this message board, Boni does a great job at keeping the information up-to-date on the actual website (www.americasfunnyman.com), if you look there tour dates are always there!
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Post by ATong on Dec 22, 2005 9:01:08 GMT -5
The website itself is horrible. Bad, jarring layout; several typographical and spelling errors in each paragraph; and again, too much about Bananas and not enough about Neil. If you look at the site currently there is a picture of one of Boni's dogs and one of Boni's relatives, ON THE HOME PAGE! Do we really care, Boni?
It's time for Boni to do the right thing and bow out, perhaps passing the domain name on to a fan who knows what they're doing.
And Angie, in response to your post: I think I speak for most visitors to this site with my criticisms.
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Post by cuzinchuck on Dec 22, 2005 13:11:57 GMT -5
-Require registration in order to keep the board's membership to true fans, and not just spammers like Dona Anna, or smart-alecks. This from an UN-registered person?? hmm  Boni is really not Boni......... It's actually Steven Hawking, and he is laughing at all of you  |
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Post by RyanStamen on Dec 22, 2005 17:03:45 GMT -5
A Tong, maybe we could, but I think is what we need to do is find out who this Mark Saalwaechter guy is, he's the internet PIRATE who is trying to ruin Neil's career by owning the domain name of neilhamburger.com, if we could get that back, then I bet Boni could do a better job.
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Post by Boni Jergen on Dec 23, 2005 3:52:34 GMT -5
A Tong, your ruining my day with this, and its True what cuzinchick said, your not even registered your self! So who cares what you say.
But still, I'm worried may be there's no way around it, if they (A Tong, Mark saaelwatcher [stole the neilhamburger.com name from poor Neil], James at 15, blood pizza, kwefe, Karen Wong, and retard on baord,
) are all saying, may be no body Loves this Board, should I give it Up and let them (who ever) take it over, surely that would free up more time to take care of poor Marlon who has a lot of Fleas right now, that the Collar cannot help, though I wonder what would happen to poor Neil, with out a true suporter in his Corner.
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Post by cuzinchuck on Dec 23, 2005 9:57:03 GMT -5
Ahh poor Marlon. I heard if you give them hot sauce on the burritos it will get rid of the fleas. I guess they don't like that environment and skeedaddle.
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