Neil Hamburger in UK

[breakneckcomedy]

Neil,

Please, Please, Please come to Aberdeen Scotland in July (2009) before or after your stint in Ireland this year....

Tell that agent of yours, Andrew Stinky... whatever his name is, to seal the deal with the Lemon Tree ASAP.

Kind Regards

Graham

www.breakneckcomedy.co.uk

'How many... HOW many.... Jews .... does it take.. to cover ALL the holes.. in a shower-head unit...............

I don't know...

but it never seems to be enough!'

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[Mahler]

That's an absolutely terrible joke.

Who wrote that?

[gershwin]

i don't get it. VIRUS

mahler, your music sucks.

[merleer]

my music is better than yours, gershwin! yours is like a litle jewlry box with a ballerina that spin around INSIPSID!!

[The Gersh]

Ha!
In a trillion years, there will STILL be NO ONE humming a Mahler tune.

And lay off the merlot, you long-winded sop.

[malhler]

That is because only retardeds hum tunes. They're all humming the Free Credit Report Dot Com tune right now, I suppose that is good music!

[George Elvis Gershwin]

Hey Mahler,
How many movies were made based on your songs?
How many of your songs were recorded by Frank Sinatra?
And where's your opera?... ::)Whatever!
I might add that I wrote many of my super hits WITH a brain tumor-- including my famous piano concerto-- Where you moped around questioning the "meaning of life" I hung out with Oscar Levant. I was also quite the ladies' man.

However, I agree about the Free Credit Report song. If that guy gets a career out of that I may die yet again.
Perhaps we could find some common ground, & stop this quibbling. How do you feel about this Neil Hamburger fellow? Talent for the ages!
(BTW I like your songs about dead children. Macabre, but touching.)

[Irving B]

Fuck both of you! My music's better.

In fact, fuck of all of you, including those dumbass dogs & the entire internet!

21st century, computers, microwaves, DV fuckin Ds-- Big Ass Deal!

[Gusty Mahler]

Irving, you have a dirty mouth.

Look you two creampuffs, you write SONGS, what I write is MUSIC. But you probably wouldn't know the difference. You are probably the type of person who only likes music for the lyrics. Not that I've never listened to your drivel, but I'm sure it all has the vocals way out front and amplified to like 75% of the volume of the song, like the way they mix Anthony Kiedis in the Red Hot Chili Peppers. No one under the age of 112 wants to hear your caterwauling or your nurdsery rhymes. Why don't you get off it!

Oh and George, who's the long-winded sop? Congratulations on your brain tumor. Same to that other George guy or Charles or whoever that shot all those people from that tower.

LOSERS!

Do either of you have anyone graffitti-ing the walls with your name?
torontoist.com/2007/10/who_is_the_myst.php
I didn't think so!

[b manilow]

Wait a Momet. I Write the Songs. That makes the whoe world sing! I Write the Songs of Love Everything. I Write the Songs the Make the Young Girls Cry. I Write the Songs I Write the Songs. Cause I said so. In My Songs. The Rest of Youse Can Either Give Me the Credit or We Can Meet Down at the Copacabana for Drinks with Mandy. Not next Friday Though Cause I am Spending the Weekend in New England. You Know, Georg E Gersh, I Will ReDedicate One of my Many Hits to You. Cause of Your Brain Tumor. This ONe's For You. Gershwin. Knowing that You are Gone I Just Have to Say That I Can't Smile Without You. Can't Laugh & I Can't Sing. Finding it Hard to Do Anything.

I Write the Songs. PS Gersh, Did You Write Embraceable You With Me in Mind?

[this board sucks]

I write the songs that make the fAAAAAAt giiirrrllls squeeeeaal
I write the songs they play in bloooooodmobiiiiiles!!!

duh nuh uh

[Gershwinner]

Canadian Graffiti?
Really?

Like that counts!
Embarrassing.
As for pure music, check out my preludes, my Rhapsody in Blue, My American in Paris, & Concerto in F.
As for your crap, Just because it's BORING, doesn't mean it's good. And vice versa. You & Wagner should get a room!

Manilow, you did NOT write "I write the songs," & I wouldn't embrace you with a ten foot pole! I was thinking of a hot little hat check girl I knew at the time. (Brother could she check your hat!)

[Mahler]

I would never room with that Nazi!
and You are a Nazi yourself Against Canadians!!

[Mahler]

Gershweiner, how many movies were made based on your life! BO-RINNGG!!!!

It's ok. Not everyone can be as dynamic a personality as moi.

Up yours, Gershwhiner!

[GG]

It is well known that YOU admired Wagner. Although in fairness to you, you were probably misinformed.

AS YOU are about MY GENIUS!

I tried making nice with you Gustdust, but now it's time to throw down!

Irving B's siding with me & so is George M. Cohan. I think I can get Cole Porter on my side too, so you'd better BRING IT!

And oh yeah, this brain tumor makes me crazy hardcore badass!