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Post by RyanStamen on Sept 4, 2009 16:23:30 GMT -5
Who is going to go see Neil in Tucson this Sunday? Boni, Angie, Jimmie?
Well, I am! I can't wait to hear all of his new jokes -- and know that Neil will be safe because clunt, A Tong, and Tom Pringle WON'T BE THERE!
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Post by Ankle Bracelet on Sept 4, 2009 18:53:54 GMT -5
Yes. I will be there. Neil is in top form, the peak of his physical & mental condition. I was just released and look forward to my first night out. Do Neil believe in the Chubacabradaba? I heard it is in Tucson.
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Post by Agent on Sept 4, 2009 19:31:48 GMT -5
The Chupacabra is currently in Branson, Missouri, wrapping up his Midwest summer tour. He puts on an *excellent* variety show, with singing, a liitle softshoe, some magic tricks, comedy, and daring feats of agility. You don't want to miss it!
Tickets available online now, but hurry! They're going fast.
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Post by moderador on Sept 5, 2009 1:05:40 GMT -5
Agent, this is not a board about the Chupacabra, it is about NEIL HAMburger. but that would be interesting if they did a show together, don't you think??
i read on the twidder tonight that Neil was "heading out on the town to see his idol, Frank SInatra , Jr." Hope Neil had a good time and Frank didn't break his heart, with bad songs.
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Post by Ankle Bracelet on Sept 5, 2009 10:18:44 GMT -5
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Post by AB on Sept 5, 2009 10:23:23 GMT -5
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Post by not Neils agent on Sept 6, 2009 14:44:34 GMT -5
This is a great idea. Can you imagine, the SUCCESS a show like this could bring Neil?? A variety show with song & dance, comedy, magic, starring NEIL HAMBURGER and the CHUPACABRA!!??
I am not Neil's agent, but if I were, I 'd give my personal guarantee that this show would be a SMASH HIT.
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Post by baby goat on Sept 6, 2009 14:49:24 GMT -5
NO! Please, Do NOT bring the Goatsucker along on Neil's tour. How am I supposed to go and enjoy the comedy of my favorite comedian when you are bringing along a creature that SUCKS the BLOOD of baby goats like myself? This is unfair, and I hate it. P.S. Here is a picture of me, just taken a few minutes ago. Am I not cute? You can't say no to this face. Look at my wittle horns. web1.twitpic.com/img/28129134-bc19eca9f3539741938ec054105ac69a.4aa41084-full.jpg
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Post by goat again on Sept 6, 2009 14:53:01 GMT -5
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Post by jimmie june on Sept 6, 2009 15:42:01 GMT -5
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Post by RyanStamen on Sept 6, 2009 16:47:11 GMT -5
YOU GUYS ARE IDIOTS. If Neil actually toured with a Chupacabara, those monsters would definitely hurt dogs from coast to coast, including Mar and Ban.
Anyways, we are going to Tucson RIGHT NOW to go see Neil.
Angie, if you are there, we will have a hotel room at the Congress so you can come up for sex after the show.
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Post by pearlgrey on Sept 6, 2009 18:14:50 GMT -5
HAVE FUN ERVERBODY!!!!! IT is going to be a GREAT show! (much better than the one we had here in San Antonio, I hope, for Neil's sake, and yours) I like that hotel Congress, I stayed there once, long ago, can't remember the year, it was when that plane crashed in Queens, because I rember the walls are so thin in that Hotel, I could hear the muffled sounds of bad news on in the tv lounge, while i showerd to get on the plane in the morning, I thought "must be a plane crash, because that always happens the same day I go to get on one" , and sure enough, anyway sorry off topic, Ryan, be careful, the walls are so thin, you could catch a disease from the peoepl having sex with Angie next door, be careful, EVERYBODY HAVE A GREAT TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Twinkle on Sept 7, 2009 8:36:13 GMT -5
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Post by jimmie june on Sept 7, 2009 10:46:04 GMT -5
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Post by Pear on Sept 7, 2009 18:06:18 GMT -5
I'm so happy it was the best show ever And you drank Chardonnay That is a great story Jimmie, tell us more! Why is all the new hecklers women? From what I seen , they all seem to be the ladies now that has it out for Neil. Wonder Why
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