faker
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Post by faker on Apr 12, 2005 2:13:01 GMT -5
LOOK! The very rich, famous, and huge comedy success TOM GREEN is an outspoken supporter of Neil Hamburger and is talking Neil up in the press. Now if only he would give him a part in a movie. Important names have been underlined in GREEN to save you the bother of reading it all, in case you are lazy, illiterate, or both.  |
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faker
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Post by faker on Apr 12, 2005 2:17:33 GMT -5
And in case you have not seen it, though this wonderful photo is posted elsewhere on the site....further proof of Neils star slowly rishing to the TOP of the Hollywood Heap. Neil Hamburger, Tom Green, and two other (possibly) important people.  |
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Post by Boni Jergen on Apr 12, 2005 3:18:34 GMT -5
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Post by weasel on Apr 15, 2005 11:14:27 GMT -5
Gas prices are much higher in Britain, you Americans don't know hardship! Would Neil be as good if everyone found him hilarious?
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Post by ReggieQueequeg on May 27, 2005 15:17:55 GMT -5
Those other stars in the pciture with Tom Green, are, I believe, Sir Eton John, and the other man is maybe Roger Clinton, Bill Clinton's brother, who also wrote the theme song to the movie Pumpkinhead II! you know, the song, it goes... comin' to get you, it's pumpkinhead 2! he's going to stab you, pumpkin head 2! when you're not feeling strong like you can't go on then you realize that it's true, that pumpkinhead 2 is there for me and you! (I assume this is how the song goes, I have never actually heard it or seen the movie)   VIRUS VIRUS   [tr][/tr][tr][/tr] |
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Post by ReggieQueequeg on May 27, 2005 15:19:25 GMT -5
oh yeah, in the article, the writer says "blower" instead of phone, is that "Hollywood" slang or "canada" slang?
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Post by kweef on Aug 5, 2005 12:52:55 GMT -5
Wow Neil's goin all the way to the top with a big star like Tom Green in his corner.
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Post by kweef on Aug 30, 2005 11:25:13 GMT -5
dont you assholes appreciate my brilliant humorVIRUS?
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Post by RyanStamen on Oct 17, 2005 23:16:19 GMT -5
This is a true story. My friend in Los Angeles dated Joan Cusak, and she's kinda famous, but her brother is John Cusak who was in that famous movie High Frequency. Anyways, he knew both of them, and he played Neil for John Cusak and John became a huge fan, and even had the CD cover of "America's Funnyman" stuck on his refrigerator with a magnet.
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Post by Pauly Woodstock on Oct 18, 2005 16:04:21 GMT -5
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faker
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Post by faker on Oct 20, 2005 14:24:58 GMT -5
This is a true story. My friend in Los Angeles dated Joan Cusak, and she's kinda famous, but her brother is John Cusak who was in that famous movie High Frequency. Anyways, he knew both of them, and he played Neil for John Cusak and John became a huge fan, and even had the CD cover of "America's Funnyman" stuck on his refrigerator with a magnet. radical story! maybe john cusak and tom green can get together and produce a motion picture show for ol' neil. i'd pay to see that. as far as i know, there is no guest list at the cinema. |
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Post by hatter on Dec 5, 2005 14:07:34 GMT -5
Neil is a shooting star and you can't slow him down! I love you boni.
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Post by allenwrench on Apr 16, 2006 21:43:12 GMT -5
Hey, I’m a Neil ‘newbie’ and just want to let everyone know that I very RARELY impressed with anyone or anything. A few nights ago (Friday April 14th to be exact), I was listening to the Wayne Resnic show on KFI AM 640 in Los Angeles and heard Neil for the first time. And MAN was I blown away! Neil is a TRUE genius!!! I’m a bit famous, but not nearly as famous as Neil. I can pull off an international tour here and there… - ALLEN WRENCH – international superstar www.killallenwrench.com |
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Post by Boni Jergen on Apr 17, 2006 1:47:48 GMT -5
Thank YOu Allen for bringing your Fame to this board, yes you are right , Neil is Great, which is why it's so Sad he has had so much mis fortune in his life, and so many prob lem, mean while Carrotte Top is a milionare, it makes you wonder if there is a God, or if we are stuck in a Hell world.
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Post by Allen Wrench on Apr 17, 2006 8:16:16 GMT -5
Hey baby, that's funny. Carrot Top? Oh man, I had the misfortune of seeing his show at the MGM grand... it was squre city.
I have a few mutual friends so I don't want to talk too much shit about Carrot Top, but you have to admit that he's looking pretty freaky with is Botox and plucked eyebrows.
I'd rather be failing with Neil at Slots-O-Fun anyday.
- ALLEN WRENCH -
international superstar
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