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Post by Sandersgirls on Mar 29, 2010 23:45:14 GMT -5
I just got the Neil Hamburger beer-glass. Has anyone else got one ? It's great. It has a picture of the REAL Neil, not the early cartoon Neil. It's a real treasure, I have it front and centre in my bar. Neil is the best ! ...although he looks very depressed on the glass. Perhaps he is nervous that someone might drop the glass and break him...like he always breaks glasses galore during his world-famous stand-up.
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Post by PG on Mar 30, 2010 0:10:52 GMT -5
WTFrig?? Neil beer glass? Those are my two favorite things, #1 - Neil & #2 BEER. I would love to drink my alcolhol out of Neil's face! WHERE do I get one??
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Post by jimmie june on Mar 30, 2010 21:10:10 GMT -5
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Post by PG on Mar 30, 2010 22:12:15 GMT -5
Jimmie, you have a Poolside Chats COFFEE MUGGVIRUS That is my *3rd* favorite thing (possibly tied for 2nd), COFFEE, which I will drink every afternoon when I wake up I WOULD LOVE TO DRINK THTA OUT OF NEIL's poolside CHATS!~!!!!
Where do you all people get all these drinking implements/chalises, with the likeness of our NEIL on them!VIRUS?
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Post by Twinkle Agree on Mar 30, 2010 23:49:45 GMT -5
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Post by jimmie june on Mar 31, 2010 4:13:36 GMT -5
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Post by Twinkly on Mar 31, 2010 22:53:35 GMT -5
I have some of the Cafepress Neil Hamburger items...but does anyone know, are they "official" ? ? ?...or is it just a company using Neil's cartoon image and so on ? I hope Neil gets a cut of the profits. I bought the back-pack...so my kid will be the only one at his primary school with a bag featuring Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeil Haaaaaaaaamburger. Hopefully he can tell Neil Hamburger jokes and get expelled, then we can spend more time at home together watching Neil Hamburger dvd's and drawing cartoons of him with his various facial expressions and moods - depressed, sad, lonely, divorced, drunk, still depressed, herpetic... Hi SanderGilr, I had wanted to quote that (like reteeting , bc it had made me laugh so much. I hope your chile learn all the Neil jokes, to pass on, as oral history. Jiimi June, Thanks you for that Link. I will go thwere. And buy buy buy!!!!!! Neil better get a percent % !
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Post by Twinkle on Apr 1, 2010 23:59:05 GMT -5
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Post by pearlscorp on Apr 2, 2010 3:54:22 GMT -5
Twink;le, my favorite color is also, simular, more like a Brick Grey, red a deep red, with a brown in it, but not so much purple pink as fuschia, but yes, blue in it, like a beet.. I like the color of beets , mostly. Neil has a tuxedo that color, or a buttoneere. Hi everybody i am DRUNK As Drunky can be!! Twinkle, I have a diction to Tea, at my house, i love it more than coffe, i buy it loose laf at the store, it's organic white tea silver needle with jasmine, and green tea jasmine flowers pearls, or goji berrys, etc, or a mint one (not good iced), sorry DONT READ ANY OF THAT unless you are twibkle, or someone who give a care about that ype of thing xoxo
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Post by Twinkle mixologess on Apr 3, 2010 0:32:43 GMT -5
Pearls , I hope you had fun when you had imbribed. Do you ever try mixing that (alcoholl) with tea? They sometime mix drinx with Coffee (Irish : but I never knew did they mix it with tea? VIRUS Onced I had the BEST TEA EVER. WHen I had this boy friend, who was the WORSST ever . It (tea) was call Seattle Spice, & have black tea, orange reinds , cinnaimon, pepper corned, & other spice, It was so good it taste sweetend wo any sugar but also have kick from them pepper corn. I was addiction to that, but then I could not fined it, anywhere. Onced i had got rid of that stupid jack ass,who use to get it sent from a freind, oversea. which is hard to belive he had. I wonder, will Neil ever put out a specila NEIL-FLAVOR tea? I don't know what that would taste like, maybe sadness, or recriminations . Or it could taste like lafter, if Neil in a good mood Pearls do you like beets, or just beet color?
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Post by pearl on Apr 5, 2010 3:41:03 GMT -5
Twinkle, I LOVE BEETS. Beets is my FAVORITE FOOD. It is teh most perfect, wonderful, fruit or vegetable ever created, or ROOT, it taste like THE EARTH. How can some dirt and water and the sun make that beautiful deep colour, like that, it is so intense that DYE, and flavorful, it is perfect earthy salty sugar flavor, WHY does everyone hate beets so muchVIRUS?? I aksed my boyfriend that,he said "because it is a very intense food", well i guess that is why i like it. Twinkle, do you like beets? I can understand (well, not understand, but forgive) if you don't because no one really does, execept a select FEW. I would eat them every day, i scrub them and cut them in chunks and boil them briefly, you can also dye your hair with the water, if you want to look like you did in 1994. Also I could talk to you about tea all day, but probably no one wants to hear that. (Stop reading then!) I also have a tea with peppercorns in it! these are PINK pepperscorns, they are in a chamomille tea, with rose petals and such. It's pretty tasty, it freaks me out though somewhat, since I am not into psychosomatic teas that make you feel kind of weird. unless it was marshroom tea, i would try that again, if you had any. just a little though, you don't want to overdo it. I have a tea pot, with the holder in side, with the fine teaholes, for the loose leaf. I have some of that every day just about, also. There is a white tea silver needle jasmine pearls goji berry PU'ERH (fermented) ginger orange peels, hiighbiscuits, pears dried up, peppermint basil clove etc, there are many kind in my cupboard, i love them all. Hot or iced. There is iced jasmine in a glass pitcher in the fridge at all time at my house. I got a love for tea. there is a store i buy it at fresh, very good, i bet you could find that kind you like or at least something simular there at that place. It sound like one of the Chrismas blends kind of, because of the cimamon. I doubt they have Neil hamburger flavor though, which I'm sorry that doesnt sound very refreshing. It would be too salty, and probably make you more thirsty for something else to wash it down. It could be more thick, like a Sludge, from the Australian Hair product, and salty for the sweat and tears. Neil hawking too many lougies for comfort when you think of steeping his flavors in a tea. I don't know. VIRUS
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Post by Twinkle Tea on Apr 7, 2010 0:12:41 GMT -5
Hi Pearls! You are SOOO right. Theres no reason, for beets to be hated, as they are. I would half to attribute that discrimination, to IGnorence! have you ever tried a root vengtable mix. steam? You put in Sweet potatoe, or yam, regular potaoe, onion, & beet. Steam till soft. its so delicios I cant even tell you. A little pepper & salt or soy sauce. You will DIE! (Do not Scrimp on the onion) I half to say, Pearls, U have many more tea than I had imagine, even exist! I usually drink black mix, for pick me up. Sometime I try 1 w licorice, but it make my heart race, & I fear Visions. I had never had them psychologic teas, you metion. I might try those, if I could get my hand on it, & hallucinate Yes it too bad neil flavor tea would not taste too good, due to the hard life on the Roade, The sweat & tears & Dirty fans. MayB Neil could just indorse a tea, that he like to drink. One for vending machine $$ I had tried to get Bigelow, to call me, so I coukld B in a commercial, but they never Did. They think there so Big, they dont half to advertize. > I mite try those loose tea instead, I have a teaball I never had used. Ill break that in!
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Post by Pearl on Apr 9, 2010 0:09:33 GMT -5
Twinkle, I ain't never steamed no potatoe before, does that work good? Sound delicious and easy. I was thinging maybe I would replace regular tato with carrot? (also root vegetable, not the carrot top!). i wonder if that would taste good.. Twinkle thank you for the idea, i am going to try that!! ;D Twinle, you know what eltse I been into lately - Holy Basil. They say you eat a lot of basil, and it control your cortisol (fat belly) and blood sugar level. I take them pills of oil at night and you sleep so much better, also you can eat them when you awake and they make you not freak out because you was stressed (I think, ), maybe they just made you Spacey), I don't know. Basil leafs is already my favorite herb, which if you asked me, you could never have enough of on any platter. Twinkle, you teaball sound like my netipot. I have had it for about 2 years but I still get not inspired to use it. DOes anyone on this board do netipot?? Maybe at the next NeilCON, I will bring all my tea arsenal and we can have a tea party. For gurls. Even though Twinkle you did not get the Opportunity to be the spokesperson for Bigelow tea. I am sorry they did that to you, that was Low of them. Do you feel Neil should get into the field of Product Endorsement? I'm afraid some COmpanys might think that Neil would scare away the potential customers, especially children, who are just developing their tastes, and are the future of consumerism.
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Post by Twinkle on Apr 9, 2010 2:06:35 GMT -5
Oh Pearls, You & me MUST have ESP! I swear, I had just had my FRIST DREAm about a Neilcon. It was like a slep-over pagama party. You & Josse Jose & Jimmi June, & even Boni & them doggs, were there, And some other people, with pink hair, & tattooss. (Everone had to be portected form Bananas, with gards & pepeer spray) NEIL WAS EVEN THERE! He sleps in his tuxedo, or suit. or what ever U call it, & his shoes, according to my dream, which was very realsitc, so I think it must be true. I don't know how he does that. It seem uncomfortable. You are alos right, yes, I had forgt, about the Carrots. which is funny, w Carrot Top Lovers everwhere on this board. But yes they make it more tasty. Add those, immediate. :-*I didnot know about Basil I need that, to clam down. (I wonder, should I be putting his on the NEIL CON thred? VIRUS) I forgot what elts you said. O yes, neil in commercial. I think Neil could do that. if he find the right product. maybe hair gel, or Motel 6. Or a Dont Do drug ad. Or maybe beverage, or Divixe cup. I Dont understand this worlds, Pearl, it seem everone is promoting thereslf, constant, & I just dont know how to get, in on that. Even tho, like neil, I need to move some product. it seem, if ur not all ready famous, Just Forget it. . Maybe the fans could band together, to hlep each other, & Neil. Otherwise All Is Lost.
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Post by Twinkle PS on Apr 9, 2010 2:15:07 GMT -5
Neti Pot_ How you use that is, put slat water in it, warm, then stnd over sink, turn your head as far as you can to side, like ur possessed, of Satan, or the Lord, then stick that spout in 1 nostirl, our, & it come out other side. (water) Dont ask me how that happen. There are more holes in your head then you coukd imagine! It supposed to clear out that snot, but sometime it just hurt. (I mite half to do that, & stay off the internet. till my cold get better. I hope it help you. Pearls ) That is some thing Neil could ENDORSE! Definitely. Bc he is known for his phlegm, & body fluid, more than any other celbrity, I know of. You could put his picture ont hat.
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