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Post by thisisacomputer on Apr 7, 2005 12:01:30 GMT -5
[shadow=red,left,300]I heard somewheres that Neil, before he begun doing comedy, that he was a door to door saleman for the Harriet Carter merchandise gift company. Is that true? VIRUS[/shadow]
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Post by Boni Jergen on Apr 7, 2005 13:11:36 GMT -5
That was true but he was only a young man so you can't blame him. Also he sold greeting cards before that.
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Post by weasel on Apr 10, 2005 14:21:29 GMT -5
Should't matter anyway, you should be dubious of any comedian that has no life experience. Except Ross Noble
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Post by thisisacomputer on Apr 11, 2005 12:04:20 GMT -5
[shadow=red,left,300]is it tue that Neil is going to start bringing a bull whip to his shows to punish lthe "lod mouths" of the audience?  [/shadow] |
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Post by hatter on Apr 11, 2005 16:18:36 GMT -5
Did Neil have an homosexual encounters with his gay fan base before he got married? He does say some stuff about experimentation in the 80s. You know...some years that weren't so straight...That old joke.
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Post by Carrot Top on Apr 11, 2005 16:26:16 GMT -5
you would likely know this information already, hatter.
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Post by Boni Jergen on Apr 11, 2005 16:37:19 GMT -5
He was just joking, hatter. He *IS* a comedian, you know. Julia roberts didn't really rub feces on her vagina, either.
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Post by Boni Jergen on Apr 11, 2005 16:38:13 GMT -5
Though Sir Mick jagger DID indeed stick a carrot up his daughter's ass.
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Post by Beth Bohn on Apr 11, 2005 16:52:21 GMT -5
I heard Neil is co-writing a great new book on entertainment that is going to make him rich beyond his wildest dreams.
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Post by hatter on Apr 18, 2005 12:45:46 GMT -5
If I should know, then the answer is yes. I love carrot top. I love his props. Neil should have more in his act. The dropping of the glass is getting old....and the skipping cd isn't as funny as it was in the past. The zipperstick is still cool though. Neil should stop giving us all shit for asking for it. Boni, why does he abuse his fans when they ask for the zipper stick? Carrot top doesn't do that to me.
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Post by Boni Jergen on Apr 18, 2005 12:56:32 GMT -5
If it's getting old Hatter you should stay home! Those are Classic routine. Even though he doesn't do the skipping "zipper lips" song at the shows any more, so your right. But you would get mad if you saw Abott and Costelo and they didn't do "Who's On 1st"VIRUS Or if the Beatles didn't play "She's Leaving home" when you went to see them? I don't think so.
Also I heard that Carrott Topp did have sex with one of his fans recenly, and she said it was horrible. So that's a form of "abuse".
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Post by hatter on May 2, 2005 17:56:50 GMT -5
Does Neil have any Carrot Top jokes? Like...Why did Carrot top cut his red hair? Because he sucks donkey cock.
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