My Dog Leper Needs A Mate

[festus]

Boni, my dog leper has a neigbor friend who is in heat and its driving him "nuts". Unfortunately, the neighbor is an asshole (and a prude) and doesn't like Leper humping her leg.

Are either of your mutts bitches?

now that my ladyfreind has left, maybe we could grab a box of wine together too.

festus

[Bunnies]

Mommy is crying.
Mommy is crying.
Her 18 year old son moved out on Sunday.
He took Pumpkin.
She told him he couldn't.
Mommy got very attached to her.
Mommy is very upset, because, her son doesn't have a job.
He moved in with a friend.
His friend has two cats.
Did the have their shots?
Do the have feline lukemia?
Pumpkin is only a baby.
She only had her first shots.
She was tested for lukemia and was neg.
He doesn't have a job!
How is he going to buy her litter!
How is he going to get her shots!
Hoe is he going to buy her litter.
Neutering is expensive.
Is he going to have a job to do this.
The world doesn't need unwanted babies.
The unwanted babies,
It's not fair for them to be on the streets and starving and freezing in the bitter cold.
Why am I writing this.
Because, I am hurting!
This is a life.
A baby.
In not responsible hands!
I love you Pumpkin.
I am sorry.

[Animal Control]

Festus & Bunnies,

You two need to get a room.

And, I don't mean to be harsh, but you need to stay in it.

Possibly forever.

[Boni Jergen]

It's Good to see that People on here is interested in Dogs! Festus I would intro duce our Dogs and see what hapened, but they are both Male, so you couldn't Mate that.

[festus]

ah hell, haven't been here in so long. Leper's dead and gone now so we'll probably never meat. sorry i didnt't see your reply 4 months later.