Obamba Stole from Neil Hamburger

[Boni Jergen]

Did any one see this in the News, President Obama is now Stealing Neil's famous Cran berry sauce routine!

Here is what I read , from the Asociated Press.:


"He followed that with a quick visit to a school next door, where he asked the excited kids, "Who's going to have turkey?" "Who's going to have green beans?" "Who's going to have sweet potato pie?"


THAT IS ALMOST EXACLY LINE FOR LINE THE SAME AS NEIL"S FAMOUS CRAN BERRY SAUCE JOKE, !!

Congrats to Neil hamburger , now even the President is listening.

Now if Only the Obamans get a Puppy, I wanted to see if Bananas and Marlon could be involved, some how.

[pearlgrey]

Boni, those dogs will NEV.ER. be involved with the First Dogs. Those are Classy people, Boni, Bananas can not Behave properly around them, it would be inconsiderate. You cannot have Bananas drooling, and rough housing around those Prim and Proper animals.

How does the Press know that was Obama telling the jokes? It might have been Neil, they have simular voices, and style as a Orator.

[TWINKLE]

Yes Boni, Pearls is right.
The Obamans will probably get fancy type dogs from a dog show, that you can cut there hair, & style it. And that dosent pee in the Lincoln bedroom.
Or hump you when your giving a speech.

I hope they don't get that kind where there hair is so short it shows the pink behind of it. Like a poodle with big puffs on its head & nothing on its butt.
Those haircuts are so stupid I can't stand it.

Even Banans & Marlon are better than that.

I hope they get a welch corky.

I think the joke was by Neil. Live At the White House. The press is so dumb they probaly dint even look.

[pearl]

That is so funny Twinkle. The thought of the President giving a speech with a dog humping his legg. That should be A seen in a Movie.

[Rex Relay]

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[pearl]

Rex, That is a mazing Opportunity for Marlon and Bananas. I hope Boni ever checks this board to take Advantage of it. I hope you won't be offended if she doesn't respond. (She' a little Flighty )
Alaso, I can't believe you are base in OXNARD CAlifornia, I was just remarkeing yesterday about OXNARD is the DOG CAPITAL OF THE WORLD. I seen a show about Dogs, on TV, and one of them had a skateboarding dog and that dog was from Oxnard. Do dogs pick fruit in the fields? BEcause I driven through there on a lot of occasions and all I ever seen was fields and fields of Fruites. And a big shiny Bank Buildig. ALso they have a 7-11 there with a old man in a purple turban, who is Magic. I have a picture of him, maybe you know him. The reason I said it was the Dog Capitol was because I had just boughten a bed for my cat off the internet and the people who sewe the beds live in Oxnard and the bed was really intented for a Chiwow-wow.

So Good luck in all of your endeavours!!!

[jimmie june]

i think rex relay was wonnerful to offer the jergens dogs an oportunidad de la vida!! why hant boni contact him? maron an banans would be in hollywood by now if their owner had the spunk she only dreams about.

i think the obamas are gettin a pound puppy that dunt shed cause of the allergies that malia suffers from. i dunt know about which pupps wont make you sneeze. the nonshedders. who are they? dunt we all shed. until we die.

my new computer is godsend. it corrects my spellin mistakes. well, most of them. an my typos. most of them.

[Twinkle]

Dear Jimmijune,
You are right. About Boni. Rex offered up fame & fortune on a sliver paltter, & what duz Boni Do? Nothing.
thats what.

If someone offers me the opportunety, to hit it, Big, with talents, I wille, & then some. You can belive it Bruster!
ESpecailly If they have the backbone, & plane tickets. To the big stage. I use to have stage frights but I don't no more!
But I don't knwo if boni read that she was gone than i think.

Jiim do you think Sprunk is always good? Sometime my spunk get me into trouble, & fights.

Congraduations on your computer & your splelings Jiim i june, I can telll they are good. I have trouble typing still.. What kine of computer is it? That fixes that.? VIRUS

[Pearl]

Twinkle, HOW DID YOU CONQUER THE STAGE FRIGHT. i have to know now, i get freight. was it Alcolhol?? or cocane. it had to haev been one of them SUbstances. if it was Mental Power, you would have to tell me what your technique, was - i am intersted in learning that.

[TWinkle]

Pearls,
The way I did it was. With the power of mental focus, & holding my breath till I passed out once. Then I hit my head & when I woke up I just didn’t care no more. And wasn’t scared.

Also I think it was from doing it (dramatic readings of “Drop The Bomb, Harry,“ & miming) alot, so I just got use to it.

Also it’s good to get use to silence.

And remembeer there’s always someone who sucks real bad in the audience. Like Neil says. But I never did throw nothing at no one yet. So its good to have that.