Xmas Party for Readers of this Board

[Boni Jergen]

Hi Every one,
I am throwing a Party for the Readers of this Mesage Board, tomorow (Chrismas) at 3 P.M. at my apart ment in Apache junction, PLEASE BRING WINE, DOG FOOD , FROZEN SWANSON POT PIES, ETC., ther will be lots of Potoe Chips, and Water, Pop Corn, T.V., YOU ARE ALL WEL COME, Please R.S.VP, Please you must bring Wine, Dog Food, and Frozen Swanson Pot Pies, dish washing Liquid, PLEASE, this is a "POT LUCK" Chrismas Dinner, we will have Neil RARE Video's on the T.V., Neil Hamurger LIVE in Philadellphia, and other Rare Video's you have never seen, DOGS ARE WEL COME< EVERY ONE ON THIS BOARD IS WEL COME, hope fully this will be come an anual Event, MAYBE NEIL HIM SELF WILL COME TO THIS? Some one let him Know, if you know how to get in touch with him!
PLEASE RSV>P to Boni Jergen

[pearlgrey]

Boni, I would go to that, but I don't have any thing to bring, except the dish soap. It's too bad you didnt let us know a lottle sooner

[jimmie june]

i will be there boni. i know where you live cos theres only 1 aparment bldg in all of apache juncion. my 3 dogs an my date will be there at 2pm. we will bring tuna caserole w/canned onions on top. we will bring green jellow (my mamas recipe) with cottage cheese & horseradish in it (a big holiday favorite) plus we can get some of them round gold xmas balls with chocloate in side. our dogs eat in the mornin so they wont be hungry. they can play & romp with malron & banans. such a joyos season. thanks for the invite! should we bring neils new county winners so we can listen to good music?

[Fancy Pants]

Dear Boni Jergens,
I am a longtime fan, first-time writer to this board. I would LOVE to come to your elegant soiree.
Unfortunately I will be attending an extremely exclusive White House Pre-inaugural Party.
At this White House party the conversation will focus on the Important Issues of Our Day, such as the WAR ON CHRISTMAS, the Financial CRISIS, the POOR, animal rights (especially dogs'), & proper party etiquette. Also how to make your party the talk of the town!!!
If I see Neil Hamburger there I will pass along your message!

[TWINKLE]

Hi Jimmi June! Merry Christmas!
It's TWINKLE. ;D ;D

Cna you believe that you, me & Fancy Pants is all on here at the same time?
(What is up with Fancy Pants? )

I wished i could come, To the party. At bonis. But I half to go ssomewhere else. Where I don't want to.
Plus I don't think I could get there in time. unless it was for new years in stead. It is a cross the coutry.
IF i go to the next one i would bring Cream of mushroom casserole, & roman noodles. Boni you could getomatoe noodles & spinache noodles
for colors but I think pEarls is rite dogs cant tell.

[jimmie june]

hey pearls an tinkles. we drove to apache juncion an i was wrong an embarssed. there were many apartment buildings all over the place cause fo all the snowbrids.me, mey date & our 3 dogs drove all over the place an could not find bonis new appartment. it was horible like a nitemare cause the tuna caserole was sloshin in the storage comparmaent an my date drove to fast an it spilled an th dogs ate it an the jello was in ice chest which got hot cause we couldnt find bonis place. the only thin that survived was the horibe chocolate balls that nobody eveh eats (like fruitcake). we just got back to the mexican border. i hope bon reads this an replies to our sad adventure. pitiful.

[twinkley]

Poor Jimmi June.

All that jello. Gone to waste, and the casseroll.
it's a cryin shame there wasn't no ma.p

Boni Jorgina Jergens! How can we fined your danged apartmint if you don't give no directions?

[Pearl]

Jimmie, that is just a Shame. It's so terrible when bad things happen to good people. At least the dogs got to eat some jallo caserole,

Myabe next year BOni would plan aehad a little more and everybody could go there for a reonion

Is there going to be a NEIL-CON this yearVIRUSVIRUSVIRUS? I want to go to that. Let;s do one monthly.