Need a Surgery

[Bill S]

Hello World
I am seriously looking for a real surgeon to do an operation.
I need my hernia repaired. I found a doctor that will do it for $4000 but he is in L.V. Nevada.
If I had a little more confidence in myself I would do it myself. I read an "instruction book" that explains how to perform the surgery and it doesn't look to complicated. ( It's at the college library )
The problem is I have no money or insurance and all I can give in exchange is the homemade furniture I make or the bamboo plants I grow.
Are there any OK physicians or wantabe doctor out there willing to take a chance?
I guess you could say I'm not to pickie.
Thanks In advance

[Dr Twinkle]

Bills,
I think those (hernia) are near the balls for boys or the ovarians for girls.
So i would leave that alone, even if you had a profressional, & just live with it.

You might want to try making lihter things, then furniture, like table cloths or marshmallows, So you don't half to lift them.

I would fix it myslef, for you. but my fee is more than that.
In Nevada you mite want to try to win more money, then maybe you can could get implants.

[pearlgrey]

Dr Twinkle you are a really smart doctor. Table cloths. That is a GREAT idea. You should be using your talent to help find the cure Cancer.

[Twinkle]

Thanks yOu PEARLS!
FOR Your INformation. it IS a smart idea bcuz once you get that cut you might regret it. For example What if its in the wrong place & something else falls off? beside the hernia?
In case you are being sracastic , About it.

I have done a lot of studying on the subjects & jsu t because I am not "lisenced" duz not mean I do n't know my way around a hernia! operation!

In case you were being sarcausitc.

Everone i am clebriating the New years on a vacation over the weekend, if yoru intrested you can let me knoiw. I am up early to plane for the tickets. To it.
And to start the drinking. Of it.

[Pearl]

NO TWINKIE I WAS NOT BEING SARCASMIC I REALLY MEANT IT!

I knew I should of put the explanation mark behind it, in stead of the periord.


HAVE FUN ONE YOUR BAKATION!!!!!!!!!!! Do not do nothing I, nor Jimmie, nor Boni, nor Neil or Marlon wouldnt do!
D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Dr Quiver]

Dr. Twinkle. You're an IDIOT!

That patient needs to have an exhaustive exam, beginning with light sedation & then palpation & invagination of the scrotum while he turns his head & coughs.

I happen to speciaize in the invagination of scrota, & while I do not enjoy it (despite the contentions of several litigants), it is a necessary service.
I am licenced in the UK & in Canada, formerly in the U.S.

Check us out on the web at the invagination sedation palpation corporation. com
We are a full-service hernia repair company.

[Twinksle]

Pearls,
I'm sorry i thought you were being sarcaustic. :-[That was crazy, of me. becuz your heart is always big & genrous, & encouragous, to others.
To tell you the truth I was getting pretty tired of that auld lang syne year, & kind of grouchy, about it.
I'm glad it's the new one.

That old year can stick it where the sun dunt shine. that old year is history!that old year can talk to the hands.!
2008 is TOO LITTLE TOO LATE. Thats what i say!

Everone, I decided to send non parishables, instead of foods or chocolates, for the New year. the chocolates are recalled, to China, some of them, if you didnt allready eat them. they had melamine coatings. But you couldn't taste it.

Wheres everbody in the Happy New year? I wonder.

[jimmie june]

tinkles, you are right there!!! ;D ;D 2008 can kiss my flyin shoe!! heres a poem i thought up about how i feel about 2008.

2 Double Ought 8

as far as years go you were a loser
you closed the door & made us poor
you told us to become choosers!
do you want food? go to the store
too pricey for me. cant shop anymore.
losin your house, losin your job.
buy a lump of coal. eat a yellow corn cob.

neil hamburger will get better an his show will go on
an his fanbase sings jugtown until the big dawn.

paulsen bailed out his banks an left us holdin his bag.
paulsen an bush is a 2-headed hag.
but there is lite at this tunnel's end
cause we are all goin green
an like a proud bird, our planet can preen

neil hamburger will get better an his show will go on
an his fanbase sings jugtown until the big dawn.

we will have a new pres an its a good sign
welcome to our world
2 double ought 9

neil hamburger will get better an his show will go on
an his fanbase sings jugtown until the big dawn.


;D ;D

[TWinkle]

jimmi juine,
that is sunch a beatiful poem, ;)will neil record it? i wonder? Did you put a musical to it, yet?

I think its true. 2008 thought it was so great.
But 2009 is mighty fine, compared to last year it is quite divine!

I am out of rhymes,

Jimmi june, pearls, boni... Did you see wear they had free shoes in FLorida? On the highway? Boni, you might want to go there, & see if you can fined any, that match.
Did you see wear Jose was a penguin?
Did Bills get the surgrey?

[pearlgrey]

Jammie, you are such a Songtress! That is a really nice song, I like the lyric and also it rhymes, which is very inpormtant! I wonder if Neil would record that, like Twinkie said. Jimmie, maybe you can get in touch with Neil, some how, (not through Boni, it doesn't work, that is the last resort) I bet if Neil knew your song he would sing it. My favorite part is the line about the Corn cob. but I like corn, so that wouldnt borther me if I had to eat that, presonally.

Oh yes Twinkie I like penguins, I bet you Bill didnt do the sugary yet. He seems like he might take a while to get things done.