Acadmy Awards

[jimmie june]

is itonly a coinkydinky that neil hamburgar is doin a show on oscar nite so even if he was nominated for somethin he wunt be able to puck ip his oscar. for the best comedian not in a movie. 2008. he should get a oscar for jugtown an best album of year.

[Pearl]

Neil should make a sound track to a movie, so he can get one ofthem Osgars. Or else he could Act, in one of them, he could play the old man who beats people up to portect his car, or whatever that one movie was a bout. That kind of thing.

[Twnkle]

Neil will porbably be robbed, Again.

I am not sure, i can even watch. It is such a travetsty.

[jimmie june]

my nieghbor said sean pennies was so danged good as milk. she seen the others too an will see the reader today. she is oscar fan an sees all the movies that gets nommed. i cant contribute to her conversation cause i dint see any of the,m am waintin for netflex to release em tothe public consumption.

i hearf from hollywood insiders that mikey o rourke was boffo an so was franky langella. it fun hearin from hollwyood insiders. like boni if she would eveh connect with this site. did she leave the country or does she have a boyfrien? i take that back. no boy would eveh be her friend cause she got them dogs an she had a chance a love an romance with my friend from the mexican border but she was too busy bein busy. if you know what i mean.

[Heath Legere]

what the hell am I going to do with a academy awards? I am fucking DEAD...please give it to someone else. Even if you declare me the winner I won't know abouut it.

[Jett travolyat]

I think it's possibly a great idea to go aheasd and give my dad John Travolta a n honorary Oscar because I, his only son, died a few weeks back,, it might help him that would be considearate of eveyone please help

[Paul Newman]

I know for a fact I'll be getting some sort of ovation, a good tribute tonight.

[Sandersgirls]

In all honesty, without any doubt, Neil Hamburger could be the best oscars host ever. With his knowledge of celebrities and his (sometimes) subtle way of addressing their specific (and funny) faults...it could be incredible. For him to work a room WITH half the people in his material actually there...it would be amazing. ...If he can host a drunken spelling-bee, then the oscars should be a walk in the park. Last year's oscars were hosted by (my fellow) Australian Hugh Jackman...just in case anyone not in Australia was wondering...in Australia, we think he is an embarrassment...same as Nicole Kidman...and most other Aussies. Simon Baker (The Mentalist) is okay at the moment...Russell Crowe was good in Gladiator...Dame Edna is great...Sam Worthington from Avatar is someone to be very proud of...although he was born in England. Speaking of which...is everyone aware the America's Funny Man Neil Hamburger was born in....Australia ?!!...yes he was, in Darwin...up the top of Australia...near the USA...

[Richard Christ]

How come Neil don't talk with Aussie accent? His sexy wife do. I think Neil would be a great Oscare host but more than that I wish he would be in movies, and win academy award his self. I seen neil on a tim and eric show one time and all he said was "exx actly"..or something, right at the end.

[asshole]

Neil must have been hoisted away from there, still in swaddling clothes.

It would be grat if Neil displayed his depth of emotion, on the lardge silver screen, for the masses, everyone would weep, and change their ways, from the lessons learnt

[Sandersgirls]

I remember that when Clark Gable missed out on the Oscar for Best Actor in Gone With The Wind, despite his wonderful performance, people said it was because the character of Rhett Butler was close to Clark Gable's real-life personality and character...so it wasn't much of a stretch for him as an actor. I would put Neil Hamburger and Clark Gable in exactly the same boat when it comes to acting. Two equally great performers/actors...but with Neil, we have to understand there has been a lifetime of extreme emotion. Marriage, a daughter, spousal infidelity, a messy divorce, depression, disease. Highs and Lows of emotion. ...and all the time, while making America and the World laugh, with around 400 bookings per year. Neil Hamburger has had such a colorful and sad life, that I doubt they would give him an Oscar, because he has lived through almost every role they could cast him in. HOWEVER, if he chose to get off the Pizza Parlor comedy circuit and in to Hollywood, I'd say he'd be a shoe-in for awards such as screen-play, best comedy etc. I would love to see him get a best actor Oscar, don't get me wrong. Time will tell, but for now, all Neil can do is carry the torch for Mr Gable and the great actors that precede him.

[Twinkle on red carpet]

That asshole sound pretty deep.

Yes, its true, Sadners Girl, & Other Movie Lovers, neil would certainly be a credit to the Indsutry, & grace the SLiver Screen, with his Thesbian presence. But Im afraid HollyWood mite be to Solde Out, with nespotism, & gladhandling, to give him the Brake he & the worlde, deserve.
If Neil was realted to someone, Important, that mithe help. Or produce his own company, like Spiderman.
Do Neil know Emma tomson? i think shes from some where, over there. She do fancy movies sometime, equal to Neil Talents.
:-*Or amybe Benny Hill.

Christ, I think neil could do that weird accent, or learn it, like Merl streepalways do, from his Sexy Wife, or Corcodile Dundee, or dead crocodile guy (tv), , if he need to, for the roll.