Neil is Due

[Texas]

Neil is due to visit where I live., I think. It has been too long, that last time he was here it was stupid, that was just a stupid place and stupid time. I would like to see anorther Neil Hmburger show where it is not like you are running in a stampede with the wiled Buffaloes, in the dust bin of America, or whatever it is called,.

[Arizone]

it only right texas that neil comes to your towne. soon. maybe astin or san antonoi but i dunt think no one plays san antonoi an i dunt know why. becase theres no audiences, eh? but s a do have the pioneer mills which makes the best biscuits makins in the world. an the pioneer gravvy is to die about. it make me carazy thinkin about it. no one sell pioneer gravey in arizone so have to send away for it. to san santonio. where neil neveh plays. cos no audiences there.

[Houston Problem]

What is tarnation is "Mangoe's"?

It sounds like some kind of Comedy club.


We were sickened to see that local 'comedians' will be opening for Neil here in Texas, in place of the old musical acts of days of yore.

Neil is the only funnyman, not these other bozos!!!!!

First we had to sit through Red Eye to see Neil, and now THIS!??

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[Boni Jergen]

Neil needs to do a show in Mesa, arizona, or Apache Junction, arizona, or Gilbert. I would presonally be able to make sure at Least 200 people came, where I work I could tell all the costomers.

[jose josse]

neil necesita perform in mejico o en la frontera de mejico. he alwyas there in mesa boni y he need to move to otro cities. cottonwood sedona camp verde o the casino on i19 would be bueno. yo thought you had inside track with neil hmburger! you tell him where to play in arizona. you making it sound like you have no conecion with him. anymore. maybe he not returning your calls??

[jimmie june]

neil is showin in portlandy oregon tonite accordin to his schedule. portland is happenin city filled with great kooks. i lved in the area an would still be there but the rain bout killed me.

[pearl]

That sounds nice, Jimmie. I'm glad you didn't die in the rain.

[rapiste]

How is Neil going to compete with this?
www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/05/22/mary-kay-letourneau-hosts_n_206749.html

[Hippie hater]

Go Neil!
Knock those dirty Portland hippies dead!

[taters]

Neil, if they are hippies you should let them live but if they're gutterpunks, they need to die more. gross

[Hippie]

I agree with taters.

[Texas]

I would like to take this opportu7nity to think Neil for coming here, to Texas, it is very much appreciated, from the bottom of our sad yellow heart

[sushi]

better yellow heart than yellow teeth.