NEIL HAMBURGER ON YOUR TELEVISION TONIGHT

[NonBoni]

Fans of Neil,
I have been led to believe that NEIL HAMBURGER will appear, tonight, on the televison program entitled FREE RADIO on VH1 channel. I still am not sure if that is true, but if it is, the show will begin approximately one half hour from the time of this posting.

Yours,
Someone who is Not Boni

[Pearl]

That was hilarious! Thanks non-Boni.

(also I seen it's on again in a hour,) (for your infromation)

[jose josse]

eet is true onon- bononi! and pearlee. i seen its on this weekend a few times i hope to catch it at 8am sat. eef its good then i will watch it agan and agan. could be as good as watcheeng tiger woods.

[Angus]

What is this? Now we're resorting to getting our info from "non-Boni" sources? Boni, if you weren't so busy giving innocent children rabies and scrubbing lard stains and encrusted refried beans from your panties, you could be here to provide a valuable service to fans of Neil Hamburger! This is ridiculous.

[Jose Josse]

angoose you dunt know if them refrieds was in bononis underwares. it is possible tho. if she really working for green burritos. and carlsjr (one of 10 worst fas foods in the us of a cos of all the fat in there burger.)

i canot get excited about bonoi cus she is such a loooser. you duntleaf your fan baser memberf who love neil hambrgers drying in th windstorm. todie.l to be depresed. to be hungary. to pet wild dingos. you cant leave neils fans in the effing lurch bonoi. you are a mean bee atch.

[Good Grief Counselour]

There is a lot of death on this website. From windstorms. From Serious Person's finger & cocaine (on Where's Boni?). From Dingoes & bad burritos.

It's a good thing they might replay this episode of Neil tonight. It will help all those who are grieving to deal with their losses.

[serious sadfacehead]

Jose, Good grief, etc, was you all caught in a windstorm too? I could not believe the wind. I was at a funeral that day, and the wind was more than I ever seen, nor felt, the rocks was pelting themselfs accrost my bear leggs, it hurt my ears inside, the cold wind, we stood there and couldnt even here the preacher talking, he was saying something, i don't know what it was, the coffin had fish on the sides of it, like they was jumping out of the waters, the wind was so cold, the flowers on all the graves was loosed and flying everywhere, that was crazy, even the gigantic cross that is made of iron looked like it would blow over, everyobody got out of its way, I aint never even been a burial that didnt have some kind of freakish weather, the gods is pissed, seems like,
I hope you all are safe inside shelter from that

[Jose Josse]

whoa seriousadface!!! you can write words like nobo dys bidness! you are maravilloso! fishes on side of coffin like they was jumpeeng out. a dios! wow. you must have a hi paying wage for you litierary events. like the posting you made on this mesage board. you are increible!

goof grief counselor you are what this board needs. porfessional guidence thru our grief over bonoi jergin. you can tell us. about the stages of grief. i know anger is one of em. grrrrr.

[Twinke]

Do Neil eat burritos?
Anguss said thay use lard, in them. That is aminal fat. Not vengetarian.
Do any one know which fast foods has a vengetarian burrito?
Do Taco Bell do that?

I seen Neil on the re run! He was funny, how he would not get off that chair. And told that radio guy how to do it better. That is a good show! Thanks you, NotBoni, for telling about that.

[Jose Josse]

si, neil was funny. on that show. i thought he looked more younger. looked 10 yeres younger. he needs a tv sho of his own omeday. algun dia. then he could tours 300 days per ano and do his tv show 60 days per ano. it mifght give him a break form the road. traveling lifes hiways. bighways. detours and road maps.

[serioussadhappyperson]

Hello everyone, greetings. I have just witnessed the miracle of life - a baby being born! There has been a death and a birth all in one week, many tears have been shed, lots of emotions and things
Everyone, gather everone you love around you and be happy for your life
Amen

[Jose Josse]

gracias seriousadhappy for your wishes. it es dificil to see a death y un navidad in same week, but es giving hope. with the birth. es miracle. you are fortunate person serisadhappy to have lovedones near who can share your grief y joy. we are never alone. amen tambien.

[Twinkled speech]

This is a happy occasion, calling for solemn solemnity & extra speeches.
Jose Josse is like the preacher, who speaks the innernational lagauge of love. It almost like you could hear him, like Ricky Ricardo, or Ricardo montelbond.
I am glad for the babies being borned seriousadhappy! Babies are always cool! But not groanedups.

I think this baby will turn out to be a good people, & cool
Instead of a asshole, which is always a trajedy. For this worlde. :-
If you can send a pixture of that fined baby, or a artists rending, we could admire it, from a far.

[Sandersgirls]

This may be old news and everyone already knows it. ...but I was just watching the wonderful 90's TV show "Mr Show" with Bob Odenkirk and David Cross. I am 99% sure that in series 3, when Bob comes out, he points in to the audience and says "Neil Hamburger", as though Neil Hamburger is in the audience. Did I hear correctly ? ...this is 1997 or earlier...just as Neil's career was starting out.

[hunky dory time will tell]

Nothing from the 90s is old news.