PEarl GOts Talent

[TWinkle]

PEarls did you see where famous composers. Besides Neil, was on here?

Yes, we should do that ablum, for The Cause. Maybe the World would Change, For the Better, if they heared it.
I would not use those machines, to change your vouice, It always sound funny, & you will sound like Paris Hilton, or Cher. I like it oh naturel!
You should post it, so we can hear you singing that song of always loving the person. :-*Even when they suck.

[notalent Pearl]

Twinkie, don't it stink when you Love some body and they are just a crack head like Bobby Brown, and only cared about their own terrible carrear?

I will look for that tape and post it, here. It's really funny.

[TWinksle]

YEs, PEArls, it is terribull.
That happened to me, onced. When I known someone who thought they was famous .

Thay was all stalking me & then when they change there mind they pulled out there possey. Who was a bunch of wimps & kissassers. >:(To stalk me. Becuz he find a new band lady, to stalk & be more famous.

I dont hold no grudges though. Thats how some of them types is.

Not like Neils fans, who loves Neils talent , but dosent make you sick about it. Neil is not In It for the Fame. he is In It for the Art, & the Money. ;)If he ever gets any. :'(But I think you do have talent peatrls. I would not worry about singeing too much. Look how them funny songers like Springssteen still does it. Or MaryAnne Faithfull. They just singe any way.

[Pearl]

Twinkle, you be carefull of them stalker types, they's all Over the place these days. expecially on the innernet. this board expecially.

Did you get stalked by famous people too? That's better if theyre famous, because the losers more scary when they stalked you. the ones that has no jobs or nothing, so they can sit outside the places you go, to, all day, and wait there on the bench like some kind of creep-o.

They need to get lifes.

Twinkle, do you play music maybe you can do our song that we write, for Neil, and preform, for the proceeds etc.

(I could sing back-up, but I don't know if my voice is stronge enough, for the lead vocal.)

[Twinkle Ready]

Pearls,
Yes We Can, Do the song of Neil, for The Cause. I will sing that song, in any key. Ebony or ivory.
We can record it & divide the proceeds amongst those in need ( Neil, you, me, Jimmi June, Jose Jose, & Boni).

Whoever wants to Worke on the songe, or the ablum, contact us & we will consider your comtribution, If you play cowbells, or tamborines, even, You may be needed.
Today will be the day for drinking & readying for the song,. It could be mariachi, waltz, or hardcore speed metal, which ever works best.

[jimmie june]

thank you tinkles for shairin the money with me an the rest. i wanna help you an pearls make beautiful musice. i can whistle an play the castanets for your song. if that would help. i betcha jose josse would do a desi arnaz thing with some spanglish an frilled shirt. backin you an pearls up. in the backgroun. you 2 will be the stars. it gets betteh all the time.

boni could be the ticket seller. if she wans to helpp.

[Twinkle]

Jimmi Junem
I am so gladd that you are ready, & have inlisted in the cause. Your castinets will come in handy when its time for the rhythim sextion. Not many people can play those right.
Everone, stay Postivie, we wille do this project!!! 8- )

I was not on here, yestersy, becauz I have given strict intrsuctions: Do not Let me Oute of here, no matter how much I [plead, & scream, & cry. And claw at the doors or my eyeballs.
Untill I have written the "Song For Neil."

Or if I half to go the the bathroom. Im on a break right now.

[help Twinkle]

has any body noticed, how hard is it to rhyme Hamburger? With anything?

[Pearl]

Maybe you have to just make up a word.


Yamburglar?

Hamsugar?

[Twinkles Block]

Do you think Neil would consider, changing his laste name, just for the song?
It could be just a handle, or a nicked name.
like Puff Diddy, who is always changing his name. Like comedian formerly known as Neil, Hamburger. , or Chris gaines,

May be hot dog? Or fat back ?

I will keep working on it, & rhyme it. I guess it would be wrong, to mess with the success, of the Hamburger brand name empire.
It would be too comfusing, to change all the products, & fruit cocktale.
I'm sorry, to suggest it. Neil knows best. I have rhymede everthing else, The songe is al,most comnplete. Don't worry, we will have a golde record n=very soon.

[pearlgrey]

Maybe you could call him N-Hammy. ?

I always thought Neil should change his name to Neil Cutlet!

[Not Twinkle]

Pearls.
That is a wonderful idea, for an extra name. :-*I hope Neil reads this board, to he can use it in an emergency.
Also, if he shoulde get in trouble with the Law, it is a goode idea to have a alias.

(P.S> Hi Pearls!! Hi Jimmi June! Hi Jose!!!This is Twinkle.
Not Twinkle is a alias, for Twinkle)

[Pearl]

Twinkle, i would have never knewn it was you. Also, if Neil's career gets really bad, or he gets too embarrassed, he could change the name.