neil washin winders

[jimmie june]

hey pearls & tinkles & everone. i saw this on neils myspace an wanted to post it here. i hop it int a rumour or a lie. the guy posted it tho. he dint say if he was drinkin. but to think of neil washin winders for peanuts or pissin off drivers is so depressin an it tells me his carrer is in jepordy. here the quoite, tell me what you think.

i think i might have seen you washing car windows at a busy intersection in detroit a few weeks ago. i didn't say anything cause i didn't want to embarrass you or on the other hand make you think you were too legendary or nothin'.....

mebbe he was tryin out new material on captivo audienceVIRUS

[Twinkle NO]

that quote make no sense, Jimmi June. VIRUS VIRUS VIRUSOf course neil is a legend. people writes songs about him. People buys his fruit cocktale. All the imitaters try to steal his material (Carrot Top, Clunt )
People die laughing, from his shows. Or from his sex appeal. You cant do that in heavy traffic.

If Neil ever wash windows, it would be for Charity, or to get in Touch with The People.
Neil is a great man. Who is also Humble.

(Those are some of the lyrics, in my speech, of the New Songe, but not in rhyming order . Once the Cause songe hits the streets, Neil will be Knighted, by the Queen, for the act of Giving, if she still alive. but it will not Change him, I think)

[Pearl MAYBE]

I don't know, they have a Mall here, and in the parking garage there is a place where someone will warsh your car, while you going shopping, and my boyfriend said he thought he seen Neil waxing a balck BMW, in his tuxedo. I don't know if that's true or not .

[Ralf Machio]

That can't be true. Neil Hamburger can wash cars, but he can't wax them. It's above his skill level.

[TW Inkle]

Pearls, If your boyfriend seen it, I guess it could be possible, that it was a Neil Im-personator.
There is a lot of that starting to happen, like it did with Elvis, especilayy in the Los Vegas areas.

Or, its possible, that your boyfrined could be lying, to cover up an In Discretion. , I hate to brong that up on you Pearls, who is so sweet :-*and NEVEr deserves it.
:'(but I seen it on Dr. Phil, Where that happens someitmes,

Or maybe it was Neil, that he seen. After all.

[Pearl devastated]

WHHATT!!VIRUSVIRUS!11??!

My boyfriend is cheating on meVIRUSVIRUS?

[jammie june]

no tinkles, there is no truth to taht whasoeveh! no truth! pearls boyfriend is true blue achoo! him an pearls have a real love that transendes the earth an goes aroun the universe. please do not upset pearls cos she got enoff worries with boni bein a pig an all. she has to run this site by heself since boni aint around. an she dunt get paid. in money. in nothin. boni is a cheap bitch who wont give pearls the time of day. it brakes my heart.

[TWinkle]

This is a terrible sintuation, that poor Pearls has heared these falsified romours, about her boyfrined.

It turns out, that Dr.Phil had made the whole thing up, just for ratings, to jerk everbodys chain. And to compete with Tyra & Orprah.

I am sorry, that I fell for it Pearsl, & Pearls boyfreind, Please accept my heart flet Apoplogies; I have learnt my lessons, never to tell rumours, or to ever watch that stupid fat Dr.Phil again.

He will half to answer to me, & Jammie, if he ever hurt peartls again, with his viscous lies!

I guess Neil really is warshing windows, for extra hope & change.

[jammie june]

poor lil tinksle, so upset at bein lied to by the media outlets. it a hard lesson to learn, huh? i stilll learnin it! but my medium that lies to me is the freakin radio. i buhleev everthin & 75% is lies.

tinkles what is pearls boyfriend s name? is he diamonds? they would go together like pnut butter & jelly, huh? diamonds an pearls?

so pearls dont fret about diamonds bein unfaithful. he love you an go together with you.

it was all a trap made by dr phillis. he has been a wife beater anyway say the natlional tabs. how can he have any creeedence when he beats his wife? at least orpah dunt conceal her lesbianism. she is honest. an so is ellen. but we jus cant believe everthin they say or we may spout gibberish. which none of us do, huh?

[Pearl possilbly]

Jimmie June, U R the most sweetest person on the whole universe!!!!!! Jimmie's kindness travels around the universe and back , stopping briefly to go around Boni , (who Jimmie called a bitch! Boni, you are in trouble, Jimmie hardley never curses! ) :-

You guys, I seen on tv where you can plant a GPS tracking devise on your boyfried, so i did that , and the triangiulars shows, the worst thing he has did yet, was to stop at the drive-thru for the Taco Bell

Twinkle, you cannot believe a word that Mr. Phil says, like Jimmie says, or if what he said was true, that is because them people on that show are RETARDED, those people are so confused they can't even put there pants on the morning withought screwing that up some how. Those people are idiots, I had a hard time feeling sorry for their Trials, an d Tribulations, when they brung all that on themselfs , as punishment, for being such a stupid ass hole.

Will keep you posted on my boyfriend's wehearbouts 24/'7!

[twinkled]

Jimmi Juned, I did not know that Dr. Phill was a lesbean, but I can belive it, now that you told me.

Orprah has a lot of nerve tlaking to us about how to behave, when she gos around fighting with Gay-le, in public & beating up her butler!
They had to be e victed from sevral night clubs, I heard.

Perals, can you attach that de vice right to the boyfreind, or do you half to put it on there car? VIRUS:-/
It seem better if it on the freind, that way they cant fool it.

Im not sure I belive in spying, like that. It sound hrad, to keep up with. Does it invade any privatcy?
Does any1 hear no how to spy on BOni, to find out, what she has done, with her grave reponsibility, of this board?