WHERE IN EFFIN HELL IS BONI?

[jimmie june]

i feel like neil when he sang Recyclcle Bin!!! this is the swearin version!!

[Pearl distappointed]

Jimmie, I really think she might of died. SOmeone told me that Neil told them he thought she died. Boni is made of solid stock, though so I doubt she died of anything yet.

One thing is for sure, she gave up this board. Oh well. I wish some one else would sign up, also, since there is only 3 of us one here.

[jammie june]

how kin we advertise this board to bring in more lovers of neil hamburger? should we go onface books or twetter? tellin folks to come one come all write a message have a ball! an then you could put some of your grrrrreeeeeaaaaatttttt fotoes of neil or animales like you do so well. pearls we cant give up on this site.let boin lead her hamstrung tawdry life. we dunt knead her. the dogs do.

[Pearl good idea]

Maybe we could make one of them "Samwhich signs", and wear that, on the street corner.

[gave up]

I seen Neil on tweeter and he aint post much, like you're supposed to (not), but it wouldnt help much with the advertisement.

All is lost, maybe we should gave up a long time a go.

[Twinkle Inspiredational]

:oWhat on earth is worng, everone?! VIRUS
Where is your team spirits?!

Everone with any sense knows this is the best board ever. people is prolly intimated, to write on it, becuz of Neils Comedy Zingers & his sensual Mystinque.
I seen how many readers there is, on these topics, Thousands if not hundreds. Maybe they are in awed.
And Pearls & Jammie. How can you forget that just last week there was composers on hear. of the highest order? I think they will be back, to carry on there feud. It seem serious, crossing the bounds of time & space.Do not dispair.
We all miss Boni , but she is prolly gone. now, To a better place.
(Not a better boaird tho becuz there is none. )

[pearl trying to help]

Hrrrmm.. I don't know Twinklie, you allmost has me convinced, that's true this is the bestest board on Earth, but is that saying much? All of them orther ones sucks even worst, you'd think they wouldnt but they do, i dont know why, what can you do?its like all of them asleeping, or they got hit over the head with a plank ,

I promise I will mail one penny to everyone who posts on this barod, do it, this is not a pyrmid scheme, you dont have to pay nothing, that's all i can think of to help

pay pal, if you have that, post here with your e mail address you will receive one cent in your acct.

[Twinkle dis mayed]

We m,ay as well face the facts, that Boni has moved on, In Search Of greener pastures. which do not exist.
She may be doing carrot Tops :Pwebsite, or Dame Cooks, ::)thinkgin it will lead to more "followers", of the Culte. With there purple robes & teniis shoes. And Stupid bad jokes about men & women .
I hate to think, she was a fair weather freind, after all along.

Pearls, Neil should get some of those ice creams trucks with speakers, that yell at people to get on here. Altso he should put the boards up Higher on the List on the 1st page.
Those are my m,arekting suggestions. Tell Neil right away. It could mean millions in revenew.

[twinkle correction]

Since Neil is a vengetarian, he should get frozen tofu dessert treat trucks,in stead,

[ice cream Pearl]

Do Neil eat coconut malk ice cream? I just discovered that recently and it is bad because I never ate much ice cream un till I found that , it is so tasty and also has a lot of Fiber.

[pearl questioning everything]

I am afraid that Neil do not encourage this site, because of Boni, and how she talk about them dogs all the time. I heard that he read this board one time and couldn't find any info about his self, he heard about how Bananas ate Glass, and then lost interest.

[Boni Jergen]

I didn't Die or any thing, You people don't realize how much Work it takes , to raise 2 Dogs, and also run this Mesage Board, some times I am busy working at Work, or else the Dogs. I will try to post more but thanks to all the Gold Medal people that post on here so often to save the Board from being Shut Down, Neil propably would thank you too, if he Knew,

[pearlgrey]

I heard no one has talked to Boni for a while, but they found this note on her apartment door.
?? ?? VIRUS

[pearl]

I wonder who is Dirty Lady #1?

[Twinkle]

Pearl, it is like, You are Reading my minde.

I was wondering, that same thing.