Do neil Play Golf?

[Twinkle Interested]

Do Neil Play Glof?

What is Neils Handicapp?

[Twinkle]

P.s. I do not like golf.

I'm sorry, for typing it.

[pearl]

I don't know if Neil plays golf, but if I had to guess, I would say, "No."

A. I don't think he has the patience for it. They say that golf is a relaxing sport, but actually it can make you very angary, if things don't go right. I think they only meant it was relaxing because they did it to get away from their Wife.
B. It is too hot to play golf in a tuxedo.
C. Bad for the environment

But don't you think Neil would look handsome in them checkered knickers? and the hat?

[pearl]

[pearlgrey]

I have taken the liberty of drawing a mock-up of what Neil would look like as a golfer.








(also, notice it took 8 minutes. i could make 100 of these!)

[TWink le]

Pearl, Are you STILL reading it? (my mind).

because You said all the reasons why I do not like it. Even the evironment, because they used so may petsticides, on them. And it hurts everyone, especially dogs or babies who might want to play it.

Also, there is all that Walking, in the sun, in the tuxedo, :PAnd also I thinkt they should ride to the holes on a horse, for more excitement.
I wonder in Scottland do they use all the chemicals or do they just let it go naturel?

[pearlgrey]

Riding horses! That would be wonderful!
I don't know about in scotland if they used fertilizers, or if they just used beer, and Hate.

[person of Interest]

I know that people make good fertilizer.

I seen it on forensic files.

Yes, neil does look very fetching in checkers & Argyle.

[true art critic]

I like the art i seen on this page. It is true art. Pearls you art amazing with your creations. Thank you for pepping up this board. It would be so drab without you talents.

I got a new word from urbandictionary.com. It is genpop. I will use it whenever i can. it means a large bunch of people, huge bunch, like in a prison yard, people you dont want to associate with. short for general population.

[Phil Mickelson]

I agree with tac. Pearls is a true talent, like Manet, or Monet, or one of those types.
Pearl I've been meaning to thank you for that picture of the golf dog. :-*It is so rare that an artist appreciates golf, much less dogs who play golf.
Sure, there's been a lot of art involving dogs who play poker, but everyone knows how ridiculous that crap is!
Dogs always show their hands; they don't know how to bluff.

BTW, tf, I do not hate tiger. Please do not malign my good name on this fine board.

[Twinkle Informitive]

I can't believe that Boni was right, about the dangers of golf.

news.aol.com/article/puppy-eats-golf-balls/526071

[Boni Jergen]

I Told you so, those were ROttweilers , like my Dogs, that Breed loves the taste of Golf balls, maybe it is the rubber inside it? Bananas has Chewed up a Spare tire we were keeping in the living room here (Good Year brand), it took him a long time to eat through it but he did, that is some Thick rubber, a Golf ball would not stop a Dog who has his mind set on it! That's why you have to Love a Dog,,they would do what ever they wanted if only we could all Live that way

[cy]

Yeah, if only we could all live that way. I could really use a big rubber tire to just gnaw on all the live-long day.