I Love Neil Hamburger

[I Love Neil Hamburger]

I love Neil!

That is all!

[Pearl]

I agree with you. This is the type of post this board needs more of!

[Wrong]

Garbage Lady,
That seem kind of harsh. You must of got up on the wrong side of the dumpster. You might of caught a disease, youserlf, from all that Garbage, Lady.

Neil should not get raped. That is wrong, & in poor taste.
You need to Clean Up your Acte, Sister. You need to wake up & smell the Roses,or the Coffee!!!

[marfa]

I have had another dream about Neil Hamburger. He was no longer performing as himself, Neil Hamburger, but had decided to 'switch things up', to stay frash, and was dressed up in a oversized muppety HR Puffenstuff-type Carrot Top costume. The head with the orange ringlets of hair sprouting off of it was just huge. He had turnt to physical comedy and was doing flips and landing flat on his back. I was horrifyed but the people was all still laughing and enjoying that show. He told some horrible jokes, which I won't repeat here. One of them was "my wife made me sleep on the couch last night and when i woke up, the cat had ___ on my ____" . it is not fit to repeat.
I'm sorry I dreamed that. There was about 12 other vivid epic dreams last night too. I woke up yelling "Fuck you, Bill!" Must of been the Pills.