Board Gone

[Twinkle Am Legend]

It appear to be true, what I had heard about the goverment, & this borad.

Boni gone.
Pearl gone, Jimmi June gone, Jose Josse gone, Sander Girl gone, Kwefe gone, Them doggs gone, Even Clunt.
Gone.
It may be bc Neil is now said to be hanging with a Bad Element, of RockStars, & other "Entertainers" Maybe gone to the Other Side.

Twinkle last to survive. Omega Twinkle, Last Twinkle on Earth (these baords)

[jimmie june]

twinkly i am still here with you but nothin is goin on for me to talk to you about. it spring an the outdoors calls us. to be there. in th sun with the birds an wabbits.

i dint here that neil went to the other side. when did he go there an is he comin back. what rock stars? i heard nothin about ths.

to busy outdoors. in the spring time with the birds. an the poeple. hummin song of joy. look like neil goin to canda for some shows. tht good, they speak englich an french. como we talk ingles y espanol. do niel tell jokes in french? it is hi larios no matter what langage. we all know the langage of laffter.

[Sandersgirls]

Sandersgirls is still here...but I wrote all my thoughts about Neil and nobody really responded... ...and I don't have much to add to the non-Neil subjects. If fans want to discuss Neil, I am all for it. I check the boards every day. I just got a copy of "Mock-stars"...which has a large chapter on Neil Hamburger...it gives a great insight in to his origins and history.

[jimmie june]

sandy i read that mock stars esp the ch on neil. it was so durn good i couldnt put it down i read about some o trhe others but they wunt interesante as neil.

its good that twinkes has support from you an yo sissy. an me. an pearls but pearls prolly went to the movies or to work or to bed or to dindin. or vacation. we know that boni dunt give a tinker's damn about this boarr but the fan basers care. did you eveh see neil in person , preformin? he takes you breath awaywith his jokes. the laffs neveh stop.

[Sandersgirls]

Hi jimmie june, good to know someone else enjoyed Mock Stars. Have I seen Neil ? YES ! 4 times doing his stand-up and once co-hosting a drunk spelling bee. I plan to see him every time he comes to my home town from now on. He's signed many items for me and has been very nice and very funny off stage. I am trying to collect all his CD's, merchandise and magazine interviews, I have about 50 items. It's a good collection to have, because almost everything he says is funny ..and all his photos are pretty funny too. I just hope he continues to grow in popularity and exposure. ...he really could be The World's Funnyman. He is the funniest comedian I have ever seen or heard of. Regards, Sandersgirls

[pearl]

I love this biard, Jimmie June, and Twinkle are the heart and soul of this board, and SangersGirls is the status of #1 Fan, or 3 or 6 in ranking. Boni is dead, you all, I'm sorry to say it's probalbly true, Neil went to DarkSide, most likely, jimmi's right, i went on permanent vacation in the ether, This is a computer, hope he's ok, clunt and carrot top probably imploded

[pg]

Alright, it's true, this board has died! because no one has spoken and now i feel stupid!

[jimmie june]

peals, you had a vacation, huh? any o them cute drinks with the umbrella stickin up? in the ether. do it smell like ether. there. i say welcom back, pearls. UR2gd2B4gotten. warns us next time you leaf so we will be prepared.

twinklie you are still with us bc of you creativity. with your nme. you speak you mind thru your name. it makes the fanbase anxious to read your writins bc of how you sign on.

sandy you are so litrate for this board an we need your ramblins. thank ya for bein here an makin us think. about neil. an his joke about there dead fathers foreskin. you brin it all home for us fans.

[Spring Twinkle]

Oh Holy Tarnation Good Lord In Heaven Above!
what a relieve to fined this board still a live. With hope, and the Promise of Spring.
Jimmi june your right, it is Outside Time, Open Window time, let in the insects, hear the birds sing the song of Spring.

I prolaby had overreacted. I had thought it was just me & Burrito, the glofing dog, left on this board.

Pearls, Happy Ether!! Im glad you have a vacation. Times is hard, you have to use those, while you can
Sanders Girl, I will read that book. It sound intelligent, to like Neil.
I never heard the one Neil tell about the foreskin.
Do Neil perform at Bris... es?

[jimmie june]

that a great one tinkley! about the brises. i seen the bris episode on seinfield other wise i wunt know what a bris is.

one o neils jokes do have to do wiht sandersgirls an a body part. you will see the joke next time you see niel. mebbe on you tube they might have it. seach for sanders girls on you tube. you will either get sik or laff yer sox off.

[jimmie june]

sandy i rally like the caps on why! jus like neil was sayin it himself. bc i think about that joke an neveh order kfc chicken any more. but i do like the cole slaw. an the biscuits w/honey.

[Twinkle Also]

SanderGirled.
I had meant to thank You, for them jokes. About Your Mother.
And altso for them Food Advisories.
Its so true, now thesedays you cant be too careful, there putting all sorts of things in your food it would kill you, if you ate like that!