New Neil Jokes??

[Maeve]

hi, I was wondering if we can look forward to any new Neil records or jokes? He relies on the same jokes for years on end...but they always work, you know. Personally I've always wanted to hear some Tony Rich project jokes, but Neil never really mocks the R&B crowd.

[Starstruck]

OHNO I cant believe I nvere knew theres a SpongeBob , like that! I think that person you metion is one of Neil Managers.
Where could we see that?
That is one of the best show on TV. that is some thing, tob e proud of.
Spongebob is one of our best role model alive today, for the children. Hes kined & helpful. usually.
Unlike Robin William. I hear hes not nice, to animals.
But thats jut s arumour,so I dont spread that around.

[Sandersgirls]

Sponge-Bob "Truth or Square" is available to buy on DVD. ...and it's fairly cheap, as it's a children's show...has an interesting cameo in it...

[Sandersgirls]

Probably my favorite Neil Hamburger joke is the one that basically goes: "Why did two teenage boys wait in the holding tank of a chemical toilet for several hours ?" ...and the answer is..."Because they wanted to meet Aerosmith" ...I told someone they other day and they thought it meant something different from me. I thought it meant that the best place to find old rockers like Aerosmith, would be in the most dark, disgusting place imaginable. ...but my friend thought it was because their career is "in the toilet" ...so, does anyone have an opinion ?

[thats a riddle]

Because Aerosmith is a turd!
VIRUS VIRUS VIRUS VIRUS VIRUS VIRUS

[ralphie]

Well, here's one for 'ya - the first time neil's daddy blew a load up his ass, did it give him the runs? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! ;D