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Post by peda on May 27, 2010 3:19:04 GMT -5
Neil is a vegan and does not eat feet or eggs. I think he can eat pickles, unless the brine contains petroleum. The question is whether he would want to.
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Post by Pearl on May 27, 2010 23:42:46 GMT -5
I don't eat bacon. I will not eat bacon. That is the most grossest food type in all the world.
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Post by Bacon on May 28, 2010 2:48:37 GMT -5
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Post by Pearl on May 28, 2010 2:57:34 GMT -5
Forget it! You can't convince me, Bacon. Don't you have enough glory already? You are the most grossly (literally) overrated food thing in the world of man. I WILL NOT BE SWAYED!
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Post by Francis Bacon on May 29, 2010 1:07:33 GMT -5
My Dearest Pearl, A prudent question (such as "Do Neil eat pickles?") is one-half of wisdom, but A man that studieth revenge keeps his own wounds green. Can we not find some common ground in our love of Sir Neil Hamburger's wit, & thus lay old grievances to rest? Yours Sincerely, FB
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Post by Pearl on May 29, 2010 1:24:17 GMT -5
Oh, FRANCIS Bacon! Pardon me, sir. I was referring to the burnt sodium-brined dirt-skin that comes off of a pig's back, or wherever. I guess you're OK. (you're no Shakespeare or anything) Unless you are that other Francis Bacon, who painted those scary Ghost Pope paintings. Those are scary looking
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Post by Sir F Bacon on May 29, 2010 1:34:30 GMT -5
Thank You, Most Gracious Lady Pearl, for your merciful assessment. I do apologize for urging the execution of Mary, Queen of Scots. In retrospect that was most uncharitable of me. Also unChristian, especially considering my BigTalk. However I maintain that Wikipedia is an unreliable biographical source overall, & that I was not, stricitly speaking, a pederast (SOME of that stuff was legal back then). I agree with you whole-heartedly about the meat of the pig, the preservatives--nitrates, or is it trites. etc.? I can never remember. Also I disdain artifical sweeteners & am in an uproar over hexane. Why does sugarfree-gum taste so good but anything besides true cane or honey in tea tastes abominable? (Perhaps Neil could use this as a joke. His delivery could make all the difference). ;D Also, does anyone know who won Idol? I missed the finale.
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Post by PEarl on May 29, 2010 2:14:22 GMT -5
I don't watch it, Sir. I think Patrick Swayze won.
Have you tried agave nectar in your tea? It doesn't necessarily have the lower glycemic index as once reported, but it does make a fine sweetener in tea (mostly hot, though I've dropped a couple drops in my jugs of iced and it softens the bitter edge of the tea)
I don't know about your biography, Bacon. But if you invented Bacon, the fat-strip, that could turn out to be worst than child-molesting, as far as crimes against humanity goes. VIRUS VIRUS
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Post by Sandersgirls on May 30, 2010 3:20:23 GMT -5
In Australia at least, DOMINO'S PIZZA have just changed (improved?) the flavour of their pizza sauce...SO Neil Hamburger will possibly have to drop his jokes about...how to stop your dog from licking his balls...and why god invented Domino's Pizza. ...perhaps America's Funnyman is responsible for the change, perhaps one of the Domino's board members went to see Neil's show and decided to taste one of the pizza's...and found out the awful truth.
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Post by pearlco on May 30, 2010 4:05:24 GMT -5
I ate one once, it was in the Florida Keys, which will now soon be a polluted dump, in a very tropical hotel, that twas all you could get at that Hour, I COULD NOT BELIEVE how terrible it was. I had heard the jokes, but was really amazed, seriously, that they would sell a Food that tasted like that. It is like a diaper flavor, I have never ate a diaper, but if it had shit in it, judging by the smell I think the taste would be simular, to that pizza. Has anyone tried their newest sauce? I'm sure it is sooooo much better
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Post by TGI on May 30, 2010 4:18:47 GMT -5
...I don't ever eat at Dominos, I am too busy at TGI Friday's...trying to avoid a stomach-ache before I go out and RAPE. Word up bitches.
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Post by Twinkle on May 30, 2010 7:57:20 GMT -5
I cant eat pizza bc I am intolerant of it. Sometime I use to make soycheese pizza, on spechial bread, till I found out the soy was poison. Now I mite as well eat at dominoe, except they fund :-/mureders, who bomb clinic, I heard. Ot Imite have dream that, in the 80s.One time I had to take care of my freind, who was real sick, & he smell like that, for a couple days (diaper, dominoes, bacon). But then it pass .Sometime U half to firgive that,iof you hleping someone, in meidcal situation, or on the roade, ::)person might not know it. But I wont pay for that. Forget it. You might as well just eat austin cracker, from vender, those taste Ok. or that one candy bar thats all peanuts. Im not into that weird stuff. i heard that writer James Joyce was into that.
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Post by p on May 30, 2010 16:22:51 GMT -5
Twinkle, I am also intolerant of pizza, that is why you have to carry lactodes® pills in your purse at all times, in case pizza is the only other option from starvation. That pill would turn the exploding diaperdroors into a milder, more farting type sensation. I'm sorry I disclosed that infomation to the public. But it is something that has to be dealt with, at some point.
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Post by Pearl on May 30, 2010 16:27:10 GMT -5
Twinkle, I think you neednt worry about the poisons so much. If you purchase "organically produced", you should be ok right? I was reading, and some one said that even though they use the hexanes to separate the curds or whatever, it is still not necessarily present there, in the finished food product. But maybe i just went crazy from eating too many hexanes. I have ate so much tofu and soy milk and soy yogurt and veg buggers, and not dogs, and "chik'n" nuggests in my day, I must have a spine full of hexane by now. We are all going to be poisoned and die. Have a nice day!
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Post by Twinkle Pool party on May 31, 2010 8:21:52 GMT -5
Thank You pearls , for them word of kindness & Reassuance on this Memorila day. I was probaly getting to worryed about them; your right. Those (Hexanes) could be in the spine, or in the brain, then that make you worry to much, & you cant enjoy your picnic. Its best to buy that (orgamic soy hexanes) & then just cook those up on a bun, on grille, add musturd or catchup, or pickle. Sometime you could add more to that, Whatever preferred (no suaerkraut ), & have that poolside, or inpool, wear your beercap, float on tire. If you add guacamoly to picnic, make sure to keep that cool. Those avocadoes are sensitive. PS All Neilfans are invited to cookout at my house, 4:30 (Please BYOP) (Bring your own pool.)(I dont have one)
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