ARIZONA NEIL SHOW ANNOUNCED!

[RyanStamen]

All Neil FANS (jimmie, Sandersgirls, twinkles, etc.) I am happy to hear that Neil will be back at the Yucca Tap Room in Tempe, AZ in October!
The last show there was great -- it was wall to wall fans with people trying to just listen in from the outside because it was so packed. Neil had to have a security escort just to get through the crowd!

If you are in Arizona and want to meet ahead of time to discuss Neil in real life (Boni, jimme, jose, AngieStarr, etc...) let's plan ahead. This WILL be a night to remember!

[pearlgrey]

Ryan, I simply ADORE that there FLYER!!!! Oh my goodness, when I look at that, I can almost understand why Boni says those dogs are the best friends a person could ever have. Is that Bananas?? He is just precious. You can almost forgive him for biting all of Boni's fingers off and trying to kill Marlon that one time.

[pearlgrey]

I have just voted and I think that flyer is so good, I will probably drive 5,000 miles just to see that show.

[RyanStamen]

Thanks, Pearl! I think this is the best flyer since the Phoenix Greyhound Park shows! ;D ;D ;D

If you go the distance to come see Neil, you can stay at our place! We can make it another NEILCON!

But, I'd also understand if you stay with Angie for sex!

[Twinkle Allan Poe]

I agree Pearls, that flyer is so beautiful. I might go buy one of those type dogg,s & bring it to the next Neil show, to whcih, I can make it to.
That's great Ryan, you can tellyour a success when you need portection from the fans, Neil should be SOLD OUT, stnad room only (except for scooters), riots, madhouse!!!
To whom else it may concern:
Some people might think I'm stupid (some poepl had said some of these fans are ) but I am about to quote another great comedian.,. Edgar Allan Po, who was also smart & influence Neil comedy(I think) on Doggs & dogg love:
"There is something in the uinselfish & self-sacrificning love of a brute, which goes directly to the heart of him who has had frequent occasion to test the paltry friendship & gossamer fildelity of mere MAN." (From "The Black Cat")
)Take that, Carrot -Top! Your fan are to stupid to understand that. )

[pearlgrey]

What did that flyer look like? Thanks for the invitation, Ryan, that sound like a Great Party!

[pearlgrey]

Can you all help me with a dog proplem I am currently having? There is one that has moved in next door to me only 48 short hours ago and it has already ruined my life.

[RyanStamen]

Those flyers were great! They were done by a professional artist, not me on a computer!!!! Maybe I can post photos of past Niel shows somewhere, like Sandersgirls suggested YEARS AGO!

[Sandersgirls]

Yes Ryan...please post photos of posters on the boards...maybe just start a new thread "Show Posters" under "Merchandise" ? I could add photos of my 3 or 4 posters. ...and Ryan, PLEASE buy that postage-tube and sell me those spare posters !!! I'd love to have them in my Neil Hamburger Australian museum.

[RyanStamen]

Pearl,
I think you should be patient with the dogs next door. Remember how that son of a bitch Karl Malone treated Marlon and Bananas? I bet if you meet them, you'd love them. All dogs are great!
Except Pit Bulls. Those fuckers will bite your face off!

[Twinkle Captcha]

I read on the infomation page (tour) that Neil is going to be at place called 'Dublind" in "Ireland" soon.
Is is POSSIBLE that someone who gets on here could be from there? VIRUS

Do they have "The Internet"? Yet?

Let's hope they treat our Neil well in that strange land of beer & other beers. It is said that Neil has the Gift of gabbe, which I think is well-received, over there.

[saladsmeister]

That is something I always look forward to, whenever I see Neil preform in my arear, is the new material, which he will undoubtedly produce. But if I were inside Neil's brain, or even in one's own brain, I would imagine that Neil is producing new zingers All the time, probably he comes up with many of them as he is driving through the Dakotas. I think if Neil were on a break at home for too long of a while, he would get possibly get lazy and maybe even lose some of his Inspiration (television can do that, if he watches it). But Neil needs to be at home so he can get good meals. (soup kitchen) I worry about Neil's eating habits on the road. Lord knows, you can't get a decent meal along America's highways and byways for Christ sake.

Neil needs more brain food such as Omega 3 6 9 from nuts and vegetables, so he can write the material.

[jimmie june]

neil is alwy writin new joke for laffs!!! what the hell yu talkn about? you humourless mushroom! the fanbase rekwest the oldies! the rest o them jokes is right out of the CREWATIVE SHOOT!

get an life, loser!

[nitpicker]

I think Jimmie just said she likes the new ones and ALSO the oldies.

[jesse]

no THIS is the problem with these boards!

Everyone here just PRETENDS to like Neil! It's a status symbol. You can display it in your good room.