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Post by RyanStamen on Oct 14, 2010 19:54:57 GMT -5
All, Just to confirm the lineup for Saturday night:
Neil Hamburger JP Incorporated Grave Danger Garage Shock
..is all who will play.
Internal External is NOT scheduled to perform, nor will they be. If you are local, please ignore the self-made posters they made that added them to the bill -- this will NOT happen. They asked me several times, but they ARE NOT booked to perform.
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Post by tx jp fan on Oct 14, 2010 20:14:43 GMT -5
I wishI could see JP Inc perform where I live. Texas loves JP Incorporated!!
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Post by Sandersgirls on Oct 14, 2010 20:22:13 GMT -5
...sounds like a great line-up ...and a long night. I hope Neil gets to do a full set...for the fans. Is Andy Carter the lead singer of Internal External ? Ryan, do you introduce the acts ? Do you get to say - "Ladies and gentleman, America's Funnyman Neeeeeeeeeeil Haaaaaaaamburger" ??
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Post by In the Know on Oct 14, 2010 21:46:27 GMT -5
1st; I have a clue. Unfirtunately it leads to bad conclusions about some of these posters. PERSON WHO WAnts 2 date Neil`sw exwife to get closer to Neil: call Rossdalw. You may be gay (not happy gay- gay gay). I dated a guy who knew Neil B4 I did & used 2 steal his jokes. I`ll give U his #. FINALLY, If InternalEx isn`t on the bill Illhave to see t4hem elsewhere
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Post by RyanStamen on Oct 14, 2010 22:39:45 GMT -5
Sandersgirls, I have never introduced Neil! That would be great, but I am afraid I would mess up the lines! I will leave it to the professionals...or Boni!
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Post by Sandersgirls on Oct 14, 2010 22:56:52 GMT -5
Geez, if you get the chance to introduce Neil, you should take it. WHAT an experience that would be ! Hey, you could use cue-cards in your hand, Neil does. In fact it would be funny to say "here he is, our head-line act, America's Funnyman and my personal favorite comedian on the scene, ladies and gentlemen (then pause, look down and refer to your cue card) Neeeeeil Haaaaaamburger
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Post by CarterFan on Oct 15, 2010 1:22:07 GMT -5
Andy Carter should introduce Neil. Andy's really funny! I wish he did stand-up comedy as well as web design. He's a great guy.
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Post by Sandersgirls on Oct 15, 2010 16:21:14 GMT -5
I am not sure if Andy Carter is even real...there are a lot of bogus posts on this board...but IF he is real...and even more unlikely, if he is actually a Neil Hamburger fan...then it's interesting to think he may be at one or both of the Arizona shows. So maybe fans who read this board will all be checking out each other at the shows, looking for a computer nerd, jerking himself off in the corner and then trying to talk to Neil Hamburger. If Andy is real and if he's going to the show...ANDY, just enjoy the great jokes and then leave and go back to work.
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Post by former on Oct 15, 2010 23:06:06 GMT -5
im sorry but sandergirlls is too bossy. ever since he come on here its boss boss boss. ive had itnwith thta no it all. he tell everyone how to act what to post how to talk to neil wheterh to talk to neil when to go to work when to go home how to act on board. who died & made him boss.? noone.thats who
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Post by Sandersgirls on Oct 16, 2010 0:02:45 GMT -5
I haven't bossed anyone around you deluded fool. In your little mind am I bossing people around by asking them to look for a computer nerd, jerking off in the corner at Neil's next show ? Perhaps you are worried because you want to be in the corner jerking off with Andy Carter ? All right then, just to make you happy - PLEASE Neil fans, do NOT look for Andy Carter jerking off in the corner. Sorry to everyone who was feeling bossed around by my posting. As for the cry baby who criticized me, just ignore what people tell you when they boss you around. Does this go back to the times with your uncle on the farm, telling you what you must do ?...if it's because I often ask for people to post about Neil Hamburger...then yes, I am the BOSS of what I want and I will make my requests. Why don't you post about Neil Hamburger and not just be a foolish cry-baby.
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Post by former on Oct 16, 2010 1:08:56 GMT -5
All I know is This board used to feel like a nice combo of Carson McCullers & Flowers for Algernon. Boni, Pearl et al had a pretty nice tone, despite your calls for "More neil, more Neil, more Neil." Who's the real maturbator? Makes one miss Clunt, Kwefe & A-Tong. Lately it feels like a Tolstoy Polemic, except more ass-holey & preachy, you deluded Dipster! You seem to take everything directed YOUR Way pretty seriously, including jokes, You Crybaby. PS Why don't you Take it Down Under & STICK IT THERE! you know you want it! Or keep it up, whatever.
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Post by one glob on Oct 16, 2010 1:37:35 GMT -5
Oh my heavens, to betsy, and marge and all them wigged ladies.
Let us not quarrel, dears! Let us be Friends in Faith, for Neil Hamburger, who is AMERICA's funnyman, but is also, secondarily, the WORLD's, and we all have different perspectives and humo(u)rs, some people's sense of toilet humor goes counterclockwise, etc,
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Post by Sandersgirls on Oct 16, 2010 1:55:37 GMT -5
...do you really think I take you or anything seriously ? It's all just key-strokes for my amusement you cry-baby. ...I did SERIOUSLY enjoy Ryan posting that new Neil poster and I would SERIOUSLY enjoy some new information on these boards about Neil. But obviously there are countless sources of Neil information other than this board. I like to laugh, that's why I like the world's funniest comedian. I don't like wasting time with dead-beat no-bodies who offer nothing funny or worthwhile to say. Make me laugh, pig-boy ...or girl.
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Post by sangre fetid on Oct 16, 2010 2:00:34 GMT -5
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Post by DinyTick on Oct 16, 2010 4:07:26 GMT -5
Sandergirls BIG BOY WINNER! You do realize the incredible irony in all this, right?
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