CLARIFICATION OF TEMPE SHOW LINEUP

[Idiot]

what did the eeeediot do ? heckle, fight, not laugh ?

[dont heckle our Neil]

Things a lot, IDOTT!!!

[eeeediot]

Did JP get punched in the face ?

[pearlgrey]

I wanted to aks that same question. I hope JP is ok.

[oh fart]

I can't believe Neil and JP both played a show at THE HOME OF THIS VERY BOARD and no one will even talk about it. This board does suck.

ANDY CARTER FOR THE FUTURE!!!!!

[good point]

I am loathe to say it - but I have to agree. Where are the posts about these latest, landmark shows ? Andy Carter, all is forgiven. $110 per hour to do this board buddy ?

[Boni Jergen]

It was a Great show, Neil told all the good Jokes and new Jokes a bout B.P. Oil, and Bret micheals, and several other's. Some Idiott Druggie punche J.P. in the face and the sound guy there was also on Drugs and did a horible Job and ruined the night, the security was no where and every one was on Drugs, they let my Dogs Bananas in Marlon in to the Club how ever, so I liked that, those Dogs were well beahaved, the Holly Wood Alley in Mesa where Neil used to play never let those Dogs in to the Club, so I missed some of Neil's shows there, sorry but I will not go into a Night Club that had a policey like that.

As for Andy Carter he has dispaeared, no suprise, sorry Andy your and Idiott, propably busy working on a Carrotte Top wedsite, what a Jerk! Who ever offere him Money to do a website is ever suptider than him.

[former]

Oct 17, 2010 16:46:59 GMT -5 Sandersgirls said:

I am a sincere Neil Hamburger fan, I am not a comedian myself and I don't pretend to be funny. Like I've said, my keystrokes here are either to engage with real Neil Hamburger fans or for my own amusement. As for Bongs and Ritalin, that may not be original for me to mention them, but it not original for you to constantly indulge in things like that either. I am sorry for calling you a retard. Clearly there IS something wrong. But I applaud your taste in comedy. Neil Hamburger forever ![/quo Thank U 4 clarifying but am still unclear as 2 who U think I "am." U say I repeat unoriginal tropes which may B true but I (former) just posted 4 1st time when I called U bossy. The other stuff was stuff I READ. ( I dont mind being called a retard) That`s terrible if any1 tried 2 B funny. Ure rite. This is no place 4 that.All attempts at humor should be solely left 2 the Professionals. If I post I`ll try 2 keep it serious,2 know my place. also 2 B REAL fan. And just do what real fans do. No funny stuff. TTrems of service

[bea]

I would rather talk about the living breathing touring Neil than about a bunch of crappy souvenirs with his drawing stamped on it but that is just me.

[bea again]

You could still talk about crappy souvenirs though. everyone could talk about whatever they want, except telling other people what to talk about. That is not allowed.
k

[FAN OF THIS BOARD]

I am willing to pay the subscription service to make this board ad-free. I am not kidding. I fucking hate adds so much, it would be worth it. PM me.
xo

[Sandersgirls]

bea ... real fans like souvenirs, not just Neil Hamburger fans, but fans of other comedians, pop groups, sports teams, movie stars, the list goes on. Boni has a section in her boards called "Neil Hamburger Souvenirs", I like to exchange information with fans about Neil Hamburger souvenirs, in the Neil Hamburger souvenirs section. Neil Hamburger souvenirs are particularly good and of interest to me because they are all funny. I find his image amusing. His depressed appearance is funny to me every time. Also, his printed interviews in magazines are first class examples of how funny he is, even when he is not telling gags. Also, you can't be at a Neil Hamburger live show every night, so the souvenirs help fill the void. So kindly fuck off and don't tell me what to talk about. ...having said that, no one seems to talk about souvenirs or anything much. There are a lot of pathetic back-stabbers just like you. ...AND DON'T FORGET ...it's Neil Hamburger who produces and sells these items for his fans. If you don't like them, complain to him...but I am sure he'd tell you the same thing I did.

[Sandersgirls]

Hi former, I don't know what you are talking about. I can't understand your posts. Perhaps it's best if we don't engage with each other. So I would encourage you to just post your many thoughts to the wider Neil Hamburger fan cummunity and stop directing them at Sandersgirls. All the best. Viva Neil Hamburger !

[front stabber on deaf ears]

Oct 20, 2010 2:13:32 GMT -5 @bea again said:

You could still talk about crappy souvenirs though. everyone could talk about whatever they want, except telling other people what to talk about. That is not allowed.
k

I didn't tell you what to talk about! I said we could all talk about ALL things, not JUST souvenirs! SeeVIRUSVIRUS?

[yep]

i HATE when people tell me what to talk about!