MAJOR comedians in trouble - we need to HELP NEIL!

[RyanStamen]

People, look what happened to Gallagher -- while we was trying to smash watermelons his HEART EXPLODED!

news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110312/ap_on_en_ot/us_people_gallagher

And then poor Gilbert Gotfried, was fired from a LUCRATIVE ENDORSMENT just for telling JOKES!

latimesblogs.latimes.com/gossip/2011/03/gilbert-gottfried-fired-aflac-tsunami-jokes.html?cid=6a00d8341c630a53ef014e5fdbf226970c

So I am worried about Neil -- what could happen to him? I am afraid that this is the work of the Hollywood Elite that tried to get Neil before.

If you see him on tour, please tell him to WATCH OUT.

[Pearl Grey]

Don't you DARE say anything bad could happen bad to Neil. I was already worried sick about him when I was trying to go to sleep last night, then read a tweet that he had turbulence on his plane. I AM TOO SUPERSTITIOUS TO EVEN LOOK AT THIS !!!!!

[pearl]

Oh I just read that article and I agree, go ahead and fire the heartless bastard. That shit is not even slightly funny, and anyone who finds humor in it deserves as much ostracizing as the world can give. FUCK YOU GOTTFIRED!!!! (haha i made a funny joke at someone's expense. but at least that person is not DEAD or DROWNING, or HOMELESS, or RADIATED, or has DEAD LOVED ONES!!!!)

Neil would never do that, NEIL is a GOOD PERSON!

[pearl yet again]

Oh also Gallagher's heart probably exploded because you cannot hold that much unwarranted HATE inside of it and keep it there forever.

EVERYONE IS SHIT!!!!!

xo

[gallagher fan]

Sorry i was so groutchy. No one posts to this site anymore. Not even the retardeds.

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