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[qualitard]

Here are some flyers that a friend of mine named doctor cop made for some comedy shows that's happening about town. Please feel free to print these up and post them, because no matter where you live you could get a chance to see these acts when they perform Near You.

[I know]

Those people pictured in the flyers are retarded, and stupid. I wouldn't trust them to say anything funny, ever in a billion years. They appears to be a family comedy team, which is child abuse, and spousal abbuse. These people should all be hanged

[Retarded and prouded]

Hey ! don't be mean to us retarded people. My friend Neil Hamburger often gives us all a shout-out at his shows. There is nothing WRONG with being retarded...except that we are "wrong"...

[bill]

I think that's "Pig People" he's referring to.

[kill Bill]

Neil Hamburger does not discriminate when he is discriminating. As a card-carrying retard I feel Neil has tried to touch me and my kind during his shows - not just pig-people.

[do not spread falsehoods]

Neil would never touch you unless you forced him to take your picture with you. You are a retard AND a liar!

[do not spread your legs]

I meant he touches retards and all minorites EMOTIONALLY. (and on the penis & bagina)

[emotional retard]

I can attest to that. Neil has touched me emotionally several times, all over.

[sinister]

Hi..wondering who might like to get togther with me so we can go out and KILL any members of this atrocious 'Red Hat Society" which is a bunch of middle aged fuck brain women acting like retards who prance around in awful red hats because they are retarded.