Is Neil coming to Texas again?

[pearlgrey]

Did I miss him when he was here last? Neil is due for another show in Austin, unless I missed it, which is possible, as I been busier lately than normal. I hope he don't come here in July though, that would be crazy.

Also, here is a picture I took of what could possibly be Neil's offspring.
VIRUS VIRUS VIRUS

[Twinkle]

Oh Pearls, Bless your heart
I cant believe, the first time I come on hear, in so long, expecting hate, & ONLY HATE, mayhem, viloence, , that in stead there is such a beautiful baby, from Neil & Mrs. neil.
Thank you for posting that.
Thats hope for the Future. Thats the true spirit, of the hamburger empire.


Ps Yes your rihgt, texas is too hot, as is many states at that time. Not recommended.

[RyanStamen]

Sorry, this is impossible. Neil only has a daughter who is probably in college by now, and it is well known that he had been rendered sterile as a result of the millions of miles he has spent on the road. This is another vicious rumor being spread by those who want to RUIN NEIL'S CAREER.

8==D~~~~

[Pearl]

This could be Neil's grandbaby then. The young lady who was the mother of this child that had kindly allowed me to photograph her adorably ridiculous bespectacled Neilbaby could not have been a day over 21. Does Neil's daughter attend the University of Texas and have a child out of wedlock?

[Dr Rangolf Handicap]

Ryan,
Of course you're right in that the MAIMSTREAM MEDIA is trying to SMEAR poor Neil for his heroic stance against stinky men's cologne, which is an abomination & a blight on humankind, especially on the unfortunate women who have to smell it.

Women's perfume also stinks! The other day a cashier reeking of "Beyonce's Pits" or somesuchshit, got her awful smell all over my fresh produce, which had to be thrown out. It's like germ warfare out there. No one is safe.

Still & all, that baby is no doubt Neil's grandbaby, as Pearl says. You can tell by the foot of the mother. That foot bears a striking family resemblance to Neil, just like the baby does. I'm a geneticist so I can tell.

[RyanStamen]

I am not convinced. If you notice, the baby has on a t-shirt from the DISGRACED band the Beetles. Do you think anyone in Neil's family would support a band that is made up of pedophiles and junkies?

[tas fan]

i miss you neil!
come to texas!
(not in august)

[cousin]

I hope Neil will tell at least one Daniel Johnston joke when he is here. If he tells a Daniel Johnston joke I will raise my hand in the audience to acknowledge him for crafting it, just for me.

[Me]

I will too!

[me too]

if he doesn' make the joke, for all of us. i will kill my self, if he doen't make the daniel jonston joke. i will do it.

[only me]

Well, , Neil did not make the joke, which caused me a great deal of pain, mentally, like he just doesnt care for the fan. I'll be dying soon, due to my hopes crushed, the show was a few weeks ago and just now I'm able to muster up enough stregth to get on here and announce my obitchary

[mbv LL]

I feel your pain. Neil's love has left the building, he won't even phone in your eulogy so forget about it why don't you.

[celipelican]

i used to be jimme june, but i tooka long trip.... i have changed my name to celipelican. i hopt you remember me Pearls &Twinks. i will try to catch up on allthe happenins on this mssg bored. glad t see banas & marlin are still in the margins.

[pearlgrey]

Hi Pelican , it's so nice to see the old members of this board, it's almost as if one hundred years had not passed.

Pelicans are the best birds, did you ever watch them swoope down to eat fish even when there was a big lightning storm coming, they're the best lardge bird, remember the old limerick about that

[Bitter]

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