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Post by kurtsteinberg on Apr 2, 2012 2:53:11 GMT -5
Does anyone know why Clunt removed his Carrot Top forum? It was a great forum where Carrot Top's gay fans could come to exchange gay fantasies.
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Post by bummies on Apr 5, 2012 19:41:51 GMT -5
There were too many bummies going on.
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Post by pearly whites on Apr 11, 2012 3:05:15 GMT -5
they all got aids and died
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Post by pearlgrey on Apr 11, 2012 19:28:39 GMT -5
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Post by kurtsteinberg on Apr 12, 2012 1:11:01 GMT -5
Well, it certainly is true that many of Carrot Top's fans have died from AIDS over the years. He is quite popular within the gay community, as his bulging steroid-enhanced body and red pubes are symbols of homoerotic decadence. However, as far as I know, Clunt does not have the AIDS.
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Post by pearlgrey on Apr 12, 2012 21:05:35 GMT -5
That's terrible when fans of a particular comedian are given AIDS, just for being Truly Devoted fans, as Carrot Top's are.
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Post by kurtsteinberg on Apr 13, 2012 6:45:46 GMT -5
That's terrible when fans of a particular comedian are given AIDS, just for being Truly Devoted fans, as Carrot Top's are. I heard that a lot of his fans are "bug chasers" who have a perverse desire to contract AIDS. This is a classic "chicken and egg" scenario - either (a) Carrot Top's devoted fans are given AIDS as punishment for being fans; or (b) people with AIDS gravitate toward Carrot Top's type of humor and then infect other fans.
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Post by pearl on Apr 15, 2012 1:25:11 GMT -5
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Post by This is sad on Apr 24, 2012 2:00:13 GMT -5
This is terrible. The Carrot Top forum was a fantastic place for people to share ideas, exchange stories and share in their passion for good comedy.
This is a sad day.
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Post by doctors without boders on Apr 24, 2012 2:54:32 GMT -5
There is propably a conspiracy in all this. You should always blame the Government. It is probably the World Health Organization (WHO) who had the carrot top forum shut down for spreading too much disease. VIRUS
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Post by kurtsteinberg on May 2, 2012 7:08:20 GMT -5
There is propably a conspiracy in all this. You should always blame the Government. It is probably the World Health Organization (WHO) who had the carrot top forum shut down for spreading too much disease. VIRUS Obviously this is a hate-related conspiracy perpetrated against Carrot Top's gay fan base! They were using Clunt's Carrot Top forum to exchange queer fantasies relating to Carrot Top. What are they supposed to do now? Although there are many gay fantasies written about the Top on bathroom walls at highway rest stops, those fantasies are often lost forever when janitors hose down or repaint the walls to cover up the graffiti.
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Post by preal on May 4, 2012 0:20:08 GMT -5
Kurt, perhaps your Gay-Carrot-Top-Sexual-Fantasy lore is simply destined to be passed on Orally.
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Post by kurtsteinberg on Sept 25, 2012 3:59:17 GMT -5
Kurt, perhaps your Gay-Carrot-Top-Sexual-Fantasy lore is simply destined to be passed on Orally. Actually, I heard a rumor that among Carrot Top's fanbase, his lore is somehow passed on anally. Some random dude at a rest stop told me this while I was pissing at a urinal, and it made me feel so uncomfortable that I didn't dare ask for additional details.
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Post by partygoer on Oct 14, 2012 16:56:08 GMT -5
Hi Kurt. I was recently at Clunt's birthday dinner at his parents' house. Everyone had a great time. Here is a picture of the cake: Many of the guests cut off their crab-ridden pubic hair for the main course. We used the boiling crabs as a sort of communal foot bath, so the crabs gave us a wonderful massage as well as nutrition afterwards. It was a majestic experience I will not soon forget.
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Post by jd on Apr 23, 2013 0:37:01 GMT -5
I know for a fact that Clunt never got such a cake.
He really was a great guy. You should all feel ashamed of yourselves for putting down such a devoted fan of comedy.
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