shaky advice app

[pearl]

This telephone program has brought me so much indispensable use over the years. I ask it every day whether I should get out of bed each morning. There are quite a few more negative answers than positive ones however.

[speculator]

i have used this phone app to make life choices too, before.

the trick is, to ask alot of meaningless questions (should i slide over a bit, or even roll over, depending on weight, to avoid bed sores? is pizza pocket a good thing to eat four times a day? things of this nature), so that you could identify any possible biases in the answers. then when you armed with this infomation you could ask the inportant questions  (is today the day, i finally get out of bed?).

this system will serve you well. my final question before being robbed, of my phone, my only possession after losing everything else in a investment scheme, was "should i live in the library over winter?" and the answer was a emphatic "YES!" the shaky advice app saved my life. (without the sun glasses)

[Pearl]

I need to clarify something, just to make sure. This app is for ADVICE ONLY, correct? Neil inside the app does NOT have the power to PREDICT the FUTURE, is this correct?

Because I saw the poles tightening and I asked Neil if Hillary will be President and he yelled at me NO WAY YOU MOTHER FORKING CORK SUCKING ICE HOLE!! and now I am genuinely scared. My heart is racing in terror, I may have a tack. Please advise.

[speculator]

you can't do that, i think, but that's jsut speculation. she could win, or she might not, either.