Old El Paso Taco Kit

[Brid Myson]

Today I bought si x Old El Paso taco kits to prepare for next year's taco-eating championship. I was chowing down on box #4 when I chipped my tooth on a SOFT taco! There was something like a small white marble (bone??) inside the shell. I was so disgusted I had to stop my training... I couldn't eat another taco and I don't know if I ever will again!.    

Thinking about suing Old El Paso for ruining my career-- how can I face my fans like this?

^{A man broken by a taco.}