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Post by Hatter on Mar 29, 2005 12:17:24 GMT -5
Here's my favorite.... Why did all of the members of Metallica cut their hair? It was the only way they could get the matted cum out. hahahaha
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Post by hatter on Apr 1, 2005 13:03:35 GMT -5
Why did Anthony Kiedis and the Red Hot Chili Peppers play a small town on the Arizona and California border? BECAUSe they love NEEDLES! ahahahaha
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Post by Talking Cheese on Sept 12, 2005 20:59:06 GMT -5
ForThe Hoards of Australians on here., What's Red Puffy and Wet? Shapelle Corby's face.
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Post by Boni Jergen on Sept 14, 2005 3:32:55 GMT -5
Neil could Play in australa again soon, I hope he Knows what you mean, because I don't under stand.
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Post by Talking Cheese on Sept 14, 2005 3:36:50 GMT -5
I hope Neil comes to do shows in Australia soon too! Everybody hopes it
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faker
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faked my way onto the stage, even managed to get paid
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Post by faker on Sept 14, 2005 13:25:17 GMT -5
it's not really a joke...but when neil says 'gramma's peach cobbler' and 'candied yams' (with that fucking POINTING FINGER) in that courtney love joke...i lose my shit. every time.
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Post by Talking Cheese on Sept 17, 2005 3:00:49 GMT -5
my fav neil joke is zipper lips
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Post by Boni Jergen on Sept 19, 2005 15:34:22 GMT -5
That one won an Award
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Spoon
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Post by Spoon on Sept 23, 2005 4:27:31 GMT -5
Has Neil stopped doing the Zipper Lips now?
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Post by Talking Cheese on Sept 23, 2005 4:30:32 GMT -5
I hope not since it won an award, that would be shocking
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Post by kweef on Oct 15, 2005 14:57:15 GMT -5
here i just posted this in another room, but its gold baby, pure gold...
Why did bananas the retarded dog eat glass?
Because the alternative was eating the peanut butter that Boni Jergen spread on her vagina!!!
Im gonna sell that one to Neil
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Post by Boni Jergen on Oct 16, 2005 19:03:34 GMT -5
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Post by carey on Nov 12, 2005 5:27:02 GMT -5
craaanberry sauce
- i. buried paul
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Post by hatter on Feb 16, 2006 23:37:25 GMT -5
Why did Madonna/Julia Roberts/ or anyother female star put shit on her vagina? Because she was horny!
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Post by clunt on Feb 17, 2006 1:43:08 GMT -5
*COUGH* *BOUGHGHHG*
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