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Post by thisisacomputer on Feb 17, 2006 16:54:24 GMT -5
they all my favrorite, all of them "zingers.
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Post by dkfjhdrgj on Feb 17, 2006 17:37:17 GMT -5
I like the joke where Neil says about Ted Bundy:
What did Ted Bundy say to himself whenever he saw a good looking woman?
Gee I sure would like to rape and kill that today!
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Post by davebot on Dec 7, 2006 20:45:45 GMT -5
I dressed up as neil at a holloween party and brought a bunch of jokes in my tux pockets. And one girl love loved this joke: why did god make tits? he couldn't... he wouldn't ... he's gay!
And the girl repeated the joke every time she saw me all night!
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Post by penus on Dec 8, 2006 11:58:52 GMT -5
"These days most people dig up corpses just so they can have sex with them... Neil is the only person I know of who digs them up so he can steal their clothes and wear them on stage. Also, he has sex with them sometimes, but only the ones who look like they may have been virgins when they died."
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Post by Boni Jergen on Dec 8, 2006 14:56:31 GMT -5
I heard that in Deroit, Jack White from the White Strokes band came up to Neil and said he liked his routine a bout the "Hills have eyes" and J.F.K., does any of the other Old fans remeber that one, or just Me?
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Post by pearlgrey on Dec 8, 2006 23:47:46 GMT -5
all of these jokes here is just terrible ones.
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Post by pearlgrey on Dec 8, 2006 23:48:17 GMT -5
i like the one about Mötley Crüe
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Post by suzy on Dec 9, 2006 0:47:34 GMT -5
hahaha my bf used to talk about the J.F.K. joke sometimes but I cant remember hwo it goes something to do with trees lol?
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Post by CLUNTwithSPARKLES on Dec 9, 2006 7:21:42 GMT -5
hahaha my bf used to talk about the J.F.K. joke sometimes but I cant remember hwo it goes something to do with trees lol?
whatever ryan/pearlgrey/thisisacomputer. i KNOW this is ryan because you talk about having a boyfriend. you should go spoon with thisisacompputer who's probably dead somewhere thank to boni's going to run such a terrible board.
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Post by pearlgrey on Dec 9, 2006 17:26:20 GMT -5
that's awful, clunt, seriously. i was genuinely worried about thisisacomputer dying because he Left clunt, YOU are the one who said this is YOUR board so YOU should take responsibility for any foul play or anything involved with mysterious disappearance. you and your gross sparkles which is probably just crystallized semen from your buddy carrot top. gross. i'm sorry i even said that. see i have stooped to your level. clunt, you are horrible. go stare at yourself on the mirror and cry because you are a horrible person.
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Post by CLUNTwithSPARKLES on Dec 9, 2006 21:16:11 GMT -5
you and your gross sparkles which is probably just crystallized semen Susy/Pearlgrey.. you're just jealous because you haven't had any semen crystalise on YOU lately. Even ryan has semn crystalise on his lower back sometimes (when he misses a spot after wiping it straight off because he's ashamed of what he and easternshadow have done). Every time i look infront of the mirror i see that i was created wrong and its not my fault that nature is a prick but i dont care because we'll all die and then there's nothing anyway, except pain hopefully because we're all going to hell because only freaks live by the bible and that's probably not the real religeon, an what if the real god's book was destroyed and lost and we were all going to hell anyway? That's how much sense god makes, then he makes you without legs. And I WOULD take responsibiltiy for strange disappearances seeing as this IS my board, but i need special privledges and passwords and stuff to see what people's email addresses are, and I haven't got access to that shit because im' just a member, boni does. ANd im not going there because her place will smell like urine and old woman. even if i did she probably wouldnt' give me her password, unless i pretended to be one of her internet dates or something, or i could turn up with a scrap book full of pointless newspaper clippings (by scrap book i mean bucket) with a side of olive garden scraps and she'd get all wet and lusty over it. BUT I WOULDNT' BECAUSE I DONT' GIVE A CRAP WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS ISACOMPUTER because this is MY BOARD and the rest of you are just guests of mine, privledged to be here. Pricks.
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Post by easternshadow on Dec 10, 2006 17:13:07 GMT -5
Even ryan has semn crystalise on his lower back sometimes (when he misses a spot after wiping it straight off because he's ashamed of what he and easternshadow have done). Grooss! Clunt you are a fowl man! I dont do that kind of thing with other boys.
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Post by pearlgrey on Dec 10, 2006 17:45:11 GMT -5
Clunt is horrible, isn't he easternshadow? i guess you just have to let Clunt have his fantasies. he gets bored in that wheelchair, esp. after Claire left him bc she was tired of all his Drama
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Post by clunt on Dec 10, 2006 18:17:07 GMT -5
SHUTUP!!! CLAIRE DIDN'T LEAVE ME SHE WENT ON HOLIDAY, MORON!
she'll be back.. otherwise who'll pick up my groceries?
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Post by RyanStamen on Dec 10, 2006 22:59:34 GMT -5
Clunt, why don't you try and go ruin someone else's career -- I wouldn't doubt if you were behind the discrediting of OJ Simpson (who is innocent!)
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