Every one is so Stupid, I wish a "VEX" on them

[Boni Jergen]

I don't mean "every one", just a lot of them, like the One's who Don't ever post on this board.

YOUR PART OF THE PROBLEM!!
Apathy never solved any thing (except for scabs or sores, which tend to heal them selves>0 if you don't pick at them).

I am issuing a Chalenge to you, POST more often ,

UN less you'r Scared, in which case,

Show some Bravery!!!

We can't do this Alone.
The Torch must stay Lit. Please post on this board! I'm sorry to have to get "serious' on you, but this Board is in a real Danger of being SHUT Down if they find out No One cares.

[thisisacomputer]

Boni is right, we can not do this all AL:ONE! Where is all the other fan, where is the REPECT and devoton that Neil needs right now, more than ever, if the board gets shut down, I'll consider suicide, because there is NOTHING ELSE for me to like. on the coputer, except E MAIKL, and I RARLY get any, so this is ALL I HAVE, except for odd jobs during the day. Today I raked my neighbors yards, and asked if I could mow. Most of them say,"No we don't need that " we do it our s elf but since I sprained my ankle I can't work alot, so Boni's site gives me hope in my favorite enertainer of all time NEIL HAMBURGER , if he isn;t getting the promotional adverstising he need for his carrer, what else is there.

Come on please help the board and post with us, it is so fun and a good way to hook up wit h people, may be for sex, if you're into that sort of thing, or for any thing else. We have special forum where you can talk about WhATEVER YOU WANt, who could ask for more, Boni is a very good administraor, she work hard at this, and we need your support . Please.

[Angie Starr]

You're correct Boni, everyone IS stupid. We should all move to Gilligan's Island to get away from the stupidity.

Thisisacomputer, you seem like an enterprising guy. Could you look into the costs of renting a boat to take the people on this message board to Gilligan's Island? My uncle is a lawyer so I can find out the legalities of setting up our own society.

[thisisacomputer]

I'll see what I can do, it might take a while because I don't have a phone, I need to use the pay phone. for that.

Thank you for caling me entertaining, I think Neil is the best entrtainer.

My Dad used to swim competivlely, and he swam in a charity event with Gilligan himself one time (I think his real name is John Denver) and they had to let him win, so maybe I can get my dad find Gilligan and he can give us directon to the island.

[Boni Jergen]

That's such a Great idea, see I Knew what could happen if we "Shake' up the board a bit. The worms come out of the Wood work!!! (Your not a worm, Angie, I mean it symbolically).

I all wyas wanted to go to Giagllan's Ilsand,!! Thank you Angie, and thisisacomputer, if you don't have a phone, give me the info mation, I DO have a phone, I could help make this Outing a reality, Do they have tours still, or did they suspend that ? ? How long could you stay.

[thisisacomputer]

It sounds fun (the trip to Gilligans) Island, but I'm going to need to buy a new suit caes, mine was stolen recently along with some valuble dinner plates and some colone, but after I buy a new one I will check on the island tour , I think that Giligan still works as a host out there.

[williamhorsehorse]

I have nott posted in quite some time and I was just going to ask Boni if is if is there any way to remove the vex you placed thanks in advance
please don't move this reply to the Ask Boni section without my permission

[thisisacomputer]

Well she would nrt have placed the vex to begin with if peple would actualy come on here and POST constcuctively, not just LOOK around ., That doesn't help Neil at all.

[Boni Jergen]

I think the VEX is working, the nieghbor kid who put cat shit in my car (when the window was open) broke his LEG over the week end!!!

But for this VEX to be lifted, we need more people POSTING on this Board in stead of LESS like it has been Lately.

[JOHN EGOETTGE]

Dear Friends, Please read this all the way through..Its perfectly legal and it does what it says it will do..No hidden fees..$6,00 will start you on the road to wealth..:

Greetings: I am a retired attorney. A few years ago a man
came to me with a letter. He asked me to verify the fact that this was legal to do. I told him I would review it and get back to him. When I first read the letter my client brought me, I thought it was some "off-the-wall" idea to make money. A week and a half later we met in my office to discuss the issue. I told him the letter he originally brought me was not 100% legal. My client then asked me to alter it to make it perfectly legal. I asked him to make one small change in the letter. I was still curious about the letter, so he explained to me how it works. I thought it seemed like a long shot, so I decided against participating. But before my client left, I asked him to keep me updated on his results. About two months later, he called me to tell me he had received over $800,000 in cash. I didn't believe him, so he asked me to try this idea and find out for myself. I thought about it for a couple of days and decided I really didn't have anything to lose, so I asked him for a copy of the letter. I followed the instructions exactly, mailed 200 copies, and sure enough, the money started coming in! It arrived slowly at first but coming in nonetheless. I kept a precise record of the earnings, and in the end, it totaled $978,493! I could hardly believe it. I met with my friend for lunch to find out exactly how it worked. He told me there are quite a few similar letters around, but this one is different because there are six names at the end of the letter, not five like some others. This fact alone results in your name being in far more returns. The other fact was the help I gave him, making sure the whole thing was legal, since no one wants to take the risk of doing something illegal.

By now you are surely curious to know what small changes to make. If you sent a letter like this one out, in order to be completely legal, you must actually sell something in order to receive a dollar in return. So when you send a dollar to each of the names on the list, you must include these words, "PLEASE PUT ME ON YOUR MAILING LIST" and include your name and address. This is the key to the program. The item you will receive for the dollar you sent to the six people below is the letter. At the time I first tried this idea, I was earning a good living as a lawyer. But everyone in the legal profession will tell you there is a lot of stress that comes with the job. I told myself if things worked out, I would retire from my practice and play golf. I decided to try the
letter again, but this time I sent 500 copies. Three months later, I had totaled $2,341,178! Here are a few reasons a person might give for not trying this program: Some people think they can never make a lot of money with anything this simple. Some are afraid they will be ridiculed for trying Some dream of large sums of money, but do nothing to actually achieve it. Some are just plain lazy. Some are afraid of losing their investment. They think this program is designed to beat them out of a few dollars. The system works if you will just try it. But you must follow the simple instructions EXACTLY, and in less than three months, you will receive $800,000 GUARANTEED! Keep what you are doing to yourself for awhile. Many will tell you it won't work and will try to talk you out of your dreams. Let them know of your success after it works.

LETTERS FROM PARTICIPANTS IN THIS PROGRAM:

Larry McMahon, Norfolk, VA Six months ago, I received this letter and ignored it. Five more came within a period of time and I ignored them also. I was tempted, but I was convinced that they were just a Hoax. After three weeks of deliberating, I decided to give it a try (not
expecting much). Two weeks went by and nothing happened. The fourth week was unbelievable! I can't say I received $800,000 but I received $400,000. For the first time in years, I am debt free. I am doing this again, only this time starting with 500 posts.

INSTRUCTIONS: Immediately send $1.00 to each of the six people on the list at the end of this letter. Wrap the dollar bill in a note saying "Please add me to your mailing list" and include your name and address. Copy this letter. You do not have to type it 200 times. Simply place your cursor at the top of the page, hold it and drag it all the way
down to the end of the letter. Then click on "edit" and select "copy". Now open up a notepad file on your computer and put the cursor at the top of the page in the notepad, click on 'edit' and then select 'paste' and it will copy the letter for you onto your computer. Remove the name next to the #1 on the list and move the rest of the names up one position (#2 becomes #1, #3 becomes #2, etc.....) Then place your name in the #6 position. Then save it, make sure it is saved as a txt. file. This is very a very important step! When you have completed the instructions, take this letter and then go to (Google,Yahoo,Craigslist...) and type in (Money Making Message-board, or POST NEW MESSAGE OR JUST TYPE POST MESSAGE(THIS IS MUCH EASIER AND FASTER),...) and start posting your copy to 200 message boards, or more this is only the minimum, you can post as much as you like...The more copies you send the better the results. Keep a copy of this letter so you can use it a second time. Post it out again in six months, but Post it with the addresses you receive with each dollar. It will work better the second time. NOTE: This service is 100% legal - (Refer to title 18 section 1302 of the U.S. Postal & lottery laws) How does it work? When you send out 200 Posts, it is estimated that at least 15 people will respond and send you a $1.00. ($15.00) Those 15 will Post 200 Posts each and 225 people send you $1.00 ($225.00) Those
225 people Post 200 Posts each and 3,375 people send you $1.00
($3,375.00) Those 3,375 people will post 200 posts each and 50,625 people send you $1.00
($50,625.00) Those 50,625 people will post 200 posts each and 759,375 people send you $1.00 ($759,375.00) At this point your name drops off the list, but
so far you have received $813,615.00. P.S. When your money begins to come in, give the first 10% to charity with spirit and share a good fortune!

#1.Linda Marlow 124 Robinhood Dr., Cassville, MO 65625
#2.Kim Ambriz 991-c Lomas Santa Fe #359 Solana Beach, CA 95075
#3.Cheryl Berglund 2260 El Cajon Blvd. Box 411 San Diego, CA. 92104
#4.Johnathon Stolzenberg 930 W. 35th Place Chicago IL, 60609
#5.Craig Woods 8921 W. Courtland Ave. Milwaukee, WI 53225
#6.John Goettge 5268 Seibert Hill RD SW New Philadelphia,Ohio 44663


This really, really, works! I tried it once and I'm doing it again. First to be honest I only posted 145 posts and I didn't receive a lot only $6,689.00 in 3 months, at least this means that it really works, so this time I'm posting 604 posts and I've got so far in 2 months $15,640.00 this is really like a dream come true. So go on and try it
trust me you've got nothing to lose.... Important tip - Cover money by paper fully by which it can not been seen in light, because postal employees do some cheat some times....ok. THIS IS YOUR CHANCE. THE PLAN IS SO SIMPLE, IT'S ELEGANT. DO NOT DELAY. START RIGHT NOW! YOUR RISK IS ABOUT $6 AS I SEE IT. THIS IS A LEGIMATE BUSINESS VENTURE THAT RESULTS IN TAXABLE INCOME. BE SURE TO FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS TO THE LETTER IF YOU ARE COMFORTABLE WITH BECOMING WEALTHY! GOOD LUCK.

[jim]

this is obviously a fantastic idea and i will not let anyone talk me out of my dreams of wealth. thank you stranger. (he must be a big NEIL HAMBURGER FAN to share this great secret with us free of charge!) looks like my luck is finally about to change.

[kweef]

ok here i am, i am posting!!!!! you're not going to ban me like you did Nad are you!!! I LOVE NEIL FUCKING HAMBURGER DONT BAN ME!!!!!