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Post by clunt on Dec 26, 2005 23:43:28 GMT -5
Neil Hamburger, the king of comedy is performing in a nice little suburb in east melbourne at a house nye party. I'm not very excited about it tho, it's probably going to be terrible. Now only half the people that WERE going to come are actually gonna turn up. At least he's coming over tho, i dont like to leave the hostice in east melbourne anymore than once a fortnight.
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Post by cuzinchuck on Dec 27, 2005 10:34:27 GMT -5
Sweet! Sounds like fun. I tried to book Neil for a show once, it went something like this. "Neil, I am having a party, do you want to come over?" Neil, "Sure what kind of party?" me "It's going to be a wild one! Lots of booze and drunken sex!" Neil "SOunds like fun, what should I wear?" me "You don't have to wear anything, it's pretty casual." Neil "Who all is going to be there?" me" Just you and me, thats why it's so casual"....... *cough* *tap tap* is this mic on??  |
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Post by clunt on Dec 27, 2005 19:43:07 GMT -5
what makes that so HOT is the fact that you say you're his cousin!
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Post by cuzinchuck on Dec 27, 2005 21:06:32 GMT -5
;D I think the rhyme goes something like this.....incest is best, put your cousin to the test.....
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Post by Karen Wong on Dec 28, 2005 2:36:19 GMT -5
I was raped in February, 2003. It's a chapter of my life I would like to forget, and I would appreciate it if these types of jokes would disappear from this board, where they have no place.
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Post by Talking Cheese on Dec 28, 2005 5:22:46 GMT -5
By your cousin? That's terrible!
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Post by clunt on Dec 28, 2005 20:24:57 GMT -5
and by terrible you really mean right.. so very right.
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Post by Angie Starr on Dec 28, 2005 21:00:34 GMT -5
Karen, you only posted on this site twice before, both times about dogs and what they should or shouldn't eat. Kind of odd for you to set the tone of what we can talk about here, isn't it?
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Post by Blort on Dec 29, 2005 1:15:39 GMT -5
I was raped in February, 2003. It's a chapter of my life I would like to forget, and I would appreciate it if these types of jokes would disappear from this board, where they have no place. HAHAHAHA! That is comedy gold!!! really sad. |
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Post by James at 15 on Dec 29, 2005 10:17:25 GMT -5
Karen Wong was raped by Bananas and Marlon.
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Post by cuzinchuck on Dec 29, 2005 13:17:49 GMT -5
I wasn't speaking of rape.....not all incest is rape......but it was a joke. I am a hetero married male. I do get my sick sense of humor from Neil though. Odd that someone who visits Neil's site would take an obvious joke in a serious manner.....
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Post by Boni Jergen on Dec 29, 2005 20:01:22 GMT -5
Karen Wong was never Raped by Bananas or Marlon, that is a LIE, James at 15, those Dogs never Raped any one, Be fore Marlon was "Fixed" he would some time "Hump" girl's Legs, that's all, Bananas is a nother story, he can get a litle crazy and excited, but NO he never Raped any Human girl, or hurt any one, the only one who got Raped was Karen Wong, by a HUMAN, not a DOG, which is Sad, I hope she could tell us more a bout it (the Details), to prove that it wasn't Bananas or Marlon who was the Rapist.
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Post by cuzinchuck on Dec 30, 2005 10:34:54 GMT -5
If marlon got ahold of your leg, you best hope your not wearing any short pants if you know what I mean......and a word of advice, if he does lay into you your best to just let him finish.....classic quote
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