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Post by RyanStamen on Aug 8, 2006 11:47:05 GMT -5
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Post by pearlgrey on Aug 8, 2006 18:00:47 GMT -5
Sorry, I cannot attend because I am allergic to dogs.
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Post by RyanStamen on Aug 8, 2006 18:31:32 GMT -5
Clearly, clunt has gotten to you! The dogs will stay in the parking lot all night -- you'd only have to pay your respects to Mar and Ban if you'd want to! This is getting ridiculous!
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Post by clunt on Aug 8, 2006 19:25:42 GMT -5
I voted for 'Im clunt and I hate Neil' because it's almost true. I don't hate Neil Hamburger, I just hate his terrible comedy. Well actually Im sure if I ever met Neil, I WOULD hate him. However, it failed to mention how much I hate you, Ryan.
I hate you Ryan.. everybody does. I bet even Neil hates you.
Boni would never let the dogs stay outside, by the way. I could wait out in the parking lot until everyone went inside and throw bottles at their heads! Boni wouldn't like that much, and that's exactly what I'd do if they're left outside. I've done it before... Boni was stupid enough to give me her street address once because I pretended to be one of her inter net dates.
Stupid Bananas would probably try to eat the bloody remains of Marlon's head, thinking it was Olive Garden Restaurant leftovers or something. Then Boni would come back (still dateless, stupid and old) to find Bananas headless, and Marlon with dog head bits stuck in his teeth (which she'd probably only find when she makes love to the dog and licks it inside it's mouth)
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Blort
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Post by Blort on Aug 8, 2006 20:08:00 GMT -5
I would be there but it sounds like Clunt is going to be there, so I'll give it a miss. I have no desire to be anywhere near disgusting cripples. People without limbs disgust me.
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